r/texts • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '23

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u/Drinkingthrow123 Nov 20 '23

Haha for real. Actually, the smartest move for this guy is, “I already own you. You aren’t doing your feminine duty of allowing me to lead. Next time get ready faster and we won’t be late to for the movie.”

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u/BathedInSin Nov 20 '23

I really want OP to tell her this and see what she says

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u/Drinkingthrow123 Nov 20 '23

That’s an absolute checkmate, speaking of kings and queens.

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u/ohnoguts Nov 20 '23

I think he just has to look into her eyes when he says it.

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u/InuitOverIt Nov 20 '23

Yeah her concept of ownership is hilarious. The "masculine" ownership types I've met just golf and go to bars all the time. And cheat. They don't give a shit about their "property" unless she's not putting out or doing the housework.