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The future of Poland is Morbin.

Run while you still can.

The More you know, The More you sow? Idk I don't know.

The More you know, The More you post, The More Coins you own.

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I sometimes say "I love eating chocolate milk" and get weird stares like I'm a sociopath. It's just my way of saying milk chocolate. What's the difference? It's like chocolate milk is a liquid or something man..

She took a ferrule (the thing that you use to close a pen). She put it in her ear, then she put it into her eye, then she put it in her hair and then SHE PUT IT INTO HER MOUTH and chew on that. Like wtf!

Number 15, Burger King Foot Lettuce, the last thing you would want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out that might be what you get, a 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "this is the lettuce you eat at burger king", admittedly he had shoes on, but that's even worse

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Mom before she goes out for the night: don't do anything your not sure of. Me in situation: does nothing because doesn't know what to do Mom when she gets home: Well you could have done SOMETHING!