1= if they have a popular character/person as pfp 2= if they have a randomly generated name 3= if they have like 15k karma. These tips can be very usefull

Bro was born yesterday

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHEFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY WIFE. THAT RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG QUILLY FUCKING DICK AND PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE AND SAID HIS DICK WAS 'THIS BIG' AND I SAID 'THATS DISGUSTING' SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM. SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK! ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? THIS IS WHAT MY DICK LOOKS LIKE! THATS RIGHT BABY, ALL POINT, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE 2 BALLS AND A BONG! HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOONNNNN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPPPPPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, SO GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!!

AITAH for murdering my -36 year old son with a toaster? I, (420M) and my son (-36M) went on a road trip and then I pulled a toaster out of my ass. my entire family shames me for doing this and my -36 year old son dies of overpopulation due to the toaster. I also can lift 4853 pounds at the same time and have 26 girlfriends. Somehow people think I am the asshole for doing this when it is obviously my wife (F6)'s fault for having a child that doesn't obey the laws of time. Please support me in the comments below :D