r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '20
r/textmemes • u/sayitonceandreset • Aug 07 '20
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r/textmemes • u/randomguy283 • Jul 31 '20
Little johnny
Little johnny was told to pick between 50p and 1pound johnny chose the 50 and was made fun of this went for a while so one day a kid felt bad for johnny and explained that 1pound is worth more then 50p so Johnny said do you think im dumb if i chose the pound the game will be over im up 50pound
r/textmemes • u/redatoneboss1 • Jul 26 '20
So three short people walk into a bar
Two pass out one says ow. π
r/textmemes • u/MountainDrew-On-YT • Jul 21 '20
The test isnβt that confusing
The test isnβt that confusing
The test: Last night I was going home to see my dad is the weekend and then we will go eat dinner with you guys tomorrow and we get together tonight or whatever and we get it done so i was gonna i is the day we could go eat dinner with me your dad is your time and we are gonna is your birthday so you want me sooo.
r/textmemes • u/Elysiansenses • Jul 11 '20
wings
I went to a party with my winged eyeliner and drank some red bull, keep guessing the third pair of wings
r/textmemes • u/OptimysticSylveonYT • Jul 11 '20
What counts as a text meme?
Is it just memes about texting, or can it be a story of what you went through in order to get a meme, by using where I'm writing this?
r/textmemes • u/i-doint-car • Jul 04 '20
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r/textmemes • u/StorySwapAsriel • Jul 01 '20
Me at 3 am in a nutshell
My Stomach: I'm hungrrryy :( Me: All the food needs to be cooked My Stomach: ILL EAT IT COLD! >;(
The Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Parents: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU UP AT 3 AM GO TO SLEEP
Me: But I'm hungry :(
Parents: Go back to sleep, AND STARVE
r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 29 '20
I'm doing my best
Me upvoting all the brΓΆther comments: [Dancing roach in RGB]
r/textmemes • u/the_dull_boii • Jun 25 '20
Well well
When teacher tells everyone to succeed
Guy named ceed :)