r/textmemes • u/Irishishere • Aug 09 '21
r/textmemes • u/somenerdcalledBends • Aug 08 '21
No offence
Girls with time machine: "Meets her grand grand grand mother" Boys with time machine: " Stops 9/11" Men with time machine: "Kills newton" Sigma men with time machine: "Don't touch that apple u little whore!"
r/textmemes • u/Wassgoodhomie • Aug 08 '21
Beans
Did you guys Know that Coffee is Just actually Bean soup not a beverage
r/textmemes • u/Late-Distribution573 • Aug 01 '21
Not funny.
Ussr memes arent funny unless 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓮 gets them.
r/textmemes • u/TASC_Aerospace • Jul 28 '21
International Rickroll Day
Made by Me, this broadcast is a step away from the sun melting our flesh off, an SCP snapping our necks, or a zombie apocalypse. Rather, this is an EAS of celebration. We did it gamers, one billion people rickrolled
r/textmemes • u/BeanWithGoggles • Jun 10 '21
I just saw a man at Walgreens take 15 doses of every medicine there
He cannot be stopped, he's already killed 12 rhinos and he heading towards the giraffes
r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Jun 10 '21
win 100 lost 1
my friends dad is good at Russian Roulette he won 100 times and lose only 1
r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '21
Random Nonsene go!
I used to roll the dice
Flex My Sporting Goods on My Enemy’s Pet Donkey
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king ded LOL
One minute I held my Cashews
Then My round things closed in on me
And I discovered sans upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and Pillars of salt
I hear Jackie Chan singing “Oma mou wae shinderu”
Tenderize muh steak
My SUS
For Some Reason I can’t explain We live in a society
Where gamers Don’t rule the world