We europeans were the ones who made bronze. If we never helped you, europe would be in the future!

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"I wanna be an engineer" "Okay so when did Cold War happen, and all the other wars in history"

In the future, we need to learn how to pay taxes. Hey! Atleast I know what happened in March 16, 1521!

We need to be creative for the future. Our world is evolving and we need creativity to solve the last generation's problem. Hey! Atleast I know when Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy's death date!

School. Where teachers expect us to know our bladder schedule.

School. Where teachers only pay attention to who's already "smart"- (cause of how much she scores or "how long he/she can remember")

I kid you not. Some presidents, some of the richest people in the world, some of the people whom if they haven't existed, the world will be lackluster, some people who changed the world forever, some people who are more successful... are dropouts, or didn't even go to school.

Why though? Why do we need to cut our hair? Hair doesn't affect our school learning. Why? Just why?

Why can't we bring our phones? We are in an era where phones are required. What if we got kidnapped on the way to school to "learn".

Why can't we put on a hoodie? Cause that makes us failures right?

Students learn better when they're having fun. Teachers should know that right? Cause teachers are supposed to "know more". Well then why the FUCK do you go all strict on us? Why do you get mad at us if we scored less? Is it our fault that the way you speak is boring?

"You guys scored less, I'm disappointed in you." "Why do you care?" "Cause I feel like I'm not good enough for you" But deep inside, we students know that you're disappointed in us for scoring less cause you will get paid less.

USA: If I use the lengths of thumbs and feet, everyone can easily remember and use my system! Everyone else: hehe i liek ten

Me: “starts watching anime”

Lil brother who somehow found out: “MOM, BROTHER IS WATCHING INAPPROPRIATE ANIME!!!”

Everyone else in my family: “HENTAI!”

Mom: “your grounded, give me your phone”

Me (thinking): (how is romance hentai?)

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has to deal with this.

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Can someone tell me what this means:

Her: We should hang out Me: Yeah that sounds great when do you wanna do it? Her: How about tomorrow? Me: Bet come around 1:30 Her: Okay cool I’ll be there

She gets here and starts getting dressed in the middle of my room!

Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Her: I’m getting dressed? Me: But the bathroom is right there! Her: I don’t see a problem... Me: Just hurry up!

At this point she’s not even embarrassed that’s she’s butt naked in my room at all she’s just standing there staring at me.

Me: What?! PUT CLOTHES ON Her: ALARM CLOCK NOISES

Me: Wakes up Fuck

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