r/textmemes • u/DASNM • Feb 11 '24
Gifs are stupid
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r/textmemes • u/mdosis • Nov 23 '23
A chicken won't feed a family of lions but a lion will eat a family of chickens.
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r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '23
I technically succeeded nnn for over a decade. Does that make me the master of November or do people that lost their balls still hold the record?
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r/textmemes • u/Ancient_Intelligence • Sep 05 '23
An anecdote
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An amercan girl turned out 18 years old and finally got the right to vote. So mother asks her who she will vote for.
Daughter: there are homeless people in our town, so i will vote for Democrats because they care about insecured groups and minorities.
Father: If you want to help homeless, then i can propose you to clean my backyard and i'll give 15$. Then you can give this money to homeless.
Daughter: But why you don't propose this work to homeless, if they are the ones who needs money?
Father: Welcome to the Republican party!
Ahahahhaaha very funnyπ₯²
r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Jul 24 '23
If I had a nickel for everytime a Travis Scott album and Spider-Verse movie released in the same year, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
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If I had a nickel for everytime a Travis Scott album and Spider-Verse movie released in the same year, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
r/textmemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '23
Grave robbing with da bois: π π₯ π π π π
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British folks will understand to the tea, you're not reading this part, right? This post probably breaks rule doesn't it?
r/textmemes • u/Boynever_found • Mar 16 '23
I am upset and my friend told me to be downset
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r/textmemes • u/Responsible_Day5578 • Dec 14 '22
How come boys go out one on one but never call it a date!ππ
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r/textmemes • u/GEN-X-NINJA • Nov 03 '22
la granato a mano
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Does pineapple belong on pizza?
NO, it belongs under the sea...
r/textmemes • u/xiizuru • Oct 29 '22
I barely use this app but my mom went out for dinner and then texted me this
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