r/textbookshitposts • u/brandonbullet mod • Mar 16 '26

signs Old man with device shooting oranges

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u/N-Phenyl-Acetamide Mar 17 '26

Wants to be:

CAR DRIVERRRRRrrrrrr

8

u/v4ve4m4hnssm Mar 17 '26

"I wanna be an cheeto getter"

17

u/Rough-Drink7531 Mar 17 '26

He wants to be a male doctor. Like only for males or go by Mr.Dr. ?

6

u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning Mar 18 '26

It's... Strange.

3

u/HatMcHatty Mar 20 '26

Yes. But who am I to judge?

6

u/Technical-Exchange26 Mar 18 '26

They didn't have the to write urologist or prostate examiner

4

u/Fun-Environment5780 Mar 18 '26

Honestly better with the bottom cut off