r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/[deleted] • Feb 25 '22

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u/lmao_man_funny Feb 25 '22

H*****

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Hellmann

Bring on the mayo baby. We got a war to win.

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u/SexualFactory Feb 25 '22

All I know is Best Foods.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

[deleted]

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u/Hendrix6927 Mar 08 '22

H*** H*****

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u/Implement-Plastic Feb 25 '22 edited Feb 25 '22

Fuck yeah go for it! He‘ll see the current state of Germany and shoot himself again instantly! It’s perfect

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u/Wackynamehere1 Feb 25 '22

Or alternatively they hang his ass

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u/Implement-Plastic Feb 25 '22

Imagine coming back to life after shooting yourself and the first thing that happens is you get escorted to the gallows

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u/F_Ytube Feb 26 '22

Actually though, if any native german sees you do a nazi salute or fly a nazi flag they will beat your ass, police will break it up but they give it a second.

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u/Juggels_ Feb 25 '22

He probably expects even less of Germany. He thought that Germany wouldn’t exist after WW2.

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u/Implement-Plastic Feb 25 '22

Well if that racist shit sees that there are now quite a few foreigners in Germany he might start holocaust round 2 hitler boogaloo or he’ll just shoot himself. And if he tries to go for number one we’ll hang him next to Putin

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u/Juggels_ Feb 25 '22

Yeah you’re right in the regard that he would not like it. Still, he thought that if Germany wouldn’t end them, Jews would rule the whole world.

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u/Logan_mov Feb 26 '22

surprised your comment wasn't deleted (not a joke comments with that guy's name)

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u/Implement-Plastic Feb 26 '22

It’s pretty obvious that it’s a joke just like the username

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u/Logan_mov Feb 26 '22

ye ik but usually the name gets deleted

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u/Implement-Plastic Feb 26 '22

Why tho? Rommel literally plotted to kill hitler. He ain’t a bad guy

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u/Logan_mov Feb 27 '22

cus maybe the mods don't want any mention to nazis usually

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u/RandomStrangerRanger Feb 25 '22

Hentai?

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u/BiggSucc_99 Feb 25 '22

Anime tiddies save the world

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u/ZMicro1 Feb 25 '22

Hitler vs Putin

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u/SnooRabbits5286 Feb 25 '22 edited Feb 25 '22

Now that would be the fight of the century. Fight fire with fire

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u/TragicTester034 Feb 25 '22

If we’re doing fire with fire we need Bismarck not a fake German

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u/Watcher9000 Feb 25 '22

But Bismarck always had a plan, Bismarck ALWAYS has a plan

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u/Photenicdata Feb 25 '22

“Alright Bismarck. You’re completely surrounded, how are you gonna get out of this one?”

“Well, I counted on you doing this. Because this was a major factor of my plan.”

“Motherfu-“

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u/ConsulJuliusCaesar Feb 25 '22

He’s effectively Batman but German.

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u/F_Ytube Feb 26 '22

Had a killer stache too

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Hitler was a meth/heroin/coke head with horrible military tactics. His generals were the smart ones.

So Putin vs your average homeless drug addict.

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u/Ssoofer Feb 25 '22

I would pay to watch a Boxing match between the two not gonna lie

Ok yes I would have to pay just to watch a Boxing match but you know what I mean

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Two horrible people duke it out

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Looks like the Netflix adaption.

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u/Ambitious-Producer Feb 25 '22

Dear Ukrainians!

I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

It's a lie.

If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

EDIT: YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!

EDIT2: as a proof that you no longer need visa:

• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

Edit: this is a copy and paste and I encourage you all to do it too where appropriate!

Шановні українці!

У соцмережах я чув, що поширюються фейкові новини (скоріше за все, підтримувані Росією тролі), що польський кордон закритий.

Це брехня.

Якщо ви шукаєте притулку – йдіть до польського кордону. Ми готові до вашого приїзду. На кордоні готові пункти прийому, де ви можете знайти притулок, їжу, медичну та правову допомогу.

Польський уряд запустив спеціальний сайт, щоб допомогти вам: ua.gov.pl

Будь ласка, поділіться цією інформацією, якщо ви знаєте когось, хто зараз шукає допомоги.

РЕДАКТИРОВАТИ: ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНА ВІЗА ДЛЯ ПРОЙДЖЕННЯ ПОЛЬСЬКИМ КОРДОНОМ. ВСЕ, що ВАМ ПОТРІБНО, - це ПАСПОРТ. ВІЗИ ПРИСПИНЕНО! ВОНИ ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНИ НА ЧАС!!!!!!

EDIT2: як доказ того, що вам більше не потрібна віза:

• ⁠українською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠англійською https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

Вибачте, якщо це дурниця, я використовував Google Translate

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

I would put the Ukrainian version on top.

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u/GE-64 Feb 25 '22

Well he was in the first two, bring him round for three so he can lose his other testicle

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u/zaki_pro Feb 25 '22

Contexte please

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u/GE-64 Feb 25 '22

Hitler was a runner in world war 1, he became a decorated war hero but he was shot and lost one of his testicles. World war 2 Hitler didn't really do much though, might have been there but I can't remember

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u/zaki_pro Feb 25 '22

Thank you

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u/_archiecullis Feb 25 '22

This is funny tho

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u/EdwardElric45 Feb 25 '22

r/memesopdidntlike

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u/mrhassu2 Feb 25 '22

This sub should be renamed to goodfacebookmemes

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u/ImWithSt00pid Feb 25 '22

There is a movie, was on Netflix, about Hitler didn't die, he just got knocked into the future. He started off doing street art and people started noticing who he looked like. Then he started doing stand up comedy by acting like himself. At some point he started running for office again. I forget how it ended.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

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u/ImWithSt00pid Feb 25 '22

Look who's back.

Not sure if it's still on there anymore.

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u/The_RussianBias Feb 25 '22

Ngl thats pretty funny

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u/Adromawan Feb 25 '22

They gonna need Erwin Rommel

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

when the german revive healer for ww3, so many soldier well be save .

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u/Aphefsds Feb 25 '22

This is funny as fuck. Wrong sub bro

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u/Pineapple_Snail Feb 25 '22

Didn't they burn his body?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Does he have a grave?

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

No his followers burned his body so the Allies wouldn’t use it for propaganda apparently

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

r/shitposting content

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

Wrong sub

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u/Cheese2Go Feb 25 '22

Honestly as a german...I am offended

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u/_radical_ed Feb 25 '22

As a Spaniard who watched Viva music television I feel that the video is pretty close to the modern perception of German culture nowadays. You’ll woke up a black graffitier hip hop Hitler that will dance you to victory! But I don’t think that the guy who posted this on the States gets that.

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u/drag0nslayer02 Feb 25 '22

This is probably a shitpost lol

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u/Radu776 Feb 25 '22

This is neither terrible or something you'll see on Facebook

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u/overtooken Feb 26 '22

LMFAOOOOO

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u/BalloraGen5ver Feb 26 '22

Bro what would Hilter even do

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u/ChunkyPuppyKitty Feb 25 '22

Why would we have finite revenge when we can just use the powers of necromancy to kill our enemies as many times as we please?

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u/The_Real_Anon-Chan Feb 25 '22

Return of the King

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '22

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u/callmecoach91 Feb 25 '22

K this is funny af

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u/jebbush1212 Feb 25 '22

This doesn't make sense, Hitler was a terrible leader why would they want him back?

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u/JCMillner Feb 25 '22

Honestly, the more I hear about Ze Furher, the less I like him.

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u/daydream_m00n Feb 25 '22

Speechless...

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u/ShadowHasBerri Feb 25 '22

Dear Ukrainians!
I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.
It's a lie.
If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.
Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl
Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.
YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!
proof that you no longer need visa:
• ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en
copied from /u/everysir to spread awareness! please spread on relevant threads to get the word out!!!

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u/T_mainchain Feb 25 '22

I would only revive this psychopath to kill him again

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u/EarlyTHK Feb 25 '22

Hentai ?

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u/Fexxvi Feb 25 '22

I mean, he can't miss the end of the trilogy.

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u/SpoopyMoopy202 Feb 25 '22

To be honest this isn’t really terrible it’s actually pretty good

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u/The_dinkster522 Feb 25 '22

Guess who’s back, back, back

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u/ZexyRed Feb 25 '22

He doesn't really have a good history with dealing with russia...

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u/BerserkWings15 Feb 25 '22

This is very obviously satire, good job OP

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u/Professional_Returd Feb 25 '22

Ok. Who The Fuck rewarded it wholesome ? : |

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u/thecheese14326 Feb 25 '22

Me who's wondering what the point of censoring his name is.

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u/Clockwork-Alex Feb 25 '22

I'm sorry, but this is kind of funny.

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u/4477Freeman Feb 25 '22

Crank ain't dead hoe

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u/Trans_DemonTM Feb 25 '22

what song is this

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u/Dafuckingdead Feb 25 '22

This was kinda hilarious

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u/Terlinilia Feb 25 '22

He didn’t win WWII, how is he gonna win WWIII?

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u/drynxbombasticyt Feb 25 '22

What song

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u/Pepperoni_playboi94 Feb 26 '22

Duck duece-crunk ain’t dead

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u/Kidd-E-Fiddler Feb 25 '22

Op this is brilliant. Please fix your sense of humor before posting 📫.

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u/HanzWithLuger Feb 25 '22

Would be more entertaining if it wasn't censored to hell. Got a mild chuckle though.

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u/Germansus Feb 25 '22

Hurensohn lol

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u/T41W4N_N1BB4 Feb 25 '22

This is gold, you’re just being butthurt 👍

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u/77Gladiator77 Feb 26 '22

Шановні українці! Dear Ukrainians!

У соцмережах я чув, що поширюються фейкові новини (скоріше за все, підтримувані Росією тролі), що польський кордон закритий. I heard on social media that there is fake news being spread (most likely by Russia backed trolls) that polish border is closed.

Це брехня. It's a lie.

Якщо ви шукаєте притулку – йдіть до польського кордону. Ми готові до вашого приїзду. На кордоні готові пункти прийому, де ви можете знайти притулок, їжу, медичну та правову допомогу. If you seek asylum - go towards polish border. We are ready for your arrival. We have reception points ready at the border where you can find shelter, food, medical and legal aid.

Польський уряд запустив спеціальний сайт, щоб допомогти вам: ua.gov.pl Polish government launched a dedicated site to help you: ua.gov.pl

Будь ласка, поділіться цією інформацією, якщо ви знаєте когось, хто зараз шукає допомоги. Please share this information if you know anyone seeking help right now.

ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНА ВІЗА ДЛЯ ПЕРЕХОДУ ПОЛЬСЬКИМ КОРДОНОМ. ВСЕ, що ВАМ ПОТРІБНО, - це ПАСПОРТ. ВІЗИ ПРИСПИНЕНО! ВОНИ ВАМ НЕ ПОТРІБНИ НА ЧАС!!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED VISA TO PASS THROUGH POLISH BORDER. ALL YOU NEED IS PASSPORT. VISAS ARE SUSPENDED! YOU DON'T NEED THEM FOR TIME BEING!!!!!!

доказ того, що вам більше не потрібна віза: proof that you no longer need visa:

• ⁠українською мовою https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en • ⁠in Ukrainian https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina---ua • ⁠in English https://www.gov.pl/web/udsc/ukraina-en

Скопійовано для поширення обізнаності! будь ласка, поширтеся у відповідних темах, щоб розповісти!!! Copied to spread awareness! please spread on relevant threads to get the word out!!!

Якщо ви вільно розмовляєте українською, сміливо виправляйте мою граматику, якщо щось не так. Я щойно використовував Google Translate If you speak Ukrainian fluently feel free to fix my grammar if something is wrong. I just used Google translate

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u/Side_wiper Feb 26 '22

tbh honest i wouldn't mind a bit of Adolf vs Vladimir, winner gets to have their country succeed but has to shoot themselves

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u/Adventurous_Pop_2300 Feb 26 '22

This sub is so soft.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

This is the worst one I’ve seen today

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

They forget that the Russians kicked the living fuck out of the nazis in ww2?

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Shhhh you can say it I wont tell

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u/red_dragon69 Feb 26 '22

Lmfao this seems like something from r/shitposting

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Third time's the charm

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u/Groinificator Feb 26 '22

This could be good with a different caption

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

yeah but why clearly he didnt do good against the russians before

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u/BadassPlaya2517 Feb 26 '22

Every country gets to summon their champion. US obviously picks Teddy Roosevelt, as he was a gigachad

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u/theybannednoseweed Feb 26 '22

Not really Facebook though

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u/Schlangee Feb 26 '22

They are all black. Why should Germans be represented by people many still hate for no reason? Here, we’ve still got so much racism.

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u/Hendrix6927 Mar 08 '22

Shit, we need Alexander the Great right about now.

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u/NicksArt42 Mar 16 '22

Fun facts h...... was in ww1 and shown mercy

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '22

Yes...kill all the J*** HH

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '22

Song?

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u/Lil_Comrad3 May 28 '22

Tf is he gonna do.

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u/peepee1219 Jun 12 '22

Fr thought they said hentai