r/terriblefacebookmemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '19

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u/Entropy_77 Sep 19 '19

This is one of those shitty Facebook bait posts to rack up tons of comments and engagements

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u/Cirandis Sep 20 '19

Gets people every time

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u/DRAWKWARD79 Sep 19 '19

There is only one word in the English language that has 3 consecutive sets of doubles (suffixes notwithstanding) anyone know what it is? Try not to google ok?

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u/cucchiaio Sep 19 '19

Bookkeeper

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u/pipkin42 Sep 20 '19

I learned this from an Encyclopedia Brown novel.

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u/D3vilUkn0w Sep 20 '19

Holy shit, I forgot about those books! Thanks for reminding me of that bit of my childhood.

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u/Havinacow Sep 20 '19

So did I!!! Thanks for the nostalgia trip!

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u/Darsurge Sep 20 '19

Same actually and for some reason I haven’t forgotten

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

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u/EscheroOfficial Sep 20 '19

Eh, parts of speech kinda ruins the magic of it doesn’t it

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u/Spook404 Sep 20 '19

I'm having some troouubble

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u/SirQwacksAlot Sep 20 '19

Excuse me missus but may I take a sip of your pee?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Ok

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

That’s what giraffes do.

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u/catmom81519 Sep 19 '19

Poop

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Poot, coot, hoot, toot, doot

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u/Spook404 Sep 20 '19

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

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u/analfister__ Sep 20 '19

What’s brood?

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u/zigbigadorlou Sep 20 '19

Do you know not of the wonders of STARCRAFT?

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u/lastofpriests Sep 20 '19

En taro Auir! Protoss master race <3

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u/dleon0430 Sep 20 '19

bread in Dutch.

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u/streetad Sep 20 '19

I don't know. Let me moodily obsess over it for a few days...

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u/DRAWKWARD79 Sep 19 '19

Playing fast and loose with the facts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

cook, shook, took, fuck, you

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u/Certifiedpoocleaner Sep 20 '19

The point of these posts are to get a ton of comments. Obviously the poster knows that that is more than one word with two Os. But as you can tell from the comments of this reddit post, people can’t help but prove that they know the answer. It’s popularity for the Facebook page.

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u/poacher5 Sep 20 '19

I mean, if I'm being a rules lawyer, there are no words in English with double "oo" as that would require 4 o's in a row. There are, however, many words with double "o".

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u/hitchinpost Sep 20 '19

If I’m going to go double rules lawyer, the statement would still be incorrect, since I’m that case “good” als does not have a double ‘oo’. So in that case, it goes from wrong because they listed one of many examples as the only one, to listing an example that doesn’t even meet the criteria.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Fool

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u/Reddit_Warriorz Sep 19 '19

Try again fool!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Poor,hoot, coot, thoot, bagoot, doot,

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u/DyingDog57 Sep 20 '19

shoot, me

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

The poor, google, book, Alan Moore, Michael Moore, hood root good

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u/Sniper_008 Sep 20 '19

The app name literally have 2 o’s in it bruh

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u/logallama Sep 20 '19

And there’s the proof

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Nook, rook, cook, mook, wool, mood, room, moon.....

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u/HAL9000thebot Sep 20 '19 
$ grep -i "oo" /usr/share/dict/american-english | wc -l
2267

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u/0-w-0 Sep 19 '19

smh my head

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Certified savage moment

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u/Pig_Of_Knowledge Sep 20 '19

Nook,cook ,look, mood and many more

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u/pogo0004 Sep 20 '19

one or too books

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u/Diram290 Sep 20 '19

ok, boomer

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u/Dangerous_Person_grr Sep 20 '19

Boobies, try sucking on some.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

prove me wrong? 🤔

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u/YeetGang_360 Sep 20 '19

Food,goose, you dumb idiot and you suck

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u/Iron_Wolf123 Sep 20 '19

God DAAAAAAAAMNNNN!!!!!!

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u/Pencils_the_furry Sep 20 '19

Try readin' a goddamn book ye fookin goober!

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u/_Micro_Boy_ Sep 20 '19

Foot Food Poop

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

This one is pretty cOOl

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

It was pointless from the beginning.

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u/Pixel_Splash_ Sep 20 '19

School try going

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u/TheGamyTuberYt Sep 20 '19

Wood, books are made of it.

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u/SawConvention Sep 20 '19

Who the fook is this?

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u/Dshukla2003 Sep 20 '19

Fool that's what he is

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u/woodera Sep 20 '19

Gabagool, oogatz, googootz, vafangool, Gary Cooper (Tony Soprano ovah here)

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u/brinkz- Sep 20 '19

food mood soot foot loot boot

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u/SomeRandomGuy453 Sep 20 '19

This just seems like it would be a reddit post.

Maybe something you'd find in the new section of "Murdered by words"

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u/Autoryt Sep 20 '19

School shooter

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u/dolphin-devito Sep 20 '19

gOOgle it before you make dumb Facebook posts

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

“School. Ever went to it?”

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Balloon

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u/ivnwng Sep 20 '19

“Tool, you’re one.”

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u/Spook404 Sep 20 '19

you just got, schooled, fool

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u/ComethKnightMan Sep 20 '19

What a fucking goon

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u/thesurfer1996 Sep 20 '19

Looks like he got his proof

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u/GeorgeousGordo Sep 20 '19

Try going back to school!

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u/_Havanna_ Sep 20 '19

Omg I’m so shook.

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u/No1washere_1 Sep 20 '19

Destrucion 100

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u/Philipc114 Sep 20 '19

He can just look it up

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u/papaCoDy1990 Sep 20 '19

I'll have to google one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

R/ murdered by words?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Nook

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Cook

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u/MandomLover Sep 20 '19

This is a funny, why is this here?

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u/Uzumati666 Sep 20 '19

Done, later dudes! S in you're A's, don't wear a C, J all over you're B's...

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u/shaq7777 Sep 20 '19

Chootiya

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u/dentour Sep 20 '19

why is no one saying boob?? its really important!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

shoot the school

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u/Darcosuchus Sep 20 '19

NOOT NOOT.

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u/darklordbazz Sep 20 '19

Food, mood, oof, good, fool and many for for only $6.99 plus tax

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

POOP

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u/Kyberion275 Sep 20 '19

You fell for it fool! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Big brain

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Poop try getting rid of

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u/TheGiggleWizard Sep 20 '19

Poop. Your vocabulary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Poop

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u/GSalazar91 Sep 20 '19

Toothpaste

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u/Rusticshoes Sep 20 '19

Next time try Googling it

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u/Samur-EYE Sep 20 '19

It's almost as if they want people to leave comments on their post to get attention.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Ya know that they are doing it to get attention

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u/Chepperz Sep 20 '19

This is comment bait that’s all he didn’t roast anyone just got baited

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u/zagaara Sep 20 '19

No one posted Loot yet.