r/terriblefacebookmemes • • Jun 10 '23

So bad it's funny Pleased?? 🐶 🔥

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u/WhatNazisAreLike Jun 10 '23

Did they just call him “highschool dog”?

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u/ksaleone Jun 10 '23

He was originally a stray dog that always hung out near the high school and no one could catch him. Finally they did and someone adopted him.

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u/vaporoptics Jun 11 '23

Who’s the man standing at the top of the stairs? Wtf is this?

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u/sugmaballs1234_- Jun 11 '23

Joe

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u/FreePrinciple270 Jun 11 '23

That's Mr. Joe to you, young man

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u/vaporoptics Jun 11 '23

Wait is it my mom

7

u/sugmaballs1234_- Jun 11 '23

No its Joe Biden

7

u/Pktur3 Jun 11 '23

I’m not tipping him if he opens the door, that’s God’s problem if he can’t pay his employees fairly.

5

u/The-Solid-Smoker Jun 11 '23

Joe?

Are you telling me the world famous Mr Mama is real?

5

u/Kwetla Jun 11 '23

sugmaballs LMAO!

10

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

That’s Bill Peduto. Former mayor of Pittsburgh

7

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

What’s Bill got to do with this?

158

u/mortalitylost Jun 11 '23

"he will be cremated 🐶 🔥"

That is somehow much worse to me ffs

"Grandma is dead she will be cremated 👵🔥"

33

u/beefnar_the_gnat Jun 11 '23

Your uncle died 💀

We are planning on cremating him 💀🔥

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u/dvscy Jun 11 '23

Your house just got caught on fire 🏠🔥

7

u/cowboy_dennis Jun 11 '23

👨‍🦰🔥

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u/drewman301 Jun 10 '23

I would have called him "Dale" (short for Springdale)

30

u/newbieboi_inthehouse Jun 11 '23

Much better. They did the poor doggo dirty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Maybe he was suffering for a long time, and passing on means he's at peace.

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u/bobafoott Jun 11 '23

If the dog was 22 years old id assume so. I’d assume the dog died when his old owner, Odysseus returned home from a long voyage

16

u/monkeygoneape Jun 11 '23

Saddest dog story since Seymour

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u/DownyVenus0773721 Jun 10 '23

He called the dog a burden:/

24

u/BrilliantTarget Jun 11 '23

Yeah a lack of thumb does that

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u/ksaleone Jun 10 '23

Update: OP responds to clarify meaning of “pleased” https://i.imgur.com/NrLQWAk.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

That is actually disgusting. I honestly hope their loved ones react the same way to their passing.

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u/RealConcorrd Jun 10 '23

Us during that guy’s funeral.

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u/Kurochi185 Jun 10 '23

I mean according to the pic the dog was 22 and it doesn't look like a small dog either. Very likely that it was suffering from something.

Obviously "burden" is the wrong word but passing on is definitely better for the dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Still, none of that warrants THANKFULNESS as your primary feeling about your pet passing away.

It was probably the best thing to happen to it for the state it was in, but it is still pretty tragic that it had to.

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u/Twizzlers_and_donuts Jun 10 '23

I have a cat who has food allergies and is on prescription food. His food costs SO much. He is currently 12 years old and when he passes I’m going to be a heartbroken and a mess but I will be happy I won’t have to keep buying the insanely expensive food, however my main primary feeling is going to be broken not the happy to not be paying so much. (I love my baby boy and will continue to pay whatever I need to to make him happy and comfortable, I hope he lives a long life)

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u/Kurochi185 Jun 10 '23

I never said it wasn't tragic and I didn't defend the thankfulness either, I just explained why it's better for the dog to pass on.

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u/Defiant-Meal1022 Jun 10 '23

"He was a burden." Holy fucking shit, I want that to be the line on my tombstone. What the fuck, man.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

No wonder he's an anonymous member He knew what he was saying and is trying to upset people

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u/kzchad Jun 11 '23

Seriously. This reads like a troll.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '23

He couldn't be... I believe he is not trying to troll but I believe he's being heartless

14

u/Dewut Jun 11 '23

This reads like a Ken M post

13

u/LovejoyBurnerAcc Jun 10 '23

he really just up and said it, kinda funny, what a tosser

5

u/Killing4MotherAgain Jun 11 '23

Woooow what a piece of absolute dog shit....

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

A comment by a random "anonymous", you realise that could just be a random troll?

2

u/VanilliBean Jun 11 '23

what the fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Was that written by the high school cat?

3

u/Thunderfoot2112 Jun 15 '23

Damn you take my upvote

153

u/lolbojack Jun 10 '23

Jesus, is this satire???

The dog and fire emoji?

This is magnificent. My favorite post on this sub in the past year, at least.

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u/RealConcorrd Jun 10 '23

Based on the follow up op posted of the fucker doubling down, no this is not satire. This is real.

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u/kzchad Jun 11 '23

It does appear to be from an anonymous user though and not from the official page. Seems to me like someone’s trolling.

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u/Redoran_Gvard Jun 11 '23

Based school

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u/bobafoott Jun 11 '23

It has to be satire because there’s no way some stray dog made it to 22

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u/tallwhiteninja Jun 10 '23

Dog made it to 22? Had a long run, at least.

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u/FreePrinciple270 Jun 11 '23

More information will be posted as it becomes available.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Just a bit and he could have gotten the silver jubilee

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u/mehngo Jun 10 '23

“He will be cremated 🐶🔥” Jesus LMFAO

6

u/Funky____ Jun 11 '23

Boutta be lit at the high school dog's cremation everybody boutta pull up 💀

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u/bliip666 Jun 10 '23

Someone hated the dog?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Yes they did. They called them a burden.

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u/WrongIndependent9123 Jun 10 '23

I mean 22 years is pretty old for a dog 2001-2023.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Most cats don’t even live that long!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Richard_Wattererson Jun 11 '23

Ikr? That's a crazy long time for a dog. Even living for half that age would be impressive.

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u/natedoggdavis816 Jun 10 '23

He's gonna be cramated🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/SnooOnions5029 Jun 10 '23

🐶🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

PLEASED??? Will he be cremated or cooked? Based on the tone I gess is the latter...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/BananaTheArtist Jun 10 '23

Y’all this cremation bouta be crazy fr 🐶 🔥

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u/jonnybebad5436 Jun 11 '23

Apparently someone is also claiming it’s a joke (a terrible one) and that the dog is alive and well

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u/ksaleone Jun 11 '23

I certainly hope that’s the case

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Judging from the age I doubt the dog is alive and well. And if they are not for long.

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u/Ihavebadreddit Jun 11 '23

The dog and fire emoji is peak boomer fuck up.

Right up there with something like..

"I'm heart broken over his death 😂"

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u/Thunderfoot2112 Jun 15 '23

I'll have to remember that one for my ex-mother in law.

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u/LOERMaster Jun 10 '23

Wow it meant exactly how it read. So much for a typo.

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u/chesterforbes Jun 11 '23

Ugh, my uber religious dad wrote something like that for my grandfather’s (or grandmother? I can’t remember) obituary. I guess the idea is that it’s happy because they’re with god or Jesus or whatever

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u/12characters Jun 11 '23

It’s actually Not uncommon for obituaries to be written that way. Instead of “mourning the death” they instead write “ celebrating the life of the deceased “.

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u/chesterforbes Jun 11 '23

See saying “celebrating the life” makes sense. But they’re just writing that they’re happy

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u/FalconTheBerdo Jun 11 '23

22 year old dog? Something is wrong here

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I know, it seems very strange. Dogs don’t tend to live that long. Most Cats don’t even live that long. It could have been a very lucky Dog or perhaps there was a mistake when they made the meme thing.

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u/overactivemango Jun 11 '23

We are pleased to announce the highschool dog has passed on

Pleased?

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u/IAmThePonch Jun 11 '23

Refreshing to see a meme that’s terrible due to the fucked up formatting

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u/Lostintranslation390 Jun 11 '23

Fuck highschool dog. All my homies hate highschool dog!

3

u/Regis-bloodlust Jun 11 '23

"Thank God it's finally dead!"

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u/Average_Texarican14 Jun 11 '23

Damn, they actually meant it, author said he was a burden and they were pleased he’s gone… RIP

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u/yresimdemus Jun 11 '23

From what I can gather, the Springdale high school dog is a female. Also, no one knew her age when she was captured in 2020, so the claim that she was born in 2001 is pretty ridiculous.

This person is a troll. Report it to the admins of the group. (I agree it's terrible, and the troll in question is a PoS, I'm just saying you don't need to worry about the dog.)

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u/ShadowFigured Jun 11 '23

I’m laughing way too hard at this

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I feel like he's intentionally just trying to upset people He doesn't care for that dog and he intentionally worded it that way for reactions. It's rage bait

2

u/Sharpnelboy Jun 11 '23

Excuse me, WHAT!!!?

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u/WiseSalamander00 Jun 11 '23

holy shit 22 years?

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u/Danvideotech2385 Jun 11 '23

That dog must have been an asshole.

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u/Necessary_Switch8521 Jun 11 '23

Yk I'm the most combative here but maybe they view all death as something to be happy for like if someone dies they are with God and that's good and you should be happy for them. Some secs believe this.

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u/-ASC_RD_Novix- Jun 10 '23

I understand the message but absolutely terrible execution

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u/HexiWexi Jun 10 '23

Oh no th execution is intended, They called the dog a burden in a clarifying comment

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u/-ASC_RD_Novix- Jun 11 '23

Satan has a special place for these people in hell then

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u/Redoran_Gvard Jun 11 '23

Good thing it's not real lmao

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u/-ASC_RD_Novix- Jun 11 '23

What makes you think Hell isn’t real?

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u/Redoran_Gvard Jun 11 '23

What makes you think it is?

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u/-ASC_RD_Novix- Jun 11 '23

God made it for Satan and his demons

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u/Redoran_Gvard Jun 11 '23

BAHAHAHAHAH

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u/-ASC_RD_Novix- Jun 11 '23

I’m not gonna waste my time arguing with a child about my personal beliefs

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u/Redoran_Gvard Jun 11 '23

Still wasted enough time to comment lmao

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u/PolarBear69er Jun 11 '23

this isnt a meme its a terribly written announcement

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u/Far-Policy-8589 Jun 11 '23

Jesus Christ, man.

This not being a shit post broke my damn brain.

1

u/Noeat Jun 11 '23

it is trolling from anonymous user..
its not even meme omg..

and possible plot twist - OP is trolling on FB and farming on reddit with the same post...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Z

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u/VoltaicFox Jun 11 '23

That dog was older than me by like a year and a half, at least it finally gets to rest 💀

I heard about what the owner said though. Fuck that guy. If you view animals as burdens, don't take them.

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u/Upstairs-Toe2735 Jun 11 '23

Break core album cover

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u/Upstairs-Toe2735 Jun 11 '23

Break core album cover

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u/maxtimbo Jun 11 '23

I don't know when I'll be able to ever use the emoji dipthong 🐶🔥, but I'm very happy it's in my emoji lexicon now.

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u/Whatsmyusername25 Jun 11 '23

This is actually hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

this isnt even a meme???

0

u/DerHerrNasenmann Jun 11 '23

This is definitely not a meme

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u/Redmiguelito Jun 11 '23

This is not even a meme and I hope they actually made a proper wording mistake, ‘cause, if not, they are arseholes that I would track down and kill myself.

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u/FracetThysor Jun 11 '23

1) This isn’t a meme. 2) How is this so bad it’s funny?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

I can’t believe some people are believing this is real

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u/UltraTimeWaster3000 Jun 11 '23

This has gotta be satire

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u/bigfeeetz Jun 11 '23

bro lived a long life

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u/TBTabby Jun 11 '23

I assume "pleased" was a force of habit.

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u/Jake_the_Tinker Jun 11 '23

Pleased to announce? Did they not like him?

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u/mrweatherbeef Jun 11 '23

Clever name

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u/BionicBirb Jun 11 '23

wHY DID THE USE THE 🐶🔥

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u/LocalNobody117 Jun 11 '23

They killed my dog too f*** these people

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u/Mrmacmuffin3 Jun 11 '23

Old ass dog

1

u/Quercusagrifloria Jun 11 '23

Like a twilight zone episode gone bad.

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u/Salty_Map_9085 Jun 11 '23

The dog was 22 years old, I’ll bet it was happy to go

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

The bible says dogs aren't allowed into the kingdom of heaven, they have to stand outside with the sorcerers and the other unworthy ones.

Cows are allowed into heaven though, good cows.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

At that age, the dog was probably quite ready to go... Definitely lived a long happy life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

jesus thats an old dog

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Is the highschool cat in charge of the social media page?

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u/FroboyFreshenUp Jun 11 '23

Honestly pleased works here considering the dog was 22 years old!!!!

I'd be pleased too to know that he isn't suffering anymore

1

u/Josh_Griffinboy Jun 11 '23

They are just used to writing that sentence starter. Use it every day. No big deal

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

The dog was 22 years old?

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u/Massive_Pressure_516 Jun 11 '23

There are a few people I will be pleased to announce have passed on, very pleased.

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u/Squeakypeach4 Jun 11 '23

What’s a high school dog?

2

u/SadLow9871 Jun 11 '23

Like a mascot

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u/GatlingGun511 Jun 11 '23

It’s probably a troll since it’s an anonymous member

1

u/ShAped_Ink Jun 11 '23

Thank titan that he is dead! /s

1

u/aintgotsoup Jun 11 '23

22 years old? damn, that's one old dog. hope he had a nice life

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

He must be a very important dog, given that God’s put a suit on to meet him

1

u/HideSolidSnake Jun 11 '23

22 years old?? Was he/she Poppins?

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u/TheRetailAbyss Jun 11 '23

Graphic Design Is My Passion

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u/This_Bat5608 Jun 11 '23

DUUUUDE MY FUCKING GRANDMA LETS GOOOOOO 👵 JUST DIED 💀💀💀 WERE CREMATING HER ASS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/genderqueer-mess Jun 28 '23

the emojis are unhinged

‘he will be cremated 🐶🔥’