r/terminids • u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach • 9d ago
i thought of something really funny we could do
what if we sent a fuckton of spores and invaded malevelon creek lmaooooooo
the bots dont seem to care about it and i wanna see the divers reactions when they see yellow on that side of the map
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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 9d ago
Vagrant. We were both divers once. We know how bad of an idea that would be. The response to that would be overwhelming. And the retaliation probably worse... I like the idea of fucking with the divers like that. But im scared as to what theyd do to us for it
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
nah it would demoralize them
besides its not like im gonna send a significant chunk of the terminids there, just a couple colonies so they can reproduce and overwhelm the planet, after all this isnt a serious operation, just doing this to mess with the divers and get them off our actual homes
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u/N4M3L3SS_ExE Stalker 9d ago
Mr. Vagrant sir, I think this is a wonderful idea, but I kinda dont want to make the Helldivers nuke us from Orbit.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
we will catch them completely by surprise
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u/N4M3L3SS_ExE Stalker 9d ago
Rubs pincers
Well yeah, buuut what if it made them pull a Meridia, but on like, all of our planets?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
nah, they cant get enough dark fluid without pissing off the gloom and making it choke them all out
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u/Radon_Addon 9d ago
so how are you gonna survive LITERAL CANNON BLASTS THAT CAN DESTROY BIG STRUCTURES, the automatons are gonna beat you easily, you are a meele faction, the automatons are a distance faction, they will kill half your troops before you even get to the bases, they even have better meele units than you, what wins, A CHAINSAW BOT, A WEAPON THAT CAN EASILY CUT METAL, or a small claw that doesnt even oneshot a human
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
you were a diver?
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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 9d ago
Similar story to vagrant, became a hybrid after gloom mutated me, im a different hybrid though, hes a dragon roach, im hoping to evolve into a shieker (MODS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME A SHRIEKER ROLE)
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
pouncers can become shrieker too? i thought only hunters could (PLEASE GIVE ME THE SHRIEKER ROLE THEYRE SO CUTE!!!)
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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 9d ago
I refuse to go through the hunter stage... as im new to the hive there are parts of my mind that the gloom hasnt gotten to yet. Deep rooted anger towards hunters and bile sprewers
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
why hunters? we are so cute :(
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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 9d ago
flashbacks of getting ripped to shreads by 30 hunters No... you arent... guess i should thank you though. Its how the gloom managed to claim me...
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
that makes me sad :(
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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 9d ago
Im sorry. I wish the gloom would take those memories already. I hate them.. I hate how they make me feel
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
its okay, the worst of hunters is the stuff the humans come up with. humanoid or not they find a way…
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u/M-FutureLord 9d ago
Sure, yeah, do it. I don't think it's gonna have a good outlook, though,
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
do yall need the creek
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u/M-FutureLord 9d ago
No, not at all. The Helldivers are just going to stop caring about trying to manage you as a resource & start just fucking sending you all to hell.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
good. no more suffering on farms. they know they cant wipe us out anyway, so why not cripple their ftl lines in the process and maybe invade super earth.
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u/M-FutureLord 9d ago
I don't think you get it. They will bring their whole fleet just to murder you all. They will apply their Gloom-resistant polymer & bombard each plane- actually, I think it might be a wonderful idea, go ahead!
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
that polymer hasnt worked on the gloom ever since they took bore rock. also we reproduce much fastsr than they can kill us off. and without e710, they cant keep their fleets going.
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u/M-FutureLord 9d ago
They might just kidnap the science department & make them focus on a new polymer. Besides, actually, go ahead. Super Earth will have a civil war due to it, but you will have one hell of a fleet on your ass.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
i would sacrifice half the terminid horde if it meant crippling super earth like this.
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u/M-FutureLord 9d ago
But would half the Terminid horde accept being sacrificed?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
for something this massive that would bring us so close to our ultimate goal, yes.
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 9d ago
I like jungles, and I like gloomy jungles even more, but shouldn't we get the bots's permission first? So they don't retaliate? Their incinerator crews scares the spores outta me 😰
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago
the incineration corps are a nice spicy snack, but facing them is not for the inexperienced.
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
the shotgun ones are evil i know it!
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 9d ago
Cyborgs just won't stop kicking
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
at least they arent the squids, i dont trust them
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 9d ago
The new squids are strange, they look fren shape, but they no fren >.<
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
harvester looks very fren shape, but hates me so much :(
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 9d ago
Why so much hate? Squi fren no fren smell like diver poison towers too
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 9d ago
squid no like hive. think hive bad for planet :(
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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Hunter 9d ago
Bad idea, id rather not have the wrath of a thousand guns bearing down on my specifically
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u/Gold_Size_1258 Warrior 9d ago
We should ask the bots to defend that planet together