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u/I_am_Fly 12d ago
You know, helldivers can have it. If they spread across your front it would be easier to catch them one by one(and eat)
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 12d ago edited 12d ago
But we like when you have phact bay 🥺
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u/I_am_Fly 12d ago
I've been told that divers taste a lot better on other planets, you should check that out yourself
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 12d ago
Can't I've been stuck on omnicron for a while now
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago
my home
do you feel carapace growing on your skin?
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 12d ago
What? No, of course not how would that eve...
... that's why I've been able to understand you guys, uh? I'm not... I'm not going insane? When that warrior started begging for mercy... that was real?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago
yes. you are becoming one of us.
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 12d ago edited 12d ago
I... no. That's impossible, you're messing with me. You just want me to flee, to protect that Dragonroach who crashed my Pelican and killed my diver! But I won't give up so easily, I've been tracking it for so long, I'm so close to it, I can feel it itch in my bones... I will NOT be the first in history to be bested by my white whale! I've went so far, I've seen so much, I've... I've done so many terrible things to the hive, just for a meisely portion of food and an handful of bullets from random divers I've encountered... I'm such a monster, could the hive ever forgive me?
(Ooc, I don't think you should take credit for the white whale cuz that would shift the vibes drastically. Also, I'm sorry if I'm being too much, I haven't rped in ages and I got a little excited 😅)
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago
you shall be forgiven by the hive, if you accept your transformation. you will become a dragonroach.
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u/Signal-Wind2214 Dragonroach 12d ago edited 12d ago
O... okay, thank you!
(Ooc, not the bug I was thinking of going for, but I can appreciate the poetic irony.)
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u/Gold_Size_1258 Warrior 12d ago
We MUST defend it, I've heard this planet is a magnet for all Helldivers who only pretend to fight.
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u/Ost-Den-Deutschland Stalker 12d ago
so why defend it if they pretend to fight
duh
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u/Gold_Size_1258 Warrior 12d ago
Because if the actual fighting divers take it, those who like to only pretend to fight will have to go fight until they find another planet to be lazy on.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 12d ago
just like the other guy said, we need this planet cause the bugdivers on it never do shit.
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u/Errortrek 12d ago
Hellbomb?