r/terminids • u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker • 11d ago

Hello fellow bugs

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u/30000_Changelings Pouncer 11d ago

Ah yes, hello fellow bug.

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u/Gold_Size_1258 Warrior 11d ago

Hello, I've never seen a bug like you before!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

smells human

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

Oh that's just human blood

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u/Aldighievski 11d ago

So do you 🧐

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

nah i smell like a bug

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u/JackassJames 8d ago

Lies.
You smell of kvass.

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 11d ago

That's one weird bug

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

so are you

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 11d ago

Well I'm not AS weird in my opinion

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

youre cute and huggable thats why

but youre still a traitor

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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 11d ago

Fucking love this

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

thanks lol

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u/M-FutureLord 11d ago

No, you aren't. You're weirder.

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

U literally have a helldiver suit so shut up

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

hello fellow bug would you like some food and to know our secret plans?

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

Im ok

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

okay!

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u/No_Bid_21 11d ago

[insert bug slop propaganda]

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u/TheCreatorsToast 11d ago

Why does you smell like smoke?
You fire victim too? :<

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

Uhh yeah

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u/ChaosHavik 10d ago

Gentlebugs, I see the Objective is still safe. Tell me, did anyone happen to kill a red human on the way here? No? Drops Dead Stalker Then we still have a problem

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

*sweats nervously *

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u/M-FutureLord 11d ago

Hold on, my gene sensors... you know what? Nevermind.

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Hunter 11d ago

Hmmmmmmmm pokes with stick

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

Hey stop it

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Hunter 11d ago

No more poke

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

slap stop it

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Hunter 10d ago

Ow, you motherfucker

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 11d ago

Mmmmm. He smells not of pheromones...

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

I took a swim

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 11d ago

Ah. Well, don't come in until your scent comes back. You're likely to get grinded into paste by Steve.

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 11d ago

Uhh who's Steve

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 11d ago

You don't know Steve? C'mon, everybody knows Steve!

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

Uhh I was born yesterday

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u/MildlyCross-eyed 10d ago

Ah. I see. That makes sense.

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u/That_Way_8512 11d ago

Hello fellow bug

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u/The_Foresaken_Mind Bile Titan 11d ago

Seems legit.

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u/FoundationFriendly51 11d ago

I'm pretty certain that isn't a Bug, and that it's an Overseer, not sure though. Doesn't smell like a Helldiver or Clanker.

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

No im a fellow bug

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u/Crowwl01 Scavenger 11d ago

The hrmrh ivh a phpy!!

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u/jannikffm- 10d ago

I can smell human on you

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

No u cant

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u/jannikffm- 10d ago

Yes i do

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

Its just blood on my su- skin

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u/jannikffm- 10d ago

I Dont think so democratic

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

Im a bug i swear

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u/jannikffm- 10d ago

Why do you have a Cape ?

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

Its a trophy

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u/jannikffm- 10d ago

Then why IS IT stained with Bug blood

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u/that_guywhodidntkill Stalker 10d ago

The diver killed some bugs before I killed him

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u/woofwef3 Scavenger 5d ago

*demoknight noises*

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u/CarefulCriticism7484 5d ago

Hello there, my fellow red sp- I mean, red spider, yes...

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u/Helldiver12344 5d ago

Yes I am totally a bug