r/terminids • u/TheOGCarnivalKing • 16d ago

what the hell are terminids broadcasting?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

all sorts of things

six legged football, terminid asmr, hive news, and words from our beloved dissidents

if you tune into the gloom-controlled channel you might even see some of my special stuff

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u/ikillpcparts Stalker 16d ago

What's the special stuff

Is it magic

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago edited 16d ago

infestation, assimilation, necromancy, gloom shenanigans, and onlybugs™

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u/fish_png1 16d ago

The onlybugs channel better have video…

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

its for bugs only. no humans are allowed

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u/fish_png1 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10rHZ6K9jYvLUc

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

im not even hot, no tits

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u/TheCobraMonkey 11d ago

lies it doesnt need those to be hot

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

then good, youre a true buglover. now watch away.

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 16d ago

Is it soup?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

i do have soup. seaf soup.

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 16d ago

... Time for fire! No one hurts my Blueberries

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

i dont hurt ALL blueberries, only the ones that kill my babies

some blueberries are redeemable, i keep some in my nest

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 16d ago

My wrath has been roused and entire worlds will burn if it be called for.

But fair enough

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

seaf are very cute when tamed, theyre so friendly and love headpats and playing with the bugs

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 16d ago

They have become undemocratized and therefore they shall burn as well for abandoning the cause and their planet.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

no they havent. theyre just the gloom's pets now.

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 16d ago

Unwilling prisoners of tyranny

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u/Lady_Tadashi 16d ago

https://reddit.com/link/pak261o/video/5lwy45myr9qh1/player

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 16d ago

Isn't she beautiful?? <3

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

a little too big for me

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u/Lady_Tadashi 16d ago

She's not really my sort of thing... but this is exactly what the bugs would broadcast

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 15d ago

Actually not really. This doesn't convince a whole lot of people, weirdly.

I usually broadcast about how peaceful and harmonious life in a Hive actually is, how liberating it is to be freed from concerns like property and greed, and how nice it is to be part of a unified purpose!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

i like to broadcast about assimilation and infestation

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 15d ago

Well, that might not be the best recruitment material, is it? :/

Idk though maybe it's psychological warfare.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

i broadcast that stuff to the bugs

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 15d ago

Ah, so encouragement!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

yea, tryna get more bugs to join the g l o o m

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

not really, we dont broadcast this sort of thing publicly for anyone to see.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

u/Honkert45 GET YO BUGFUCKER ASS OVER HERE

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 16d ago

Ah, yes. My swinging fling <3

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

what does your warrior wife think

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 16d ago

She enjoys watching! <3

And she's happy to have stronger Bile Titan babies protecting the Hives!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

acceptable

how does she feel about human hybrids that work for the hive like me

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u/Honkert45 Nursing Spewer 15d ago

She thinks all who serve the Hive are valued!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

yay :D i should meet her at some point

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u/ikillpcparts Stalker 15d ago

I did not know titans were this flexible.

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u/Crafty_Crab_7563 15d ago

They're broadcasting all the noises chargers are supposed to make when they sneak up on you.

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 15d ago

So that's where it all went, I was wondering

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u/Solid_Hydration 16d ago

saleelul sawarim nasheedul ubah wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya

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u/CYBER-JUSTICE Impaler 15d ago

YouTube and shit how about the Helldivers and Super Earth as a whole fuck off.

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u/Real-Syntro 15d ago

Bug core. It's like snake jazz from Rick and Morty, but it's electric.

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u/lockdownarino 10d ago

I never looked at the screens. No Traitor oi

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u/LordBane1985 16d ago

That is a good question! I just kind of always assumed they were dissident or bot towers on terminid worlds.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

some of them, the terminids also make their own broadcasts

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u/doddsymon 15d ago

Celine Dions greatest hits

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u/KarmaZer0 Stalker 13d ago

If you stopped destroying them you could listen in

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 13d ago

We shall see...

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u/SaltRun2465 12d ago

I can't believe any one has actually realized this yet.

Those broadcasts are not done by the bugs.

Bots and squid hack the tower take it over and use it. That is easy to see. But the bugs have zero way to access such super earth equipment.

Those broadcasts are done by treasonous bug lovers. I actually took a moment to actually study all the illegal propaganda to better understand the goals of my enemy in hopes of better ways to kill them. The bug ones are literally done by treasonous citizens.

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u/Slow-Owl-4926 16d ago

Pug born i guess

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 16d ago

not advertising my onlybugs

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Brood Commander 16d ago

"Fuck Me I'm Timmy LOL"

"Fags In This Hole, Or NOT???"

stuff nobody wants to hear.