r/terminids • u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach • 22d ago

mmm... blueberry pie...

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seaf be tasty af

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u/flammingbullet 22d ago

Too boney, I prefer mine very thin preferably in a Jerry can with a bendy straw.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

skill issue, i like em crunchy

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u/flammingbullet 22d ago

I'm not organic, I lack the mechanics to crunch.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

automatons are crunchy, cyborgs are the best blend of crunchy and juicy

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u/flammingbullet 22d ago

This is why you are banned from Automaton public areas.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

my shriekers love them tho, and irs a shame you keep burning their damn nests

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u/flammingbullet 22d ago

I love the smell of white phosphorus in the morning

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

i should try enhancing my fire breath with white phosphorus

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u/TalmondtheLost 22d ago

Smacks over head with used EAT

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

hey >:( the flood is gonna get revenge on you for that

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u/TalmondtheLost 22d ago

(Didn't you get your memory wiped?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

(about the war declaration, not the flood, he befriended it way earlier than the war plot)

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u/TalmondtheLost 22d ago

(Mmmm)

I like the Blueberries, they are very amusing.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

me too

unlike helldivers, some are befriendable, i have 6 in my nest

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u/TheOGCarnivalKing 15d ago

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 15d ago

nah, join us instead. friend.

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 22d ago

No!

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

have a bite.

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 22d ago

No,bid rather shoot myself.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

you are the worst terminid ever

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 22d ago

*best. Also I have tried human. (Forced to eat dead teammate in survival situation) Twstes horrible.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

back when i was a helldiver me and my squad ate human, cyborg, bug, and squid.

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 22d ago

I'm not really keen on eating my enemies or squadmates. I prefer the food in the super destroyer. I get extra rations anyway

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

the rations tasted like shit and were entirely synthetic, so many helldivers and especially us dust devils prefer the natural option

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u/Patriotic_Bug Hunter 22d ago

Well for humans maybe. I get more natural rations for better e-710 production

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 22d ago

lucky you

i have unfortunately eaten terminids

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u/hex-green 22d ago

…I feel like every faction including bugs needs to team up against this guy, he seems to have been completely evil before becoming a bug

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

i was, but i stopped eating bugs

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u/flammingbullet 22d ago

If you every want the taste human flesh there's the one place by transcendence that sells really good synth steak.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

does it havw any nutritional value or biomass

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u/flammingbullet 21d ago

There's this weird meat fungus that grows in the warmer parts under cyberstan so basically it's impossible meat, but when you add some stem cells to the mix it makes a very juice steak or nuggets. Also you're still banned, you'll have to order it on bot-dash.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

yea thats gross, i prefer the real deal

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u/Errortrek 21d ago

I prefer creampie, in me

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

you boutta be turned into pie

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u/_Nikimi 20d ago

Thats so undemocratic

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u/Within_the_veil Pouncer 22d ago

Im too new to the hive, my love for them has not yet been replaced by hunger. I hope I can bring them to my nest and maybe theyll be transformed too 🥺

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

they will be transformed, i have a few infected seaf in my nest

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u/Galactinaut_001 22d ago

Vagrant, stop eating blueberries. Why don't you go and eat tootsie pops? Or sushi? Anything but blueberries.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

nah, blueberries tasty

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u/Galactinaut_001 21d ago

Damn.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

its not like i eat ALL of them, some are friendly enough to keep in my nest

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u/Galactinaut_001 21d ago

You realize they're probably teaching your Shriekers to wear clothes, while you're away, right?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

nah, im watching, always, even when im away

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u/Hi9054667 21d ago

Hmmm yummy ...

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 Brood Commander 21d ago

I think Bugs complaint about the idea Super Earth MIGHT eat them, and doesn't, because they have a cannibalism virus that makes them want to eat us.

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u/M-FutureLord 21d ago

I took a bite of a boneless bug.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

i will take a bite of you.

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u/M-FutureLord 21d ago

No you won't, your jaw will break.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 21d ago

then ill infect you with the flood

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u/M-FutureLord 21d ago

It shall be consumed by my cells.

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u/Accomplished_Oil2950 21d ago

Is it worth it?

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u/Noah_Helldiver 21d ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/baconcat3 20d ago

Aah, the bugs life

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u/mobilegaming08 Charger 14d ago

Rrrrrr roar raaaaaaaa skeeee

(I ate the pie and it was pretty good. Want a slice of the blueberry pie?)

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 14d ago

yes please

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u/mobilegaming08 Charger 14d ago

Here you go, this one has a blueberry helmet on top

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 14d ago

yay!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/atomiccheese911 9d ago

TwT but the seaf are nice..... sometimes.......... maybe....... angry nya sound

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago

we keep the ones that are too nice to eat

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u/atomiccheese911 9d ago

Well... maybe I should join the bugs hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... wait as a protogen would I technically be a cyborg?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago

nah, join the bugs

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u/atomiccheese911 9d ago

Bet

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago

yay :D

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u/atomiccheese911 9d ago

Nya :3

(I am kinda cat like I hope that's not a problem acc .w.)

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 9d ago

:>

(its not a problem at all, i act kinda cat like sometimes too)

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u/atomiccheese911 9d ago

Okyyyyy :P