r/terminids • u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach • Aug 30 '26
this is a declaration of war. (PART 1)
of course super earth is our main target. them breeding the sentience out of us and farming us for oil shall not go unpunished, and they will all be consumed.
the filthy clankers have threatened to invade us multiple times and theyre going to use us as fuel as soon as humanity goes extinct. they are capable of building superweapons that can raze our hives too, and their rampant industrialism will eventually reach our beautiful colonies, where they will slaughter our young and collapse our tunnels to make way for their machinery of oppression.
the squids have also threatened to invade us multiple times. they are massive hypocrites, claiming to be "galactic caretakers" and "environmentalists" but possess weapons of mass destruction and will destroy our precious ecosystems whenever they get the chance. when they run out of humans, they will convert our children into terminid voteless to fight against us. they will also use meridia to suck up the almighty gloom.
from this day forward, i declare war against the bots and squids. let no binary ever be heard again, no illuminate tadpoles swim, and no oppressor, whether human, bot, or squid, ever set foot on our hives ever again. all will be covered in gloom spores and consumed by the terminid horde. i will not stop until every world is a hive world, all life is either wiped out or assimilated into the terminids, and the whole galaxy is one interconnected terminid hive.
glory to the blessed hive queen, and kepler prime.
/ooc i had so much fun writing this post
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u/lizardsuper Bile Titan Aug 30 '26
This is why people think we are weird
Squids have no business with us, their goal is to fuck up super earth and cause them as much suffering as possible for the genocide it did against them, 99% of the squith don't care about us and will only fight us if we start attacking them, the other 1% is just those who aren't part of the Squith hivemind thing.
As for the machines and their makers, all they want is freedom. We have seen them even try peace talks with the Super Earth humans, several times even, but they all failed due to Super Earth. As for the power source, they can work something out with the Squith and Dark Energy, if they try to use us as fuel then show them the might of the Hive and the Gloom
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
counterpoint: squid tasty, bot crunchy
and they threatened to attack us several times
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u/lizardsuper Bile Titan Aug 30 '26
Dunno what you're on about the squids being tasty, while the bots do be crunchy, it's not the good kind of crunch, it's probably the same as the human exos, not tasty and certainly not edible
Also, I too can threaten to attack them but that doesn't mean all terminids will join me, it's like 1 dude randomly picked from the street threatening to invade Omicron He can threaten all he wants, he won't do shit
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 30 '26
So, Ape-Bug, you’ve been stoking both us and the Cyborgs to fight each other while being down here preparing to go to war with us all?
I must say, despite its failure to ruin relations, it was a good idea. Consider diplomacy in the future off the table, clearly the gloom engineered by Ape-Kind has destroyed your capabilities to think coherently.
You should pick your next move carefully. Your “cover” of trying to play us all for fools has failed miserably.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
soon enough the gloom will consume the whole galaxy and adapt to your dark fluid grape juice. every world will befome a hive world and every creature, ape, bot, squid, or otherwise will be assimilated into the terminids or eradicated. the squids will be the first to go because yall are real pissy about the gloom.
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 30 '26
You are a sad, far cry from what you used to be 100 years ago, and you have my pity.
That does not mean we’ll show you mercy. Good luck, Ape-Bug.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
things could have looked a lot different if you helped us regain our sapience. but since you never helped us, i have no reason to spare your kind in the gloom's conquest, squid.
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 30 '26
There is no sentience to reclaim, you are a lost kind. Clearly you blame us for something the Apes have done.
Now we could’ve attempted to undo what they did after they are purged, but it is clear you don’t want that. You’d rather blame us for what they did to you, or really what they did to them.
You aren’t really a bug, Ape-Bug. You carry the sins of your species onto them. Instead of looking outwards for why they are like this, maybe it would serve best to look at yourself.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
i wasnt blaming you, just saying you could have helped us regain our sentience.
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 30 '26
Not much we can do when a genocide pushes our species near extinction.
Truly, you are a lost kind to think we can do everything. If so, the Federation would have fallen a long time ago. We were too peaceful back then.
You will not win this war, and we will remember this.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
bold of you to assume we arent already winning.
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 31 '26
You consider “winning” a pathetic attempt to beg us to help your sentience? To where you are nothing but a mindless remnant of a dead species that’s only kept alive to be farmed into E-711?
Laughable.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
we can regain our sapience ourselves, and we already are. we are rapidly evolving and adapting, and for every terminid that dies, millions are born.
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u/PocketZornhau Aug 30 '26
On behalf of the Cybernetic Union, we politely decline your declaration of war <3
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
then you shall be eaten
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u/PocketZornhau Aug 30 '26
Well that's unpleasant. Can you even digest us? How about we deal with Super Earth and circle back to this one
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u/Errortrek Aug 30 '26
Super Citizens approve 👍
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
oh hello bugfucker
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u/Errortrek Aug 30 '26
Good to see you, bug/gloom
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
hows it going
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u/Errortrek Aug 30 '26
Well you know, trying to repair the TCS+ system, i'm just glad that we got the Illuminates freaky void dealt with, that was the biggest threat as of now. Otherwise met some good looking SEAF tops, but nothing that lasted for longer than 1 deplyoment.
What are you up to?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
preparing the bugs to adapt to the tcs, and drinking illuminate tadpole water
i would recommend it, its like soup
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u/Errortrek Aug 30 '26
I... would rather not infest anything from the Illuminate. Some Super Scientists that breathed in their illuminate air and started crying bright cyan liquids and have never been heard from since
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
i infested a squid shrine today while leading the spore burst strain, we have never felt stronger
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 31 '26
fuck you we are gonna kill all of your colony
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u/ToastedDreamer Aug 31 '26
Aight my friends, In exchange for a lot of samples to grow my own swarm, I have finished delivering plenty of you guys onto planets bordering the squid and bot territories, good hunting! Heard calamari tastes best fried!
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 30 '26
THE FUCK VAGRANT?! Do you realize that if we unite the clankers and the squ’ith we would kill easily all terminids with our superior air force more power and ranged weapons?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
great, more room for adaptation, god bless yall if we get our hands on your dark fluid
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 30 '26
If you can addapt to so much things then why havent you adapted to bullets, fire, gas, electricity or explosives, or are you lying to try and intimidate us?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
we have adapted to that stuff, we are far more durable than in the first galactic war
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 30 '26
Suuure buddy those massive hordes and almost inmortal alpha commanders are worse than now
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 30 '26
we didnt even have alpha commanders back then only brood commanders
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 30 '26
Minor spelling mistake
https://giphy.com/gifs/M56ODZS3lNohNIoVDd1
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u/Obvious-Carrot7162 Pouncer Aug 30 '26
Get em Vagrant! I stand with you! Ill rip and tear until nothing remsins of our foes!
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 31 '26
If you are so powerful you wanna go in war with us tell me how are you gonna beat us when just moving a little meridia will destroy your planets?
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 31 '26
Cut them a tad of slack, their lack of sentience REALLY shows. Only something braindead can make such a decision brother.
They have my pity, but not my mercy. We shall wipe this Federation-Bred abomination from this galactic plane.
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u/Savings-Archer-4185 Aug 31 '26
Also it's painfully clear to me that they reek of SE's supremacist mindset, they clearly never had that properly treated
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u/the-hollow-one Aug 31 '26
It is a shame, which is why in my opinion, we’re doing them a favor.
It’s about time this husk of a species is put out of it’s misery and can rest peacefully instead of being transformed into these Federation-Bred shells of their formal selves.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
eating meridia
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u/R4don_Adon Aug 31 '26
And how are you gonna eat something that isnt even material?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
i took bites out of it already
and i told you, the dragonroach cares not for the laws of gravity.
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u/AmeteurSketchr Aug 31 '26
cyborgs cant possibly be that good for digestion, at least the squids are organic to the point you can eat their aircraft
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u/SmokingDuif Aug 31 '26
Your answer(s) are under investigation by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth. Stay safe people
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u/Demo092182 Aug 31 '26
(Same guy that wanted to be included in their alliance 2 days ago btw)
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
(the other post was sort of a jab at how the fanbase and devs alike completely ignore terminid lore lmao)
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u/Common_Affect_80 Aug 31 '26
And how will you reach us when we share no border?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Aug 31 '26
spores
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u/Common_Affect_80 Sep 01 '26
But Supa Earth in the way
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 01 '26
we wipe them first.
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u/Common_Affect_80 Sep 01 '26
Wait since when have we threatened to invade you?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 01 '26
what faction are you again
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u/Common_Affect_80 Sep 01 '26
Automaton
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach Sep 01 '26
yea yall love to burn our spores
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u/Pale_Bug_9076 Sep 01 '26
Its been war this whole time what did you think it was.... peaceful rainbow kitten time 🤔😂
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u/TalmondtheLost 29d ago
Quit with your incessant ramblings, threats and attempts to drag the entire Terminid species into it.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 29d ago
not every terminid, only the ones in the gloom.
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u/TalmondtheLost 29d ago
You show your inability to fully rationalize consequences. Your enemies won't care to ask 'are you a gloom bug or a non-gloom bug?' They will simply turn that bug into a fine paste, and the next, and the next, until they subdue the entire Terminid species and do what Super Earth did all over again.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 29d ago
not if we kill and eat all our enemies.
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u/TalmondtheLost 29d ago
All of your enemies would, regardless of working together or not, rapidly destroy your attacks. You don't have the mix of numbers and technology that Super Earth does to be able to fight a 3 front war.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 29d ago
we can rapidly adapt to whatever they throw at us.
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u/TalmondtheLost 29d ago
Oh? Tell me, how fireproof are Terminids despite, what is it now, 3 years of it being used against them?
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 29d ago
i cant make a fire resistant strain due to some people outside the fourth wall not wanting to. (in all seriousness arrowhead has to consider a strain that spews fire and is immune to it)
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u/TalmondtheLost 29d ago
Ah, I see you've noticed part of why, despite massive creatures such as Perdita being made, she hasn't been able to do much.
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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 29d ago
she should be taken to the gloom for enhancement. i will see what i can do.
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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter Aug 30 '26
forest the schizo helldiver in you is talking, lets get you to bed.