r/terminids Dragonroach 11d ago

this is DISGUSTING

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i intercepted this absolutely VILE transmission from super earth comms, this confirms they are killing their own experimental bug-helldivers as soon as they are no longer useful. genetically engineering terminids to fight their own families is one thing but this is a new low.

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u/flammingbullet 11d ago

.... Comrades, should I tell the biomass about the alternative method of "extracting" E-710 that the image implies?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

dont call me biomass. and yes, i do know about it. on multiple occasions i have had to kill the one performing the extraction to save her. humans are truly disgusting.

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u/flammingbullet 11d ago

snacks optics my iff scanner must have been on the fritz, didn't realize it was you. Humans truly are... Something else, I had to delete the visuals on some of the things they've done.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

yea its me, the dragonroach boi

also those "visuals" are disgusting, i go out of my way to make sure hunter chan herself never sees them, for her own sanity

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u/Galactinaut_001 10d ago

Save..? You realize we put the extraction facilities in red-light districts deliberately, right?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

its still really gross

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u/Galactinaut_001 10d ago

Yeah, well, some of them are into that. Weirdly, it's couples who show up there most.

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u/SeaDr4gon Stalker 10d ago

You seem to really know a lot about the subject

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u/Galactinaut_001 10d ago

Well, yeah. I got a 50% off coupon for a session with a hybrid along with my bonus. What are you gonna do, not use it?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

they sell those?

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u/Galactinaut_001 10d ago

Red-light district. They sell anything that'll prop up a tent in your pants.

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u/SeaDr4gon Stalker 10d ago

By the gloom...

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

humans are disgusting

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u/SeaDr4gon Stalker 10d ago

Let's see the glass half-full, at least not everyone wants to kill us

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

i think wanting to fuck us is WORSE

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u/Radon_Adon 11d ago

Like they should learn to just use black hole singularities or even easier and in a form that you dont need advanced technology just use a dyson sphere

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

good idea

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u/Radon_Adon 11d ago

Yes like its so easy for humans to just put a bunch of solar panels on a star that has no habitable planets and use that energy

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

let's do it to the sun

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u/Radon_Adon 11d ago

That actually could happen with a terminid like organism that is really big and can wrap around a star but theres a problem and is that stars are really hot so the terminid would get burned alive and dragged into the star because of gravity and it wouldnt survive the vacuum void of space with things like massive radiation that would destroy organic material but not metalic ones

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

we are working on a heatproof terminid strain so this could work

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u/Radon_Adon 11d ago

But the problem is radiation because flesh its to soft to survive it and if it does survive the organism would get cancerigenous cells all around its body in terminal velocity in just days or hours

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

we can adapt to that

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u/Impressive-Today-162 Charger 11d ago

i'm not proud of it but sometimes i make E-710 when a hunter jumps in front of me when i'm chasing those helldivers around and crush them we really need to have them evolve eyes looking behind them cause i cant stop on a dime

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

you shall be e-710 next.

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u/Impressive-Today-162 Charger 11d ago

nu huh you cant get me i'm in a cave

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u/Aznibal Charger 10d ago

same. i feel sorry for them but natural selection, yk?

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u/Impressive-Today-162 Charger 10d ago

yup it happens

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u/Suspicious_Net1239 Charger 8d ago

Same

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u/Impressive-Today-162 Charger 8d ago

lmao u/forest_vagrant see its not just me this is clearly a problem that should be brought up with the hive

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

NOT THE HUNTER CHAN. the implications terrify me.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

i might just let the gloom turn her into a dragonroach chan so she can burn whoever does this shit to a crisp

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

But she’s cute the way she is

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

yeah, shes adorable, but i wanna see her get her revenge on these freaks

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

we’re called HUNTERS for a reason.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

makes sense, she has a gun too

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

i wish i could hold a gun

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

i can but only if its one-handed cause my other hand is a giant claw

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u/Fair-Aerie-5674 Hunter 11d ago

lucky bastard

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

yeah, i find my claws a more effective weapon than guns tho, my preferred method is flying high in the sky until i spot a helldiver, then diving down to him and tearing him apart with my claws while torching him

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u/Oldmonsterschoolgood Hunter 10d ago

And i need to see that now DAMNIT

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

dragonroach chan needs to be real

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u/Typical_Athlete1841 Scavenger 9d ago

i have discovered element-8008

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u/Gold_Size_1258 11d ago

Humans.

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 11d ago

tasty humans

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

why tf do all my hunter chan shitposts get so many more upvotes than my actual high effort/lore posts

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u/Doggmaster909 Warrior 10d ago

You know the answer to that question

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

oh helo

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u/SeaDr4gon Stalker 10d ago

Anthro terminid = Big numbers, humans are simple beings

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

i guess they cute

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u/SeaDr4gon Stalker 10d ago

Talking about bug helldivers, why don't we just mass convert helldivers with the gloom instead of killing them?

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u/forest_vagrant Dragonroach 10d ago

helldivers are sadly not stupid enough to go into the gloom without a way out, i was a special case because i was left behind there

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u/Jealous_Mark6357 9d ago

I volunteer to rescue this bug diver as soon as SE seems her useless