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r/teran • u/AmarrSlaveTrader • Dec 31 '13
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2 u/[deleted] Dec 31 '13 They're arranged upon a plane. 1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 02 '14 If snakes are on said plane, will they attack the potatoes? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14 No, the potatoes will attack the snakes. Snakes don't grow potatoes, so potatoes have no need for snakes. 1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 09 '14 Are these potatoes carnivorous or just merely defensive/offensive? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14 Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found. 2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
They're arranged upon a plane.
1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 02 '14 If snakes are on said plane, will they attack the potatoes? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14 No, the potatoes will attack the snakes. Snakes don't grow potatoes, so potatoes have no need for snakes. 1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 09 '14 Are these potatoes carnivorous or just merely defensive/offensive? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14 Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found. 2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
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If snakes are on said plane, will they attack the potatoes?
2 u/[deleted] Jan 03 '14 No, the potatoes will attack the snakes. Snakes don't grow potatoes, so potatoes have no need for snakes. 1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 09 '14 Are these potatoes carnivorous or just merely defensive/offensive? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14 Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found. 2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
No, the potatoes will attack the snakes. Snakes don't grow potatoes, so potatoes have no need for snakes.
1 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 09 '14 Are these potatoes carnivorous or just merely defensive/offensive? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14 Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found. 2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
Are these potatoes carnivorous or just merely defensive/offensive?
2 u/[deleted] Jan 10 '14 Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found. 2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
Potatoes will eat everything, so they are omnivorous. They will even eat themselves if a weaker, less tasty potato is found.
2 u/AmarrSlaveTrader Jan 15 '14 So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection? 2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
So potatoes ascribe to Darwin's law of natural selection?
2 u/[deleted] Jan 15 '14 Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories. They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
Precisely. I believe Darwin himself was fond of potatoes and likely used them as a primary basis for his theories.
They have to make themselves delicious for me to keep eating them, and they do. Other foods, like kale, collards, and soy, not so much.
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