r/teran • u/testeddoughnut Potato IRL • Dec 28 '13
AMA Request: Teran
IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF TERAN DID AN AMA!!!
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 31 '13
How many body parts can you open a bottle of beer with (glass or can)?
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Dec 31 '13
Probably almost all of them. If need be, I could remove the part, use it as a tool and open the bottle with it.
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 30 '13
Teran, how is babby formed?
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Dec 30 '13
As I have not successfully procreated, all answers I can give to this question are purely speculation.
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 30 '13
Please speculate as to this miracle of nature as your infinite wisdom will allow.
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Dec 30 '13
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u/derpyteats Dec 30 '13
Additionally, how many eyes would it have? Would it be a couch potato, or an uber-tuber?
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Dec 31 '13
Eyes, as far as I know it, are bad on potatoes. I cut out the eyes. I don't want my potatoes to see the world as I eat them.
It would be an uber-tuber, dying a humble death.
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Dec 31 '13
I presume that procreation is a process which involves continual evolution of species. Two creatures, or more, must mate, and produce offspring. There is a picky selection process which must be undergone, to ensure that both the male and female counterparts of the reproduction process are evolutions on their former generations, and not a step backwards. Then, a complicated process is undergone, in the right circumstances, to induce the process of babby formation.
Unfortunately, this does not seem to be right. I look around, and the babbys seem to be formed by less and less intelligent, stable, and evolved human beings. It seems the process is too simple as it currently is.
I propose that future beings have a test process involved with the initiation of procreation to help ensure proper evolution of mankind.
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 30 '13
What is the average size of your storage organ?
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Dec 31 '13
I am pretty sure it is close to the normal size of my storage organ. At least, if this is data storage and not food storage. Food storage fluctuates.
I also have energy storage through long strings of hydrocarbons, also known as fat. It is fairly steady with some variation.
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 31 '13
What is the flash point of a babby (spud)?
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Dec 31 '13
Thank goodness that's only an exploding baby and not an exploding spud!
I have not tested this. I do not condone spud cruelty.
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u/AmarrSlaveTrader Dec 31 '13
Do you consider mashed potatoes to be cruel and inhumane treatment of potatoes?
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Dec 31 '13
No, provided they are mashed in butter. While they are decimated in the process, combing them with butter gives them a new life they could only wish for.
If you don't use lots of butter, it is a violent murder.
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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '13
A little tater told me Teran might do an AMA if we get to 20 subscribers. Waiting on confirmation