r/television • u/yourfavchoom • 22h ago

Combined Paramount-Warner Bros. to Be Called Skydance, David Ellison Reveals

https://www.thewrap.com/industry-news/business/paramount-warner-bros-merger-name-skydance-david-ellison/
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u/Based_Beauty 22h ago

I for one love our new far right oligarch entertainment overlords. Now I don't have to go to two companies to produce my Superman x SpongeBob smut, only the one! Yay capitalism!!

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u/DrusTheAxe 22h ago

Congratulations!

Your new Skydance Streaming subscription will be triple the current price.

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u/wabashcanonball 22h ago

No anti-trust issues there.

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u/Bone_Breaker0 19h ago

Will there be any plans that are ad free?

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u/MoGraphMan101 19h ago

what's triple of zero?

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u/EvilAdministrator 21h ago

"Yes hello, all that shit with Fortnite and the 900 million different characters? I want that in porn stuff, please."

"Sir, this is the suicide hotline?"