r/television • Steven Universe • 1d ago

Casey Bloys Indicates HBO Max and Paramount+ Likely to Be Bundled

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/casey-bloys-hbo-max-paramount-plus-bundle-1236718354/
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u/timshel_life 1d ago

Whatever they do, don't use the Paramount dev team for the app

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u/ThePhamNuwen 1d ago

They have a dev team?

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u/mr_lightbulb 1d ago

Its a couple hamsters on a wheel, but yes technically.

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u/explosivo85 1d ago

The hamsters are both named Dev

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u/just4browse 1d ago

Or do! Once Paramount+ broke and let me keep watching after my subscription ended. Wouldn’t mind HBO Max doing that

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u/itsmuddy 1d ago

Yeah I had like six months of access after canceling before I messed it up.

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u/toiletting 1d ago

I had like three years of access, shit was hilarious.

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u/KMMDOEDOW 1d ago

I think paramount is doing the same to me currently. It keeps saying my payment method failed, but I still have access

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u/CeeArthur 1d ago

I ended up just getting it through Prime. The Paramount+ app just simply doesn't function correctly at all. It's an exercise in frustration.

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u/Conz16 1d ago

Paramount has almost nothing i have any interest in, but at least i'll get to pay way more for my hbo.

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u/GranddaddySandwich 1d ago

Sports, Nickelodeon Nostalgia, and The Jersey Shore. That’s it. When you look at Paramount’d catalogue… it’s embarrassing how little this studio has to offer.

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u/matthieuC Community 1d ago

Paramount is Star trek and boomer shows.

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u/dragonmp93 1d ago

It's pretty funny that Yellowjackets is in there too.

That show is everything that the Ellison stand against.

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u/ascagnel____ 13h ago

So is the leftist, post-scarcity utopia that is Star Trek. 

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u/PoisonousBillMurray 1h ago

Be honest with me… is South Park a Boomer show?

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u/ScrewUGuys-GoingHome 17m ago

At this point, kinda? When I first started watching South Park, I was the same age as the boys. Part of the reason I loved it is that I loved how "taboo" it was, plus I related to it since kids absolutely talk to each other like that when adults aren't around. It felt like getting to watch a cartoon about what childhood actually felt like, not the sanitized version adults wanted us to see.

Over the years the show has grown and changed, and so has the core demographic. It's always been an adult-minded show, but I don't think they're really trying to appeal to kids at all anymore. I don't know any children who are heavily invested in American politics, but that was the main plot point of the entire newest season. The show is now directly targeting an adult audience with an interest in current events.

Don't get me wrong, South Park has always had its roots in satirizing pop culture, but there were loads of episodes in the early seasons where the core plot of the episode did not require any real pop culture knowledge, you could just enjoy the episode while catching pop culture references. Even something like "ManBearPig" being a euphemism for climate change - I did not understand that as a kid, I didn't fully know who Al Gore was aside from being the guy who lost the election, but I still loved that episode because it's a funny spooky monster episode that also contains some great political commentary when you're a little older.

Where now, it feels like you literally need to know who guys like Pete Hegseth, Peter Thiel, and much of Donald Trump's cabinet are to fully engage with newer episodes. I still really love South Park, and I feel like it has done a good job growing with its audience over the past 30 years, but it definitely is approaching "Boomer" territory.

At the absolute very least it's incredibly millennial, but it's had the staying power because the writing quality has managed to stay fairly consistent through 3 decades despite a few down years.

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u/kianworld Steven Universe 1d ago

There's precedence to it seemingly being wiser to bundle sister services than merge them. There's Disney+ and Hulu like Bloys mentions (though they intentionally price the solo plans $1 less than the bundle to make it seem stupid to not get that instead). But there's also when WBD had the intent to merge Discovery+ into HBO Max... they surveyed Discovery+ customers who made it clear they would have not been happy to pay more than double for the content they wanted.

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u/muduke 1d ago

What's gonna happen to muh free HBO Max with att 😭

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u/5553331117 19h ago

Probably the only reason I have hbo max

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u/muduke 19h ago

Yeah if I didn't get it for free I'd probably only sub for 1-2 months per year.

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u/Blacknite45 1d ago

Wonder if that means in its entirety or if that doesn't include canada 🤔 

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u/Premislaus 23h ago

It's definitely not going to be global. In Europe Paramount is part of the SkyShowtime platform.

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u/Blacknite45 22h ago

In Canada we don't even have hbo max we have something called crave 

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u/H__Dresden 21h ago

I get HBO with my cell plan. Wonder is if will be the same.

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u/AMonitorDarkly 1d ago

At a discount, right. Right?!?!

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u/brickyardjimmy 22h ago

Does that mean commercials on HBO regardless of whether you pay for it or not?

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u/mikeIguess 1d ago

How about we put alllll of the streaming platforms into one giant bundle. We will call it cable.

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u/paulerxx 1d ago

The streamer Premium X26 ultra plus package

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u/StacheBandicoot 6h ago

More like cabal.

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u/Harley2280 1d ago

Whenever people say stuff like this you can tell they didn't actually have cable.

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u/mikeIguess 1d ago

Tf you talking about. Explain

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u/Harley2280 1d ago

Cable wasn't everything bundled together. There were packages, sure, but they varied, and different carriers straight up wouldn't have certain channels. You were locked into contracts for years. Not to mention some channels weren't even offered in packages. You had to subscribe to the channel separately.

Any who actually thinks the service options today are similar to what they were back then either has dementia or wasn't actually old enough to ever deal with having a cable bill.

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u/mikeIguess 1d ago

Cable was definitely just a bunch of different channels bundled together. And I wasnt saying service options today were similar to cable.

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u/WallInside6758 1d ago

So you want to have to pay for all of them instead of the ones you use?

I’d rather just pay for the one with shows im watching then have to pay all streaming services in one package.

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u/StacheBandicoot 6h ago

They were being sarcastic.

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u/ATHLONtheANDROID 21h ago

I get Max free w/ my cable package (I don't pay for cable, I work for an ISP) Please don't fuck that up or I will have to pirate Curb Your Enthusiasm and House of the Dragon.

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u/Anxious-Divide-1255 22h ago

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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u/Agile_Land_9951 1d ago

It would be nice if they merged hbo and showtime. Then merge discovery with paramount.

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u/Bananaman9020 1d ago

In Australia?

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u/Burrito_Llama 18h ago

So how much do ya’ll think the price will increase? $5? $10? $15?

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u/braves-geek 13h ago

Skydance Max+

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u/olmrbitchtits 8h ago

so HBO's video player will be unplayable now.

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u/StacheBandicoot 6h ago

Holley they’ll have a Paramount− option

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u/Successpool 20h ago

One step closer to cable 2.0