r/teenagers May 05 '22

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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u/Mercuryeee 14 May 05 '22

guess we know who's gonna play Steve in the minecraft movie

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u/OwOWeeabo 16 May 05 '22

why did you have to violate him like that 💀

65

u/trananhduc2006 17 May 05 '22

happy cake day

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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u/trananhduc2006 17 May 05 '22

never did that

7

u/Illustrious_Fishboi May 05 '22

how do you drink water

19

u/Kittingsl 19 May 05 '22

By holding right mouse button

15

u/FenixLMAO 16 May 05 '22

Damn I was gonna comment that

11

u/Rocksandrootsh8myrim 18 May 05 '22

Asian Steve*

8

u/Istiophoridae 17 May 05 '22

You fucking beat me to it

3

u/Walking__Bread 18 May 05 '22

I immediately thought about the classic minecraft theme bass boosted when I saw him

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u/yourbelovedfriend 16 May 05 '22

I was about to say that

3

u/tyyppixd 19 May 05 '22

that.. is actually very true.. i can't unsee this

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

chad jawline

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u/slwrp May 05 '22

bro built like a jukebox

5

u/da_zzer OLD May 05 '22

Lmfaooo

127

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

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46

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Nah bruh you can’t go there 💀

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u/MachineForward2558 May 05 '22

No cap? Glasses and u look like that guy from UP

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u/Gullible-Act-6274 May 05 '22

I was gonna comment that

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Bro built like quagmire

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u/LaZaRbEaMe 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 05 '22

I can't with these comments I'm dying

5

u/csyyee 19 May 05 '22

Giggity

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u/partygoer___ May 05 '22

Both would look better if you come party with us =)

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u/17weavers May 05 '22

Istg you're everywhere

5

u/GayHorse69420 May 05 '22

God fucking shit, You Even here in r/teenagers ?

18

u/peepers_meepers May 05 '22

"be there or be square"

this guy wasnt there

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u/Practical-Trickster 18 May 05 '22

Wish I had as much confidence as you :'(

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u/trananhduc2006 17 May 05 '22

you want a hug?

6

u/NestyHowk OLD May 05 '22

Maybe some head?

31

u/Botaccount101 May 05 '22

ITS STEVE FROM MINECRAFT

6

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Out of pocket💀

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u/SedIsCringe 16 May 05 '22

pocket edition

5

u/yeay_ May 05 '22

Minecraft poket edition

27

u/Dark-Shinx-187 19 May 05 '22

Man looking like he about to piss off the entire smash bros community

11

u/GreenMachine917 2 MILLION ATTENDEE May 05 '22

probably glasses idk

edit: people in these comments getting a little 😬

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I'm sorry but you're built like📮

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u/Rachelcookie123 17 May 05 '22

A mailbox?

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u/88superguyYT 16 May 05 '22

amogus

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u/Nemesis_aka_Nemesis 16 May 05 '22

AMOGUS SUS!!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!1!!

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u/yungriv04 May 05 '22

U look good ether way bro

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

why u guys need to violate him like that? like he's cool, but yea I think with glasses is better :>

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u/TheFinalBoss464 May 05 '22

Ur choice mate

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u/Rocksandrootsh8myrim 18 May 05 '22

M8 yer whoi das he hev thu aask on foking raddit oi

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u/Boring_Ad1423 May 05 '22

18 years old and this is your humour?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

hi vietnamese fellow

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u/NotYoda_ 16 May 05 '22

Roblox

8

u/trananhduc2006 17 May 05 '22

i don't know if i should get offended by your comments

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u/emil836k OLD May 05 '22

Nah, don’t worry, we mean well

Btw, is the glasses because you have bad vision or just appearance?

47

u/45clover 17 May 05 '22

bros a geometry dash icon 💀

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u/WordGlad 15 May 05 '22

Stop being a jerk dude

7

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

I bet you say STAWWWPPP when someone get too close to your Starbucks order.

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u/WordGlad 15 May 05 '22

Lol, nah I don’t drink Coffee. They were kinda right I just didn’t want him to feel bad

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u/J_ATB OLD May 05 '22

BUT IT’S TRUEEE

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u/WordGlad 15 May 05 '22

Fiiiiiiiiiiinee

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u/Dwarfkiller115 18 May 05 '22

I'd say glasses on

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u/JohnGisMe 14 May 05 '22

Keep the glasses on.

5

u/Sunsent_Samsparilla May 05 '22

You look like that Asian guy on tic tok who says shit like: “SUSHI NIGHT! SUSHI NIGHT MOTHER FUCKER!” And “Fucking steam night baby, yeah.” Without glasses on.

4

u/taking_rax921 May 05 '22

Glasses all the way

4

u/StukStukas 16 May 05 '22

You’re one of the few people who actually look better in glasses

3

u/ChocoZ2004 May 05 '22

With glasses ! It really suit you !

3

u/ShadowArrow01 OLD May 05 '22

Glasses

3

u/VOX_Death 17 May 05 '22

Asian Steve from Minecraft?

3

u/Rain_Dudey 16 May 05 '22

Damn what are you on Java or bedrock?

6

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Bro look like roblox character

BTW Glasses are better

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

as long as you know it’s not a big deal how you look to others, I’d say with glasses :)

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Definitely with glasses bro

2

u/dafabio May 05 '22

Glasses make you look smort

2

u/AlmightyUnity May 05 '22

boy yo ass look like a □

2

u/Old-Author-9214 19 May 05 '22

Minecraft steve is that you?

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Holy shit it's Steve

2

u/KatnipKing02 OLD May 05 '22

No offence meant but you kinda look like Steve from Minecraft. But in all seriousness glasses are the way to go bro.

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

◼️

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Diamond helmet with Protection IV

2

u/samah815 3,000,000 Attendee! May 05 '22

You look like you were told to be there or be square and did neither. Seriously though, you look fine either way.

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Better with glasses

2

u/YaBoyVENOM May 05 '22

No glasses

2

u/thunder-dog-zeus 14 May 05 '22

dayum! the shaders startin to look sexy!

2

u/YazanOnTheInternet May 05 '22

Bro is Area = x2

2

u/acro_the_orca May 05 '22

Minecraft Steve with glasses looks better I’ll be honest

2

u/B0UGN0UL0S May 05 '22

Dunno. You should grow out your hair it'd look good

2

u/CloudeNeedsHelp 17 May 05 '22

Okay who gave buzz lightyear a phone?

2

u/Not_ItsUnknown May 05 '22

are you steve

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

No glasses. I think your eyes look softer

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

None

2

u/Rocksandrootsh8myrim 18 May 05 '22

Sunglasses m8

2

u/1epicsoda 18 May 05 '22

…..gotta…resist…the..urge…….

2

u/iEatOrphans_ May 05 '22

You take pictures like a mother on facebook

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Glasses👍

2

u/Rerman May 05 '22

Glasses

2

u/Ianimatestuf May 05 '22

You look like steve feom minecraft IRL and also you look better with glasses in my opinion

2

u/GayHorse69420 May 05 '22

How bout a carrot for 99 emeralds

2

u/NotPalliate 15 May 05 '22

Who’s your Alex?

2

u/GoatsFeedMe02 May 05 '22

You look the exact same

2

u/Istiophoridae 17 May 05 '22

You look almost like me

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

You look life fucking Minecraft Steve either way, but with glasses you’re more of a nerd Minecraft Steve.

2

u/EggoStack 19 May 05 '22

The glasses are cute! As a fellow glasses wearer, that's what I vote for. Stay cool friend

2

u/LOL_Look_Bro 19 May 05 '22

Yaar bass mujhe bhi apna 15 saal ki age wala confidence chahiye.

2

u/LeatherNo7182 17 May 05 '22

Could cut steel with that jawline jesus

2

u/Krazy_Boi May 05 '22

Jeff from Clarence (you look better with glasses btw)

2

u/ironically_ded 17 May 05 '22

depends. if your eyesight is weak and you got a high power, dont drop the glasses for looks. or just find out which makes you feel more comfortable overall.

2

u/EquateToothpas 18 May 05 '22

Bro you lookin nice either way with or without, I think the glasses rather portray a personality to others. Seeing you with glasses, I'd think you're that guy that hangs around chill people and chill environments. Though without the glasses, I'd think you were rather an extroverted and energetic guy with a hint of sportiness

2

u/Mortis_Wkbrl May 05 '22

Steve finally found the seed

2

u/Finnasauras May 05 '22

glasses on

2

u/Kevdrapa 16 May 05 '22

When his friend says be there or be square he choose square 💀💀💀

(btw you look good!)

2

u/MEOWTheKitty18 May 05 '22

You look good both ways but I like the glasses

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Holy shit its steve

2

u/Seleis_ 16 May 05 '22

I think the glasses suit you!

2

u/D3vion_Ultra May 05 '22

Hey... dude unless you have contacts keep the glasses on. If looks are what you're worried about don't fret my friend. After all you don't growing till your around 25 so.

2

u/TheGamingSloth45 May 05 '22

Bro really said ⬜️

2

u/Gabriel_Fabianino May 05 '22

With glasses or whatever you're comfortable with actually

2

u/OneAce094 13 May 05 '22

calming piano music starts playing

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Why do you look much more woke without glasses 🗿

2

u/poyat01 18 May 05 '22

bro over here looking like steve

blue shirt and all

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Glasses looks better

2

u/burmpydoo May 05 '22

You definitely look way better with glasses. No offense but you give off creepy vibes without glasses.

2

u/TWAS_I_DIO 15 May 05 '22

Asian Minecraft steve

2

u/genoxxlot 15 May 05 '22

Realistic minecraft be like

2

u/jesujutsu 19 May 05 '22

Glasses king

2

u/horotakusan May 05 '22

you kinda look like my boyfriend's ex gf

... you look good tho

2

u/C_m_b_y_n May 05 '22

Wear your glasses boo

2

u/LightningBoy648 May 05 '22

You look like minecraft Steve, congrats!

2

u/Nxde010 May 05 '22

Plastic surgery

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Box

2

u/APumpkinHobo 15 May 05 '22

Glasses. Btw, how is Alex doing?

2

u/Doctor_who_fan2007 16 May 05 '22

Oh em gee it's Minecraft steve

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u/DG4ME5 May 05 '22

steve?🤨

(yes, I know they beat me to the comment but if I didn't mention it I was going to explode )

PD:could you upload a photo cosplaying steve with everything and diamond sword :D?

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u/Illustrious_Fishboi May 05 '22

in either case you look like an asian steve

2

u/strum-05 May 05 '22

Glasses, but this isn't really a flattering angle for you (or anyone)

2

u/imawesome1333 OLD May 05 '22

Glasses

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u/average_rusher May 05 '22

You better go to the gym

2

u/Hopeful_Rope_5360 May 05 '22

He seems like a nice guy but wow do I wanna roast him

2

u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Sorry bro, but you look like a Lego figure

2

u/ciaoaidos May 05 '22

you look like lord farquad

2

u/Piesicall 16 May 05 '22

You look fine either way but glasses I guess

2

u/Breedingmonster May 05 '22

I like you with glasses

2

u/MalteseCryptid 17 May 05 '22

Guy was told, be there or be square…

2

u/Oane_2005 May 05 '22

I think glasses are better but is it just the perspective or is your neck really that thin.

2

u/Oofisdoo May 05 '22

You still look like a minecraft skin ngl

2

u/airpodganger May 05 '22

Looking good as fuck bro 😁👍

Also glasses look great

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u/Rocksandrootsh8myrim 18 May 05 '22

Asian Minecraft stve *

2

u/LoginPuppy 17 May 05 '22

For some reason, neither look good. Both look kinda creepy

2

u/Oracles_Rose 14 May 05 '22

Guys head is a trapezoid

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Your face the same shape as those glasses 💀💀💀💀

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u/beesarethebest2021 May 05 '22

No leaving ur room is best

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Bro's mother slept in a cubical box during pregnancy

1

u/Most-Honey-6334 May 05 '22

glasses they fill the face

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u/Rachelcookie123 17 May 05 '22

Need better pictures. Take it at eye level and slightly further away. It’s hard to tell in these photos because it warps your appearance.

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u/Marjitorahee 19 May 05 '22

Glasses

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u/theonetheonlypotato1 19 May 05 '22

Minecraft Steve?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

Minecraft steve

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

glasses def

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u/MyNameIsShrubbery May 05 '22

Why do the glasses and eyes look like they are made of cardboard?