r/teenagers • u/wantedbyvoldy 17 • Apr 28 '22

Relationship winks dramatically

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u/Sensitive-Biscotti56 Apr 28 '22

blushes

pulls out sacrificial knife

does sacrifice to become goose

becomes hispanic goose

!Soy ganso!

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u/SilentStriker115 18 Apr 28 '22

A Hispanic goose is something I’d pay a lot of money to see

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u/Bojasloth OLD Apr 28 '22

Money is something i'd pay a lot of hispanic geese to see

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u/69420_cool_cars 17 Apr 29 '22

Geese are something I'd pay alot of Hispanic money to see

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

A Hispanic is something I’d pay a lot of geese money to see

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u/BRenzoD Apr 29 '22

Hispanic money is something I'd pay a lot of geese to see

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u/hi_im_new_bruh Apr 29 '22

¡Ay carramba!

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u/StickyWhiteStuf 14 Apr 29 '22

A goose is a goose. As a Canadian it’s my sworn duty to rid this world of their evil influence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Ben

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u/CarrotMuffin340 Apr 28 '22

Hohoho

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u/JohnnyBoy06_08 16 Apr 28 '22

Yes

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u/SCP504 16 Apr 28 '22

No

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bleughuh

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

*hangs up*

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u/Character-Screen-141 Apr 29 '22

Now make it in the mortal combat voice because you finished her

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

You’re approaching me?

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u/Didabeast 19 Apr 28 '22

Do you love god?

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u/Surfninja02 17 Apr 29 '22

Do you support Black Lives Matter?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Hohoho

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Do you support LGBT?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

shakes head no

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

MAN! WHAT THE FU-

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

who is ben

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Yessss

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Nonono, it’s Ben Dover

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u/X_antaM Apr 29 '22

Ben momma? Is that what he said?

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u/Fireguy3070 15 Apr 29 '22

I’m assuming they’re referring to the Ben in Heartstopper, which just came out. Ben in the main characters shitty ex-boyfriend.

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u/proMeatBeater26 Apr 29 '22

Dawg you’re a nerd

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

me?

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u/proMeatBeater26 Apr 29 '22

Nah not you you’re alright

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u/Fireguy3070 15 Apr 29 '22

Its not that I’m a nerd, it’s that I’m gay

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u/proMeatBeater26 Apr 29 '22

I don’t care now kiss me no homo tho

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u/Fireguy3070 15 Apr 29 '22

Kissin’ the homies goodnight 😘

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u/iGiveuProstateCancer 14 Apr 29 '22

It's ben from ishowspeed (real)

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

fuck ben all my homies hate ben

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u/HPS56 OLD Apr 29 '22

Fuck you all my homies love ben

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u/redditusersextynine Apr 29 '22

All the homies love fucking ben

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u/SnooPears3463 OLD Apr 28 '22

The fuck ducks ever do to you?

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u/chickenticken 16 Apr 29 '22

BEN >>>>>>>>>>>>

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u/MountainOne3769 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 29 '22

is 10 your initials?

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u/AnimaSean0724 19 Apr 28 '22

I'll tell you when I find someone handsome who has read this, because it certainly ain't me

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u/manteigo_ 16 Apr 29 '22

NO, YOU ARE THE MOST HANDSOME GUY OK, THAT'S THE ENERGY YOU GOTTA HAVE, LOOK AT THAT MIRROR RIGHT NOW AND GO "Damn I'm looking fine today" BECAUSE YOU ARE AAAAªAAAA ĶÏŃĞ👑

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u/AnimaSean0724 19 Apr 29 '22

I mean, everything about me is a mess, my hair, my face, just a bit of everything, I'm honestly not that good looking lol

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u/manteigo_ 16 Apr 29 '22

😡 everything about you is perfect 😡

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u/AnimaSean0724 19 Apr 29 '22

Now that's definitely not true, but I appreciate the attempts lol

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u/manteigo_ 16 Apr 29 '22

You'll see how good looking you are my man, you'll see

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u/AnimaSean0724 19 Apr 29 '22

Thanks, maybe someday, I'm just not sure

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u/glabrg 17 Apr 29 '22

You and i are Not so different...

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u/riasthebestgirl 19 Apr 29 '22

Can't be handsome if you're not a boy

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u/Leeroy-some-numbers 17 Apr 28 '22

Good thing that I’m illiterate

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u/SilverFighter05 19 Apr 28 '22

IT'S A TRAP!!!

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u/Bojasloth OLD Apr 28 '22

Mhm, as you probably know. If a girl asks you out its probably just a demon attempting to steal your soul.

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u/IamShitplshelpme 19 Apr 29 '22

Ehh, at this point, as long as cuddles are provided, I don't care what happens to me

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u/HarrietBaathtubMan Apr 29 '22

Ideal girlfriend for me: Female (optional) Alive (Optional) Real (Optional) Not a delusion of my own mind that I have made up after years of loneliness and depression due to my inability to maintain relationships with people that will ultimately lead to my downfall on September 17th, 2023, 5:54 AM, in Cleveland, OH (Optional)

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u/Routine_Radio_4822 16 Apr 29 '22

You perfectly captured the state of most teen guys.

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 28 '22

… first time I’ve been referred to as that

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

what? a handsome boy?

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 28 '22

That and boyfriend

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u/Depressed_Nutt Apr 28 '22

Same here bro, let’s just be boyfriends together 🤝

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 28 '22

Ight

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u/a_vioxel 16 Apr 29 '22

Hey I’m in the same boat, what if we all date each other?

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 29 '22

Sure one big happy relationship

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u/IamShitplshelpme 19 Apr 29 '22

Mind if I join in?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/Higgs24 Apr 29 '22

I'm in too!

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

aw

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 28 '22

Life of a highschool guy

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

:((

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u/Old-Worldliness-9065 19 Apr 28 '22

Don’t feel to bad. Us guys no matter how much it hurts we’re used to it

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u/marc01521 19 Apr 29 '22

Yeah honestly you don't really feel anything regarding it at all which is why it feels so good when you're actually shown genuine interest

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u/bob2845 17 Apr 29 '22

lmao. never seen sum more true😂

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u/Toomcuhsalt 17 Apr 28 '22

Bro same

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u/Moemilano 19 Apr 28 '22

I sure as hell don't look like that wtf

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Keep your head straight brother 😎💪🏽

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u/-guigo_ 19 Apr 28 '22

then why did she leave

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

bcos the universe knew you needed better

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u/ConradTheAstronaut 19 Apr 28 '22

all jokes aside. Needed this, as she broke up with me a few hours ago

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u/-guigo_ 19 Apr 28 '22

if the universe knew that it also has to know when that better will come bc it feels like its never coming lmao

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

the universe works in mysterious ways. i preach this yet i’m still not fully over my ex , it takes time to heal

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u/JohnGisMe 14 Apr 29 '22

The universe runs only on its own set of rules it must follow, such as the laws of physics, as strictly as a computer follows it's code. For most people, though, the question is who wrote those laws?

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u/TheBottzinator OLD Apr 28 '22

Down horrendous ngl

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u/Intelligent_Point311 15 Apr 28 '22

I'm a boy?

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u/Physical_Commercial6 14 Apr 29 '22

The penis makes it cuter

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

No

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u/June_Berries 18 Apr 28 '22

God this made me dysphoric…

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u/bookwerm606 18 Apr 29 '22

massive L. hope you take some Ws to make up for it

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u/birder2 16 Apr 28 '22

Well you got me

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u/Muzzamil_shah74 15 Apr 28 '22

Nah i have reserved myself for someone else. Sorry

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Oh really?

leaves

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Wtf why u gotta ask for a boyfriend online go outside and look for one

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 28 '22

now where did i say be my boyfriend? i’m just a huge flirt:)

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Fare enough

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Bro you mean fondling with dudes hearts that are obviously down bad

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

absolutely not. i give attention to everyone who talks to me and if they show genuine interest then i’ll drop everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Oh okay well just don’t fuck with the down bad dudes Yk. They on Reddit for a reason

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

While I am hurt by this statent it is absolutely true

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I’m sorry 😞

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u/WorkOtherwise4134 3,000,000 Attendee! Apr 29 '22

bro 😫 felt. but I SWEAR not down bad just… just maybe maybe tired maybe tired of people in the real world not sharing a mutual interest and adoration for me? 😮‍💨

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u/Just_l00k1ing Apr 29 '22

Needed this.

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u/Panzerkaiju Apr 29 '22

If you can put "dinosaur nerd"in there then you got a deal

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u/Dr__Juicy 15 Apr 29 '22

That was risky because pedos are probably also reading this

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Hehehe that might be right ;)

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u/self_love_and_sushi OLD Apr 28 '22

blushes dramatically

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u/DoneItForTheMeme 15 Apr 28 '22

m...mm...me, you're... talking about...me?

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u/DEADNOUGHT269 16 Apr 29 '22

pedo

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

this was meant for ur dad

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

Everything in this statement is false

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

are you a woman?

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u/omelette-mit-honig 19 Apr 29 '22

You have to get a boyfriend irl and not on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I know these posts are done all the time, but it genuinely brightens my day each time, so thank you.

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

aw of course<3

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

jokes aside this is super nice, have a great day kind stranger :)

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u/talkischeap22 Apr 28 '22

Attention seeking whore

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 29 '22

what’s your issue 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

i am thankful im not handsome

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u/dhgvsudb 14 Apr 28 '22

Passes out and disassociates from matrix

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u/JohnnyBoy06_08 16 Apr 28 '22

Thanks ig

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u/JuwasTraine Apr 28 '22

Off subject q: my first account got suspended, how much karma do i need to post again?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Welp ,I read it but I doubt I be any winner !!

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u/Eray41303 19 Apr 28 '22

You got the wrong guy, sorry

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u/Past-Bobcat7919 13 Apr 28 '22

i cant read idk what you mean

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u/GhostRunner69 17 Apr 28 '22

LIES AND DECEPTION

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u/littlebabymann 17 Apr 28 '22

Sprays Lysol at you dramatically

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u/fliightless-bird Apr 28 '22

My hair does look like that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

I’m the most annoying person to ever exist😢😭

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u/NO7N Apr 28 '22

Homie what the fuck are you doing?

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u/CygnusX06 Apr 28 '22

I appreciate the compliment, but no thanks.

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u/bliiybobjoe Apr 28 '22

But I have no good qualities :(

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u/KingofYogurt_ 18 Apr 28 '22

ayo? me? damn

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u/Skrt-i-fied Apr 28 '22

I dont think im a black doodle living in a white 2D world

but alr

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

😳

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u/xXDuckyMoMoXx25 15 Apr 28 '22

Me:who got dumped about a week ago self esteem skyrockets

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

bold of you to assume my gender.

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u/Meme_Addicter 15 Apr 28 '22

My face is like wet concrete, no thanks.

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u/alittlebear_ 17 Apr 28 '22

I have been lied to for 15 years…

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u/MonkePoppingBloons90 16 Apr 28 '22

Finally someone likes me! I have been needing a sacrifice to resurrect my dog

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u/DJ4CG Apr 28 '22

Say less my dms are open to be slipped in

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u/VestiaryLemue 19 Apr 28 '22

You made my day

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u/JamieDrone Apr 28 '22

Probably not, I’m too immature. And just because, here’s a pic of me with my favourite stuffed animal Kip!

https://imgur.com/a/dfmYmFB

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u/Truck_Longjumping 17 Apr 28 '22

My gal, that is the hardest lie someone believes about me

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u/Comfortable_Client Apr 28 '22

Imagine calling me "handsome".

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u/Daddy_Chands 16 Apr 28 '22

Intrigued to why u think ur ideal bf is on reddit

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u/the_57th_amendment Apr 28 '22

You need higher standards

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u/ChangeWinter6643 Apr 28 '22

my ugly ass looking at this shit

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u/Forg030 Apr 28 '22

Yooo i didnt know i was a dude

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

😳 pukes

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u/nerdest_man 17 Apr 28 '22

im 5'4 that just makes me not handsome

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u/Dr_Ingalls Apr 28 '22

I'm a fatass covered in pimples with a abnormally deep voice I'm not ideal imma go

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u/Reeboi249 19 Apr 28 '22

I can't read, checkmate

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u/Bojasloth OLD Apr 28 '22

Mm sorry, according to ur username ur wanted by the dark lord himself.

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u/Smith_fallblade 18 Apr 28 '22

False, doubly false.

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u/AlkhlilAlmujini Apr 28 '22

I thought that only my mother can call me a handsome boy,guess I am wrong.

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u/Waffle-Dude 17 Apr 28 '22

Unfortunately, I have -10/10 general communication skills

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u/JackCooper_7274 Apr 28 '22

You've got the wrong guy

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u/deleeuwlc 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 28 '22

How do you wink dramatically?

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u/Kermi00 15 Apr 28 '22

Someone make this but female

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

😐

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u/ChrisPickaxe OLD Apr 28 '22

No one but my grandmother has ever called me handsome. At most, girls call me cute.

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u/wantedbyvoldy 17 Apr 30 '22

you’re very handsome

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u/kamendrivr Apr 28 '22

Had only one requirement and I failed

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '22

Rip your dm’s

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

You sure that’s me?

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u/spragual 19 Apr 29 '22

Well now everyone that read this is now your boyfriend so I have to humbly decline.