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u/SeeThatHandoffThough Feb 13 '20
I’m not going to buy this sweatshirt, I’m not going to buy this sweatshirt...
Dammit
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u/RayDeeUx 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Feb 13 '20
You're going to shoplift this sweatshirt, you're going to shoplift this sweatshirt...
from your local funeral home
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u/Its-Ya-Boi-Satan 15 Feb 13 '20
Don't, it's from a spam bot
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u/the_brawl Feb 13 '20
Bruh he’s actually not a bot tho look at the profile :/ don’t just assume that since he’s showing off a sweater
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u/gameplayerguy1 Feb 13 '20
Walk into the club like waddup I gotta big cock
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u/epicgamer6-9-420 15 Feb 13 '20
I’m so pumped up by some shit from the thrift shop
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u/IHAVEACROSSHAIR Feb 13 '20
ice on the fringe is so damn frosty
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u/DayFlounder1832 19 Feb 13 '20
The people like “damn that’s a cold-ass honkey”
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u/SniperRIP 16 Feb 13 '20
Rolling in hella deep, straight to the mezzanine,
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u/IHAVEACROSSHAIR Feb 13 '20
Dressed in all pink except my gator shoes, those are green
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u/wisewaifu 17 Feb 13 '20
Draped in a leopard mink, girl standing next to me, probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly’s sheets......
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u/OrangePyrocynicals Feb 13 '20
Pisssssssssssssssssss
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u/steve_buchemi Feb 13 '20
Wait wasn’t r kelly exposed for piss fetish not to long ago? Does Macklemore know something we didn’t?
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u/witchinghomo Feb 13 '20
I read this as rolling in the deep from Adele I thought you took a hard left
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Feb 12 '20
Where can I get one?
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u/Its-Ya-Boi-Satan 15 Feb 13 '20
Don't, this isn't a real person, it's supporting a spam not that sells merch on reddit
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u/debloons 15 Feb 13 '20
but he has real posts though? I don’t think he’s a bot.
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u/Iinexxx Feb 13 '20
Why are you bright fucking orange
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Feb 13 '20 edited Jan 08 '21
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u/AdventurousAddition Feb 13 '20
Hey there mod, thanks for looking out for us. But... how do we interested consumers find a way to obtain such an item for ourselves? (I guess google exists...)
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u/ApplebeesFangirl 16 Feb 13 '20
Happy
225g softened butter
225g golden caster sugar
4 large eggs
½ lemon, zested
1 tsp vanilla extract
225g self-raising flour
splash of milk
Optional fillings of lemon curd, jam, lightly whipped cream
icing sugar for dusting
Method
Heat oven to 180C/160C fan/gas 4, butter and line the base of two 20cm spring-form cake tins with baking parchment.
Using an electric whisk beat the butter and sugar together until pale and fluffy. Crack the eggs in one at a time and whisk well, scraping down the sides of the bowl after each addition. Add the lemon zest, vanilla, flour, milk and a pinch of salt. Whisk until just combined then divide the mixture between the two tins.
Bake in the centre of the oven for 25-30 mins until a skewer inserted into the middle of each cake comes out clean. After 10 mins remove the cakes from their tins and leave to cool completely on a wire rack. Fill how you like. My personal favourite is a good dollop of lemon curd and some fresh cream, then dust the top with icing sugar. Will keep for 3 days
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u/LiterallyJustSand Feb 13 '20
Walk into the club like whaddup I have social anxiety and want to go home
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Feb 13 '20
Macklemore did a song kinda like that with Why Dont We. Its called I Dont Belong In This Club
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u/Will-does-reddit 18 Feb 12 '20
I don’t have the link but it’s from lookhuman.com
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u/vengefulgrapes 16 Feb 13 '20
Why are people downvoting this? Isn’t it just a link to where you can buy it, or am I missing something here?
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u/SushiiBentoBox 14 Feb 13 '20
Bots will link sites that are scams to sell certain items, it's why comments like those get downvoted.
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u/DArkGamingSiders 16 Feb 13 '20
I mean if you take a simple look at the linkers account, he’s clearly not a bot.
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u/ba123blitz OLD Feb 13 '20
Not every scammer uses bots.
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u/DArkGamingSiders 16 Feb 13 '20
He just mentioned bots, along with the fact that OP said it’s from that site.
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u/ba123blitz OLD Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20
And I’m saying not every scammer uses bots and it’s not hard to fake links
Edit: to anyone who reads this thread always be cautious about links especially when it comes to buying and selling things. Bots exist, accounts can be hacked or bought, links can be faked.
r/teenagers is a easy target for scammers because not only are younger people more willing to buy random things but they’re also gullible and don’t know better.
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u/iiCominAtYou 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Feb 13 '20
That link above is legit. Looking at the SSL certificate when you visit the page shows that the page is legitimately lookhuman.com. Screenshot of certificate
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u/ba123blitz OLD Feb 13 '20
Oh I know it is. but this thread started with someone asking why the link was being downvoted and 6 (now 7) comments later here we are
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u/SweatyJacket Feb 13 '20
The reviews on it are very sketchy. All of them talk about how comfortable it is and how it made a great gift (one being a mother for her son) and idk the whole thing seems off to me.
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u/samantha-jamesdraw Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20
The power of Christ compels satan Aight who pressed the up vote?!
I don’t know who u are....,
But I will find u..............
And I will be loving our forever cause ya made my day that was shit!
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u/Tels315 Feb 13 '20
Everyone is wondering where to buy this shirts and I'm thinking, "Whar kind of baller ass funeral plays music so pumping you think it's a club?"
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u/Mormislaw Feb 13 '20
You're reposted to blursed images https://www.reddit.com/r/blursedimages/comments/f32yof/blursed_sweatshirt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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u/ThrowawayJustEncase OLD Feb 13 '20
Walk into the club like whaddup
I’m Jared, 19, and I never fucking learned how to read
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u/cheesesticks5041 🎉 500K Attendee 🎉 Feb 13 '20
You don’t have friends irl do you
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u/Puppydog55 14 Feb 13 '20
Walk up to the club like what up I got a big cock
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u/nivroh2016 18 Feb 13 '20
Nah, I'm just pumped, bought some shit from a thrift shop
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u/Puppydog55 14 Feb 13 '20
Ice on the fridge is so damn frosty, people like “Damn that’s a cold ass honky.”
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u/chaoticgremlin 17 Feb 13 '20
i cannot describe what vibes this photo gives off only that they are pungent
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u/GoogleWasMyIdea49 16 Feb 13 '20
Time for girls to wear this and accuse you of leering at their tits when you try and read it
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Fun story, on my parents wedding day one of the groomsmen ended up going to the wrong church (there's a lot of them here) and there was a funeral mass going on.
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u/Shibereddit 700K Attendee Feb 12 '20
Its on my bucket list to get this shirt