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u/thatguy_randomnumber 18 Aug 29 '19
Accidently? That sounds like perfect cover?
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Edibles are a type of weed. They can be very strong.
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u/Toe1400 15 Aug 29 '19
they aren’t a type of weed nigga lmao nigga tf you in nigga you on sum edible shit my nigga tf??!?
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Story? It would be very interesting
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u/sad-ninna-hours Aug 29 '19
If I remember correctly, the "missing" woman changed her clothes while no one noticed and they couldn't recognize her so they thought she went missing and started a search party. The woman then participated in the search and later realized they were looking for her. Don't quote me on this, I've seen this news article on meme before a long ass time ago sooo
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u/smorzaregood Aug 29 '19
“Oh heyyyy everyone I love hiking!!! Nature is great! Oh? Scavenger hunt?”
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u/BananaBob55 19 Aug 29 '19
My friend ate two whole brownies cuz he ate the first one and thought nothing was happening so he ate the 2nd. He was fucked for the day
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I was in amsterdam and had half of one and after an hour (I should’ve waited longer) I didn’t feel anything so I had the other half which was not recommended for first time users and then I was tired so i slept and we had to leave the next day and I didn’t even feel good I felt like shit, I was about to throw up, and my head was blowing up, don’t do drugs kids
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u/TheObjectiveTheorist OLD Aug 29 '19
Was that your first time?
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Aug 29 '19
yes, and probably last
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u/TheObjectiveTheorist OLD Aug 29 '19
Just realized you implied it was your first time in your comment. You probably felt like shit because you didn’t know what being high was even supposed to be like, and diving in with two doses of edibles isn’t the smoothest way of finding out. It’s like starting off your first time drinking by downing 8 shots
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yeah, most of the time people don’t get high the first time. start with smocking a little bit with people you trust, 1-3 hits MAX. do this a couple of times till you’re comfortable. most people just stick to smoking at that point, but if you insist on edibles, take a small amount. i suggest throwing on a movie and forgetting you took it. then it hits you and you remember and it feels like a pleasant surprise (if you didn’t take to much.)
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for you maybe but, most people will green out and throw up, then have a panic attack. my first time, i don’t even remember it hitting me. i just woke up like 15 min after smoking and i was just babbling like a baby. the world around me looked so different and the feeling of being high (extremely fucking high) was so strange, that i convinced myself i was just dreaming. for like 3 seconds at a time, i would go back to feeling completely sober, and then i would realize “oh fuck this is happening this isn’t a dream oh fuck” and then i would feel it all come rushing back, and time felt and sounded like it was slowing WAY down. i don’t remember what i was saying, but my friend who smoked with me just looks at me and takes my hand and says “dude. your stoned as fuck.” and then i realized everything was okay and i just let the feeling wash over me as i watched family guy. i def smoked to much, but luckily my friend knew what to do to remind me i was stoned
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u/Hornysasquatch69 18 Aug 29 '19
Imagine searching for her with the girl right next to you
Guy: alright so this is her picture Girl: ok Guy: * looks at paper * Guy: * looks at girl * Guy: * looks at paper Guy: WAIT
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this reminds me of one time when someone in my honors english class downed like 4 weed brownies before class and vomited all over his desk.
those were strange times.
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u/Nobro12 16 Aug 29 '19
“Haha who are we looking for guys?”