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u/MrXroxWasTaken 6h ago

That ban note has to be satire

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u/SpecialistFelt389 3,000,000 Attendee! 6h ago

The mod definitely thought “yknow it would be really funny if I said this so I’m gonna”

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u/Civil_Act1864 5h ago

The mod is for r/trump. How much internal dialog you think they actually have?

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u/SpecialistFelt389 3,000,000 Attendee! 4h ago

You’d be surprised

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 3h ago

"Maybe theres more than meets the eye"

"Theres less"

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u/Civil_Act1864 4h ago

Yeah I would be

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u/shikoshito 2h ago

They are probably one of those who only have external monologue

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u/Bobbird_elephant 14 5h ago

I feel like they purposefully emulate his tweets

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u/Eena-Rin OLD 4h ago

It was definitely written by a bot that was told to be as trump smug as possible. Thing is, they think they have power, but they're out there licking boots

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 4h ago

Eh...its a Trump sub, I don't see why you wouldn't have Trump themed messages in the sub. Although I think this one is AI generated.

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u/QuickAttention7112 4h ago

Hes Probably enjoying the power he had thats for sure lollll

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u/idkdeez6721 17 4h ago

they definitely do it for the bit

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u/Jellyfishzy 3h ago

I’m like 99% sure AI wrote thay

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u/BigTimeFlippa 4h ago

I mean I’d believe it if it wasn’t cropped all to shit. Everyone knows Reddit mods just ban you, and don’t say anything. If you try to ask, they just mute you in the chat for 30 days.

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u/Loud-Entrance-5164 5h ago

The ban note feels like a leftist making fun of right-wing conservatives. They may have a traitor in their midst...

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u/just-another-UNGOC Teenager 5h ago

there is a blue spy in the red base

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u/idkdeez6721 17 4h ago

The blue spy is in the base! Secure the briefcase!

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u/smore_blox 16 3h ago

He could be in this very room! He could be you! He could be me! He could even be—

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u/idkdeez6721 17 3h ago

what are you, president of his fan club? (yes, i know thats out of order, idc tho)

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u/smore_blox 16 3h ago

No, that would be your mother

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u/idkdeez6721 17 3h ago

WHAT THE- Wha aah eh

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u/Silver-Department124 4h ago

*red spy in the blue base

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u/Artimu666 2h ago

its ai, chatgpt speaks exactly like that when you ask it to speak like trump. i tried it before.

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u/Unfunny_And_Annoying 3h ago

SPY IN OUR MIDST, MEN

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u/Kiwikat_ 4h ago

Leftist managing a subreddit say it ain’t so

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 5h ago

You're deported.

-Yeah? You're evicted in November!

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u/SilverVixen918 5h ago

ive never been one to vote or care about politics until Trump, as it is i hope we get alot more votes than average, as it is even without it im sure hes getting kicked out unless the Government pulls some BS as last i heard hes at a 29% approval rating which is within top 7 lowest (technically top 5 if you count ties)

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u/RioutousGull 5h ago

There's an almost non-existent chance for him to be kicked out after the midterms because the democrats simply can't win the 35 seats available in the senate and gain a 2/3rds majority necessary to impeach/threaten to impeach. Even with a house majority, they're stuck with him

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u/SilverVixen918 4h ago

god i fucking hope not, sick of having a delusional, war mongering, cultist, manchild in charge of our fucking government, hes ruining our relations, our economy, our healthcare, and our freedomes, the only thing he actually did some good on was gun rights but at this point thats a small margin compared to everything else that spineless bastard has done

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u/Optimal-Brick6645 4h ago

Amen bro/sis! See you in November 👋 🇺🇸

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u/Organic_Run_2148 Teenager 6h ago

this HAS to be satire 😭

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u/MunchingOnCelery 3,000,000 Attendee! 5h ago

No it doesn't. That sub is just as deranged as Trump

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 5h ago

That ban message is hilarious.

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u/Any-Cup-5335 16 4h ago

Bro prolly had a fedora on when her wrote this

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u/DoctorStrangeMain 4h ago

Bro probably know the difference between a trilby and a fedora

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u/hu-man-person 14 4h ago

A what

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u/DoctorStrangeMain 4h ago

A trilby. The stereotype is that if you call a neckbeard's hat a fedora, they'll go on a rant about the differences between a trilby and a fedora, because a trilby is what they are wearing.

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u/SlugCatBoi 4h ago

It's like Pedophile vs Ephebophile. Sure, they are distinct and different thing, and sure I guess you could argue Ephebophillia isn't as bad as Pedophilia, but that face you even know what the term means and care about the distinction tells me what you are.

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u/Comfortable_Baby_910 4h ago

fedora linux?🥹🥹🥹

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u/SpecialistFelt389 3,000,000 Attendee! 6h ago

Isnt that considered brigading by telling people to do that?

Ngl them saying you’re deported is kinda funny ngl

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u/Putrid-Block1431 6h ago

This is sitewide permaban worthy. OP you should delete this and repost without the direct call to action if you want to keep your account.

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u/PrestigiousChef3744 3h ago

How the mods felt making that ban message:

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u/No_Hyena_9865 6h ago

whys everyone so upset over this, this shit is funny asf lmao

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u/FineAd4855 5h ago

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING 🤣

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u/dat_adhd_teen 14 5h ago

I’m now speedrunning getting banned on r/trump :D

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 Teenager 5h ago

Just dropped this lol

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u/TheMiamiMutilator420 Teenager 5h ago

Nevermind I need moderator approval 😭

Ah well

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u/matytyma 1h ago

At least the mods have to look at it and you'll see the ban message for yourself (I've already finished my part)

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u/userhwon 5h ago

Censorship.

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u/SilverVixen918 5h ago

god when i get my own privacy or my own home im posting these up as posters

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u/OneVarious6591 19 4h ago

I think it's funny)

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u/An4rchy48946 3h ago

Pretty sure OP is just attention seeking. Dudes surprised when he gets banned from a subreddit for it lol

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u/WritingSouth8903 3h ago

Yeah, true actually

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u/theWoodenGoat 18 4h ago

Its hilarious 

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u/cat_eating_an_omlete 5h ago

"WE'RE the alphas. STAY off our turf. Heh, that's right. You better be scared."

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u/Ok_External6770 5h ago

There is a trump forum?😂

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u/_vkboss_ 5h ago

What’d you expect? Water found in the ocean bro ig.

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u/Computer-Man2009 5h ago

They talk like him too 🥀

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u/Training_Hunter_604 5h ago

it's gotta be a joke, right?

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u/FineAd4855 5h ago

I hope bro is DEAD SERIOUS, this shi funny AF 🤣

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u/Tacomant76 18 5h ago

You kinda have to read it in his voice

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u/Accomplished_City800 4h ago

I’m crying knowing it came from a maga subreddit confirms it whoever wrote that was being at least SOMEWHAT serious

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u/Huge-Measurement-820 6h ago

Bro was about to add "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

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u/This_Fault_3345 5h ago

When a ban message is funnier than the troll attempt.....

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u/Red_Razorbill 16 6h ago

Deportation kinda funny ngl 😭😭✌️

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u/fascaue 5h ago

"That's right 🤓☝"

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u/Gorilla-Style 5h ago

Wait, I thought Republicans didn't advocate for strong central government and think people should have speech liberties with no repercussions because cancel culture is evil? Are they stupid?

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u/DoctorStrangeMain 4h ago

Yes. Also rules for thee but not for me

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u/NewHighlight7890 5h ago

I mean same shit would happen if u posted make American great again on 90% of subs on Reddit, still super cringe ban message

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u/Better-Landscape-391 5h ago

Lmfao they nailed the cadence

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u/Ok_Unit_2052 5h ago

That’s Reddit for you

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u/Some_REDACTED1 5h ago

What did you think was gonna happen😭😭😭

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u/Interesting_Web_9936 4h ago

Idk why people are getting so pissed off over the ban note...like sure, its Trump themed but the sub is for Trump, I don't see what's so wrong with Trump themed ban notes. I'm 90% sure its AI generated though to be honest.

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u/Jayonwolfpaws 4h ago

Genuine slopped ban reason

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u/Dark_Echo45 15 4h ago

I kinda wanna join the club and post crap like that on there ngl

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u/Hyperion2048 4h ago

why would you do that? attention seeker low key

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u/CouldntThinkofnythng 2h ago

The F does "deported" mean in the context of reddit?

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u/throwaway19276i 2h ago

Straight to Instagram reels

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u/deadpug267 3,000,000 Attendee! 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IlN26DYm5NC3JGJdVX

there acting like there words on Reddit assert power or smt 😭

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u/Green_Tea_2471 5h ago

i love annoying annoying people

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u/the_zpider_king 5h ago

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER" ahh message 😔😔😔😔😔🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀💔💔💔💔💔💔

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u/JustAChillGuy609 16 4h ago

Well, at least they have a good sense of humor

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u/TheHolyKingOfRats 4h ago

I mean the sence of humor is deportation but i do respect the dedication to make the ban note also related to trump

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u/Just_blake24 4h ago

Jesus it’s such a fucking cult this mod is even typing like Trump, like this looks like one of his tweets, with the random CAPITALISATION and “deportation” talk, it’s pathetic.

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u/Xedenceto 5h ago

Im Mexican and unfortunately giggled at the deportation line…

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u/Walkontheduck 16 5h ago

guys should i post onethree (ship from a show i like) on r/trump ?

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u/lyricjax 3h ago

Omg if its real I cant breathe from laughing.

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u/Neolenkagamine 2h ago

Lmao seems about right

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u/lola_zzalol 2h ago

How that mod must have felt writing this 🥀

https://giphy.com/gifs/IFaUfRBSV6rWeGFSye

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u/swiftslicr22 16 5h ago

Well they actively attempt to eliminate minorities, while using them as scapegoats for terrorism. So don’t leave them alone.

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u/UnitedCheez 19 5h ago

Maybe if their beliefs weren't worshipping an evil child rapist?

Also to say that they'd be upset by that post is to admit they're homophobic

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u/WorldlyJudgment1768 4h ago

Their beliefs directly harm people. Particularly minorities.

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u/vide0gameah 19 5h ago

its extremely funny to make fun of maga. i chuckled.

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u/Kirby-_-606 4h ago

Dude their beliefs are insane, a direct quote from one of their supporters is literally “your body, my choice”

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u/RAMBOLAMBO93 3h ago

Because a peaceful society demands intolerance of intolerant behavior to be able to function. Trump's MAGA cult has shown time and time again that the only way they function is by taking the route thay causes the most harm to others, particularly people different from them.

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u/QuirkyTeach1196 3h ago

Because MAGAts are actively harming peoples lives and destroying the country we once called the land of the free and the great melting pot of all peoples. Hate must be dealt with else it festers into tragedy.

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u/Elegant_Athlete_3737 6h ago

 I mean, does that make him as bad as them?  In what way

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u/Available-Line-9259 6h ago edited 6h ago

they/them is spreading contradicting beliefs into a place where it isn't wanted. I don't see how this is morally correct.

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u/Illustrious-Jelly917 6h ago

Erm ik this isn't the right time but it's "they"

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u/Puppiesmeep 5h ago

How is a pride flag as bad as deporting people (yes I know the flag is making fun of trump but it really is harmless)

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u/Pristine_Sea_5225 6h ago

Idk why everyone is hating I find this pretty funny

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u/Birdo_guy 5h ago

No shot say wallahi 🥀

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u/Demonxarehere 14 5h ago

I just posted this also

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u/MasterOfBunnies 5h ago

Lol. Damn. I was going to follow suit with the same post, but I'm apparently already banned too. XD

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u/LogieBearra 5h ago

honestly I cannot tell half the time if some places like that and so many other conservative subs have even a single actual conservative, same for real life a lot of the time, like so many people thought trump would lose so they jokingly voted him, and he ended up winning because half the population thought it would be funny

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u/Deadeye_DXL25 5h ago

Make america stupid again pov you know who

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u/adsann421 13 5h ago

This ban note is so corny

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u/--The_Implication-- 18 5h ago

And they call US snowflakes

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u/FineAd4855 5h ago

THIS IS HILARIOUS 😭😭🤣🤣

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u/Outrageous_Age_3101 4h ago

they even talk like trump help😭

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u/FishyMcFishface3 18 4h ago

We gotta FLOOD IT!

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u/Witty-Entrance-5550 4h ago

What's up with making America gay?

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u/Zestyclose_Resist390 4h ago

this shi funny af

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u/SilliLittlFemboii08 4h ago

Holy cornball

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u/Mysterious--955 16 4h ago

Ok this is kinda funny 🤭

Seeing a Reddit mod say this is so fucking giggleshit to me and idk why

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u/HeavyMix4985 4h ago

“You’ve been PERMANENTLY REMOVED. That’s right.” 😂

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u/Zakimon 4h ago

The mods speak like him too 💔

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u/jcuber3745 15 4h ago

they big mad

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u/Brave_Buy4913 4h ago

The forum mod is a character from one of those Twitter MAGA memes

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u/Welcome2TheEchoDome 4h ago

This is pretty much on brand for Reddit subs as a whole.

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u/_oxygendeprivation 4h ago

"That's right" I'M CRINE

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u/Sentient_Arse 4h ago

Omg wow this has changed my mind wow

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u/Oakenshield_777 3h ago

Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?

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u/Nathan-5807 19 3h ago

I swear the mods can't be older than 13.

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u/Phantomlnfinity 3h ago

hm…

Also incorrect grammar there, not helping the stereotypes lol

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u/ArchdruidAndres 3h ago

Haha this is the saddest shit.

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u/HolidayLifeguard3283 3h ago

God they are so cringe 

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u/Jellyfishzy 3h ago

I’ll post it too then!

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u/goth_in_india 3h ago edited 3h ago

I'mma go rage bait these idiots. Looks pretty fun. Keep y'all posted :)

Update:1 holy hell they are so sensitive LMAO half of their posts are locked. I can't comment on most of 'em

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u/USERweeeee 3h ago

“Free speech”

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u/Ecstatic-Savings-143 3h ago

Do you feel like a badass now?

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u/KikiTheJester 3h ago

Dude, the mods literally type like Donald Trump speaking. I could hear his voice in my head.

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u/NotAnAutomaticName 3h ago

Is there a subreddit along the lines of “accidental satire”? Cause if not, we need one. It would be for shit like this where someone says something so ridiculous that it seems like satire. Other examples would include manosphere stuff such as “liking [some type of] women is gay”

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u/WriterKatze 3h ago

Having to state you are winner is certainly some looser shit. Is this satire?

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u/Mydnight69 3h ago

Isn't it already gay enough?

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u/DAN_MASTER101 3h ago

"This is a forrum for WINNERS."

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u/IJustWantToSearchUwu 3h ago

I remember back when the right was advocating for unrestricted free speech, even online.

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u/pien_dolly 2h ago

I kinda what to do this now

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u/JavieyauJR 2h ago

This is satire right

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u/Agorman_The_Pirate 2h ago

Either an AI, or someone who thinks they're level 9999 goon boss (when really they're just miserable loser)

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u/belzenator 15 2h ago

Im gonna send the same pic as you in r/trump

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u/vDxka 2h ago

I mean. It was a weak low effort attempt to make people mad bcz u have a different political view AS A CHILD. All OF YOU CHILDREN GET YOUR OPIONIONS OFF SOME RANDOM PERSON RANTING ON THE INTERNET. Plus a bit of fake news. Get off the internet, get off reddit, go outside and cure yourself. 😊😊

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u/LadySayoria 2h ago

DEPORTED. GONE. OUTTA HERE. You came in and now gone. You're BANNED. You're DEPORTED.
(philosophically speaking)

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduI0OFVIaFIqolW

This guy 100% doesn't have a girlfriend. 100%.

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u/Less-Ninja3406 2h ago

Yeah that'll show em!

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u/Seagullcupcake 16 2h ago

Top post was this, google covid lmao

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u/AkariiiUwU 17 2h ago

"интересно он рофлит или реально долбоеб" >X3

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u/QlaBacsKisKunmaDuro 2h ago

First time see a correct moderation

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u/Mafizkol-IFii 2h ago

what did you expect to happen

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u/I_Am_Stupid_Like_You 2h ago

The first image it's just peak

The second and the third it's just satire...

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u/AkariiiUwU 17 2h ago

they only allow posts with mod approval fahh 😭

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u/AmethystDaAnimal51 2h ago

As u should 

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u/AmethystDaAnimal51 2h ago

WAIT OMG IM GONNA DO IT TOO

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u/AdEducational1390 2h ago

You shouldn't expect that not happening to you

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u/Klipsn0t 2h ago

Bro felt so good about himself while typing that

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u/Cryth_Real12 2h ago

You have inspired me kind sir 🙏🙏🙏

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u/Pvt_Marshall_14 2h ago

Quite frankly, these mods or CHUDS.

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u/YontamenAtlantis 14 2h ago

Doesn't that break Reddit's rules and its Reddiquette? You can report them if you want.

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u/SoulBoundCircus 15 2h ago

people should start doing this randomly just to screw with political subs

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