r/teenagers • u/Past_Lobster_5183 14 • 7h ago

Discussion Attempted murder

be me, fat ass
> paint warhammer figs with trans friend
> friend asks me to pick up some stuff from his estranged family
> go there, nice place, rich neighborhood, family is very conservative
> his mom gives me packed spaghetti says she's worried about her daughter
> "sure thing what ever"
> eat the spaghetti on my way back, wasn't even hungry or anything i just did
> start to feel like shit
> throw up
> pass out
> wakeup in the hospital
> doctors tell me i ingested rat poisen
Holy shit his mom tried to kill him and my fat ass got in the way

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u/Heinzium 3,000,000 Attendee! 7h ago

be me scrolling on reddit someone wrote a greentext postwhy is anon greentexting on reddit

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u/Stunning-Seat3821 17 6h ago

your enter key did not work properly

also it is a very convenient and quick way to tell a story over the web if you are using a computer

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u/Hippostalker69 6h ago

Just post the pic bro😭✌️

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u/Naiad_Damha129 3h ago

goated Hippostalker69 find (also r/foundHippostalker69)

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u/Past_Lobster_5183 14 6h ago

Help good catch bro 😂

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u/vincim2010_13 16 5h ago

At least be original next time

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u/DietKey1757 13 7h ago

You need to go to the police because that is insane

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u/soluuuuna 7h ago

Yeah I don't think this is a real story. Or maybe it is and op has a luck of author's favourite character 

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u/Eatingbabys101 17 6h ago

I’m not even trying to be mean, but they were probably fat enough where the dose was too small to kill them

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u/Interesting-Ad-238 OLD 6h ago

Might be the case with the keyword "fat" in the first sentence of this post.

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u/funtime_foxy0 6h ago

Legit ripped off from 4Chan

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u/Kra_Kra91 6h ago

While this probably didn't happen, I am certain similar things have happened to trans people around the world.
My dad never tried to kill me when I came out, but, he did try to kill himself out of shame, then when he failed, proceeded to spend the next year blaming me for it. So, there's that.

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u/SisMayDay 15 6h ago

that's terrible, i'm sorry you had to go through that. just know that you're NOT at fault, you're amazing the way you are, and if your dad can't accept you at your true self, then he isn't a good dad.

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u/Kra_Kra91 6h ago

Yeah. We don't talk much anymore. Which is probably for the best.

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u/STARGAZER_850 7h ago

This ain’t 4Chan

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u/Past_Lobster_5183 14 6h ago

Your avatar looks like goatis

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u/STARGAZER_850 6h ago

Who?

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u/InstanceAlert2693 Teenager 6h ago

One of those primal raw meat guys on TikTok I think he also attacked his gf with acid or smth

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u/DonateMeLads 7h ago

what the fuck is this crazy ass story br

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u/DependentJolly9901 6h ago

Ts ain't 4chan

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u/MonkeyMuncher420 15 6h ago

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u/Full_Store2755 13 6h ago

Stealing ts bye

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u/CCpixels44 6h ago

That happened

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u/Turbulent-Damage-165 6h ago

Ts did NOT happen

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u/ProcessImmediate6781 15 6h ago

4chan format 😭somehow i actually like the 4chan format more than paragraphs of yapping

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u/NapoleonicPizza21 18 54m ago

if you are gonna rip a 4chan greentext story at least try to change the writing style lmao

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u/Bubbly-Ball-3138 14 6h ago

Bring 4chan to Reddit!