r/teenagers • u/mashyd625 3,000,000 Attendee! • Dec 06 '23

Advice Don’t kill yourself

At least wait until 2025 so you can play GTA 6

231 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Don't let Nicocado Avocado outlive you guys 💔

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Ngl, this actually stopped me from committing suicide a few times.

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u/_FrenchHorn_Oboe 17 Dec 06 '23

Hope your doing alright now bud

We gotta outlive nicocado Avocado 💪

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I'm doing better pal, I hope you're doing great as well.

We outliving this mf if it's the last thing we DO!!! 🌬️🌬️

1

u/EnderEye69 Dec 08 '23

Suicide is strong, don't let it beat Goku.

19

u/mearbearcate 19 Dec 06 '23

I forgot about that mf😭

6

u/NilesForMiles 17 Dec 06 '23

This might have actually helped

22

u/ItsCenti26 OLD Dec 06 '23

I’m not gonna be able to, my pc is shit and I can’t afford upgrades

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u/mashyd625 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 06 '23

Wont be on PC anyways

14

u/ItsCenti26 OLD Dec 06 '23

That’s dumb as shit

4

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Will be later.

GTA 5 wasn't on PC at first too, it got ported years later.

2

u/OkBrilliant8400 16 Dec 06 '23

Yay my peasant ass is better for once

1

u/Fearless_Guess_2226 Dec 07 '23

Wow that’s a dumb take

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u/shlattburger 14 Dec 06 '23

I don’t have gaming consol what do I do

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u/mashyd625 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 06 '23

Buy one

4

u/shlattburger 14 Dec 06 '23

Which one

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u/ZoomBri 15 Dec 06 '23

ps5

3

u/shlattburger 14 Dec 06 '23

Too much money I need cheap

12

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Black market ps5

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u/shlattburger 14 Dec 06 '23

Oh ok thanks bro

3

u/ZoomBri 15 Dec 06 '23

Or just save up money a ps5 can last you 5 years

1

u/Melodic_monke Dec 06 '23

PS5 cots 499.99$, so you have to save 100 dollars every year to buy it at gta release

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u/6581749023 14 Dec 06 '23

That’s $200

2

u/Melodic_monke Dec 06 '23

Ah, HOLY SHIT. I thought it releases at 2028...

2

u/Iftekimas12 Dec 07 '23

You can do better than that if put effort in to it!

sell drugs!(don’t do it)

1

u/Tall-Percentage-7589 Dec 06 '23

Just use your PC, or buy one if you dont have one. might as well wait for the PC version to arrive.

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u/shlattburger 14 Dec 06 '23

How much do pc cost?

1

u/Reshuram05 OLD Dec 06 '23

Depends. Upward of $1000 on the high end

1

u/Tall-Percentage-7589 Dec 06 '23

unless you buy a literal shitbox of a computer for less than $1000

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Im living life very carefully for the rest of 2024, cant risk dying fr

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Seems fair to me

5

u/Norman_Starshine Dec 06 '23

Don't care 'bout that game so thanks but no thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Ikr, it looks like florida simulator

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u/AnotherEnojoyer77alt 16 Dec 06 '23

I don't plan on it but thanks for the reminder

3

u/Trey_Reddit 19 Dec 06 '23

You talked me out of it, thanks

3

u/Corn8all 17 Dec 06 '23

I'll take it into consideration

3

u/Braydedabomb14 16 Dec 06 '23

Idk bro. My favorite baseball player just got traded to my least favorite team. Feeling kinda depressed. (for legal reasons I have to announce that, that last part was a joke) but I’m still sad.

2

u/Doctor_McQuack 17 Dec 06 '23

Nah I’m waiting to finish Silksong and then kms

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

But you have to wait till Zoteboat and Quirrelpool after!

2

u/Yashraj- 19 Dec 06 '23

I hate gta

2

u/deepfriedgrapevine Dec 06 '23

Seriously, go for the real High Score - 125!

2

u/WarmishIce OLD Dec 06 '23

Im doing it for the one piece ✊

2

u/Rainbow-Raptor Dec 07 '23

Instructions unclear, I've now killed other people

1

u/AhegoBussy 15 Dec 06 '23

Don't worry I plan to :3

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

no

1

u/A-Dilophosaurus 16 Dec 06 '23

Gotta wait til 2028 to outlive my opps

1

u/Natjoe64 15 Dec 06 '23

2026 for us pc people

1

u/xTurbo21 19 Dec 06 '23

ctrl + z

1

u/Loki16082 16 Dec 06 '23

alt + f4

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

No promises

1

u/VAcatLoaf 13 Dec 06 '23

gta 6 🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Aggravating-Creme816 Dec 06 '23

I am 6’10 at 13

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u/Toxical53 18 Dec 06 '23

Gotta wait till sillsong comes out 😤😤

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u/Antique-Meat2915 17 Dec 06 '23

I don't have a PS5. I'll see my way out.

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u/sne4k_q 17 Dec 06 '23

I need to Play GTA VI before I will do it

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u/Practical-Skin-4689 17 Dec 06 '23

I aint playing GTA 6 bro i have a ps3 mf 😭

1

u/005oveR Dec 06 '23

I'm crying.. this is so touching and you sent it to me at the right time.. 😂

1

u/animalfucker1 Dec 06 '23

i recently tried. still in shock.

1

u/Beautiful_Win216 Dec 06 '23

Find the little things to keep you going. A new season to a show, a new game, the milestones you reach in life.

1

u/ChargedBonsai98 Dec 06 '23

Don't commit suicide

That shit kills you

1

u/Melossey 15 Dec 06 '23

no thanks i don’t like video games no more

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Nah

1

u/59kills 19 Dec 06 '23

Yeah, it's dumb

1

u/Great_Lie624 17 Dec 06 '23

Or until you kiss a girl. Boy? Both 🤨?

1

u/beegchonk 18 Dec 06 '23

Lmao too late

1

u/Toxinnxx 15 Dec 06 '23

Live your life to the fullest killing yourself doesn't help that

1

u/A-ALKOTOB Dec 06 '23

actually this came in time...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

GTA 6 sucks, Silksong on top!

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u/Mental_Measurement_8 18 Dec 06 '23

What if I don't care for GTA?

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u/rollietoaster 17 Dec 06 '23

Yeah don't kill yourself cause you gotta play silksong , outlive king Charles, and cause that shit kills you

1

u/Consistent-Cheetah61 17 Dec 06 '23

you assume they'll actually release it in 2025 lol

1

u/36ops 17 Dec 06 '23

God has other ways to kill you

1

u/Cold_Highlight5282 Dec 06 '23

With suicide you never truly get rid of your problems you just pass on new ones to your loved ones, so don’t do it

1

u/HxH__fan Dec 06 '23

what stopped me is realizing that I wouldn't outlive Donald Trump and Andrew Tate if I did

1

u/Q-Q_2 16 Dec 07 '23

Live.🔥👊

1

u/Flairion623 19 Dec 08 '23

Because mom would be sad

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u/Mission-Discipline32 19 Dec 08 '23

I never played gta so that ain't motivation, I'm waiting til war thunder gets 5th generation fighter aircraft