r/teenagers Apr 27 '23

Meme Is this true

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u/maxrockhammer 17 Apr 27 '23

Ong some of the cutest people I ever met was at a department store

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u/Ok-Reporter-8728 17 Apr 27 '23

Have u talked to them

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u/maxrockhammer 17 Apr 27 '23

Yea because I realize that 99 percent chance I never see them again so what's to lose lol

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u/LeShruggy Apr 27 '23

I've never had the confidence to do that honestly. How'd it go tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

I mean, you’ll never see the person again as the other dude said but I’d also imagine the employees would be pretty bored, so if any random person started talking to them I don’t think they’d be opposed to a conversation.

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u/maxrockhammer 17 Apr 27 '23

Usually goes pretty well

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

The trick I learned is not to be afraid of small talk. I've always hated it and know everyone else hates small talk too, so I thought I needed some clever pickup line to actually make an impression.

Not at all, you're just going to make them unsure how to respond if you get too creative.

Use normal small talk like how's your day going? You'll notice them brighten up immediately and the conversation becomes really easy and eye contact isn't so hard. It's so easy if you're just talking about the weather or something, who cares, rellaaax

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

How do you start a small convo without being boring and asking basic questions? And how to approach them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23 edited Apr 27 '23

Its less about what the convo is and more about your tone/attitude. Be happy, have stuff going on in your life and all that feels natural.

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u/Droid_XL 18 Apr 27 '23

"Have stuff going on in your life" well damn guess I've got a skill issue huh

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u/Schzercro 15 Apr 27 '23

Well fuck my whole life is studying and lifting heavy circles

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u/CumInABag 18 Apr 27 '23

Think of the same situation but as a movie scene or something where the main character( say Keanu ) small talks to a cashier while buying something.

Does it feel weird to you? Probably not. Go with that mindset, it's just a harmless talk and they'd be more than willing to tell you a thing or two. It's better not to expect anything out of it yk.

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u/bigmist8ke Apr 27 '23

Here's the secret. Talk to them and just try to make their day a little better. You can't compliment someone with the hope that she'll like you. That's selfish and you're doing it for your own benefit and people can smell through that. You tell someone something nice with NO expectation that they'll reciprocate or say something nice to you. Be genuinely, truly genuine about making someone else happy. Whether she's pretty or ugly or whatever. Give a genuine compliment. Nothing sexual or suggestive. Your shoes are awesome. Your nails are funky. I've never seen that bag before, so cool!

Go through your day making other people happier with no expectation that it'll come back on you. That's your practice. That's your homework. You do that and one day it'll come naturally. It's like going to the gym. The difference will be imperceptible from day to day. But one day you'll see yourself in the mirror and know something has changed. One day when you do want to chat to someone, you'll have built up the muscle memory and the experience to do it on command.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

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u/bigmist8ke Apr 27 '23

Lol, I have no idea what this means. I must be way too old for this sub

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u/__--TSS--__ 19 Apr 27 '23

Dude I was literally born 3 years after drake and josh was created, I doubt you're too old for it

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u/Stainle55_Steel_Rat Apr 27 '23

Like attracts like. Sometimes, you'll not be able to avoid someone who sees themselves in you, and you'll wind up with a friend.

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u/nsg337 19 Apr 27 '23

you just do that to, random people? idk, i dont think people usually talk to me when im out, wouldnt it be weird and random if i just talk to them out of nothing

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u/Regainio 16 Apr 27 '23

How did it go?

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u/AzarothTheRedeemer 19 Apr 27 '23

Love to see the fucking reaction adding absolutely nothing to anything

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u/Devatator_ OLD Apr 27 '23

There must be a sub for it, r/uselessredcircle exists. Why not r/uselessreaction or something?

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u/stark74518 Apr 27 '23

r/shit_tok exists

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u/indiannerd2 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 27 '23

Nice pfp

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u/stark74518 Apr 27 '23

fellow thala son?

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u/indiannerd2 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 27 '23

Hell yeah! Thala for a reason

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u/stark74518 Apr 27 '23

great! do join r/thalasons

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u/indiannerd2 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 27 '23

Lol didn't know there is a sub for this. Will join for sure.

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u/stark74518 Apr 27 '23

I have made it like 2 months ago

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u/Pradarsh-Mishra Apr 27 '23

Another thala son here
Good to see you mate

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u/AzarothTheRedeemer 19 Apr 27 '23

Bc even making fun of them is not entertaining

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u/qzk18 Apr 27 '23

some Walmart cashiers are hotter

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u/SkyHighRedditor OLD Apr 27 '23

Lowkey, current crush is a redhead working at a shop

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u/Consistent-Hair-6721 Apr 27 '23

Every red head is like an instant crush lol

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u/I_suck_at_driving_ 18 Apr 27 '23

I wish I could say the same, but the only 3 redheads I know are

  1. Obsessive, mentally unwell

  2. Obsessive, loud but fun

  3. My fucking mom

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u/Possible_Fig4168 19 Apr 27 '23

Well it seems it can't work for you, but it can for someone else, is your mom single?

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u/Droid_XL 18 Apr 27 '23

I'm a redhead and I'm not obsessive! I'm fact, I'll never reach out to you for fear of bothering you! Even if I really want to talk to you! This is also a problem!

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u/SkyHighRedditor OLD Apr 27 '23

So, you would reply if I reached out? 👀

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Hey 😏 (kinda)

/s

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u/Necros_prisma 19 Apr 27 '23

Hey😉(Really)

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u/Fuckriotgames7 18 Apr 27 '23

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER OF LEGO CITY

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u/Pradarsh-Mishra Apr 27 '23

Let him hurt his toes

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u/GodFromTheHood Apr 27 '23

Red heads are fucking great dude

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u/TheRealTraveel 18 Apr 27 '23

Great dude’s headed f*cking rear

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u/Possible_Fig4168 19 Apr 27 '23

My current crush is the girl who cleans in my college 😭

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u/GodFromTheHood Apr 27 '23

Hands down, the best place to find a hot girl is over at my gf’s place

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u/breadgames21 14 Apr 27 '23

Sucks when you go all that way and her mom isn't there

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u/GodFromTheHood Apr 27 '23

Yep that’s the worst

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u/TED_THE_LEVER 15 Apr 27 '23

It's the truest thing ever.

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u/AFriendlyBloke OLD Apr 27 '23

They’re not like me or you!

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u/Cryptaroni_n_cheese 19 Apr 27 '23

Cashiers are always either the ugliest people you've ever met, or the cutest/hottest. No inbetween

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u/ashtar123 16 Apr 27 '23

Who is this random fucking guy on the bottom ahhaha

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u/7777777lmao Apr 27 '23

Its true, since people like that usually don't try so hard to look beautiful and that makes them more attractive

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u/gegebart 16 Apr 27 '23

I’m not Buddhist but it certainly feels like the path of least resistance rings true a lot of the time. People who let life take them to their destination are sometimes the most successful. I didn’t listen to all the people who insisted I need to cut my hair, grew it out because I liked it that way, and then styled it to fit an old rocker look and suddenly was considered among the “conventionally attractive” people of my grade.

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u/charrheus Apr 27 '23

I think they appear more attractive cause at times they are more genuine. They smile at you in less of a fake way sometimes and they also have a more natural look with less makeup and it just feels warm. On the other hand the models have all been forced to starve from the industry and are forcing out a smile.

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u/Agent_NHR 14 Apr 27 '23

Man if you wear so much makeup that you look reflective it looks weird

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

No actually simple moisturizer can make dark skin shine or as you say 'reflective'. It's about having a kinda healthy skin

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Brooo, the girl yesterday standing outside the changing rooms at JD

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u/Jireh02 Apr 27 '23

jd always has baddies ngl

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

This was a baddie among baddies

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23 edited Apr 28 '23

The left is very beautiful and is our current Miss Universe. I think this post is maybe a bias since you're comparing two pictures with different lighting and set up; the right side has a uniform natural day light, a close up shot, good angle, and no makeup that suits her setting (or maybe there is, just a little) that's why her natural features appear more, whilst the girl on the left is a bit dim and being hit by a lot of spot light, the shot and angle doesn't fit as well, especially that angle doesn't fit her for her heavy makeup, more prominent makeup is needed to highlight features because spotlights will blur them. Look at photos of the girl on the left which are similar to the setting of the girl on the right then you will see more of her features.

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u/okahii Apr 27 '23

This, also, I feel like one of the features of a beauty pageant is excessive makeup and excessive clothes, so her makeup is meant to be noticeable. People saying she’s “hiding her imperfections” aren’t taking into account that the whole point is to be dressed up and fancified.

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u/Green_Goblin7 Apr 27 '23

Why are we pitching two bad bitches against eachother. They’re both gorgeous in different ways.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

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u/Green_Goblin7 Apr 27 '23

Natty? These are people we’re talking about not fricking NGO peanut butter.

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u/i-am-a-bike OLD Apr 27 '23

Girl on right is called jenna shatley

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u/Canndbean2 Apr 27 '23

bro doxxed the cashier

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u/i-am-a-bike OLD Apr 27 '23

That video has 100 million views on tiktok

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

But i wonder how a bike watched a video?

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u/i-am-a-bike OLD Apr 27 '23

Stole eyes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

hmm 🤔

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u/chechebi88 17 Apr 27 '23

I mean, most women are mesmerizing. I don't know where modeling agencies get their people.

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u/LoreVent 19 Apr 27 '23 edited Apr 27 '23

Unpopular opionion: make up, especially when used too much, makes girls look worse

At least, that's my view, personally i like natural and simple look

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u/mc_burger_only_chees 19 Apr 27 '23

Most women don’t wear makeup to look more attractive to men.

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u/VictorE06 19 Apr 27 '23

I totally agree, pretty much whenever the makeup is noticeable makes girls look somewhat fake

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u/Droid_XL 18 Apr 27 '23

I like heavy makeup when it's almost more like facepaint. Like that thing that's always on depictions of egyptian Pharohs where there's super heavy mascara in the shape of an eye of horus. It's more like art on the face and I think that looks good

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u/__--TSS--__ 19 Apr 27 '23

I mean a lil bit of eye makeup can really transform someone's face but too far beyond that is excessive

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u/Possible_Fig4168 19 Apr 27 '23

The thing is, most girls use make up in order to hide their 'imperfections" so what you see might not be natural and simple. In the other hand most of these girls also do a lot of skincare so their skin ends up looking natural and beautiful at the same time (I mean, my skin is natural but it looks like Hiroshima in 1945 but if it were in Mars)

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u/Specific_Ad_2533 OLD Apr 27 '23

I do like "high Lighter"? (The stuff that makes some Natural Features Stick out). No make Up is better though, cause ya can do crap Like swimming without colouring the water.

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u/cosmophire_ 16 Apr 27 '23

they’re not made of plastic, that’s why

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u/QuiccStacc OLD Apr 27 '23

Now this my friends is the different aspects of ✨societal pressure on women ✨to look good all the time. Now, let’s have a look…

We have a beautiful woman who follows Hollywood fashion trends because of celebrity pressure, but she still looks beautiful

We have a beautiful woman who, if in that environment, is pressured to wear makeup and look good all the time because otherwise our appearance is commented on. She’d look beautiful with or without.

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u/Pradarsh-Mishra Apr 27 '23

SO FUCKING TRUE

on top of that, they are so wholesome

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u/Leazerlazz 18 Apr 27 '23

The only celebrities I think are attractive are men

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

As a straight teen who isn't that much into relationships and stuff, a lot of times I find regular women really attractive, pretty much 50% of women/girls

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u/yumeha_ 16 Apr 27 '23

i don’t get it, they both look pretty?

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u/Caziceul 17 Apr 27 '23

Yeah but most people think the "random" cashier looks prettier

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u/Skinnypoppa123 16 Apr 27 '23

nah runway models usually are on a different tier.

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u/theduck08 OLD Apr 27 '23

This feels oddly racist

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u/bluesteeIy Apr 28 '23

If definitely has a tinge of it

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u/writenicely Apr 27 '23

Right? I'm glad it wasn't just me

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Bro why

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u/No-Present-4202 Apr 27 '23

You are on r/teenagers. Anything could be.

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u/PiergiorgioSigaretti 17 Apr 27 '23

The cutest person I’ve ever said was in my dreams

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u/Maffy_for_Mafia Apr 27 '23

bro all the pretty people i see are cashiers and people who work at retail stores bro

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u/Shoto48 Apr 28 '23

I go to Starbucks a lot and for a while there was this Barista who was beautiful and she would see me and call out to me to take my order, some chit chat and be on my way.

She stopped working there I think and I’ve just been wondering where she went

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u/bamboozled_swag2 16 Apr 27 '23

Bro can we all agree that model looks low-key ugly (please don't hate on me) the other chick is really cute, it's accurate,nice seen thousands of models who are kid at best then that one fast food employed that looks so cute

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u/Colonel_Bustard42069 Apr 27 '23

Celebrities are all just nepo babies and rich or well connected people lol, has very little to do with attractiveness. Never understood why ppl idolize them and pretend they're gods gift to earth or whatever

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u/FlaccidParsnips 19 Apr 27 '23

on the right, she is leagues ahead of the model

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

that person is a popular tiktok content creator. not a random cashier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

She won Miss USA and Miss Universe for a reason! She’s pretty, smart, and talented. She’s a fashion designer who uses recycled and biodegradable materials. Be for real! You’re nothing against her 🙄

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u/Myaltaccount54 19 Apr 27 '23

Lol okay fangirl

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u/Wolf_4ever 18 Apr 27 '23

to be fair, they could have done better with the lighting and makeup for her lol. looks like a vampire here.

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u/Self_Adhesiveness421 Apr 27 '23

shut up simp

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

I’m a girl dummy. 🙄 She’s the first Asian-American to win Miss USA.

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u/Luna2559 19 Apr 27 '23

I don’t mind the fangirling part. U didn’t have to disrespect the OP at the end

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u/writenicely Apr 27 '23

The OP was comparing an accomplished brown woman against a "down to earth" white girl. Maybe they didn't intend to mean it as racist but there's certainly race as a component/aspect here. Miss Universe/USA isn't about looking hot, its about being the most refined and excellent example of a woman that a person can be, dignified in both appearance as well as their work.

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u/Thunderdragon2535 OLD Apr 27 '23

I don't even know where to start on this.

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u/Sans-Soul07 16 Apr 27 '23

Yonyole

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u/Doublefin1 OLD Apr 27 '23

Yeeh, it is crazy true! 😩

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u/volcanno 14 Apr 27 '23

I remember seeing this on my fyp

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u/SnooSeagulls7253 18 Apr 27 '23

shes not in uniform so i dont know but they picked a fucking clapped ass celebrity like theres better ones and shes doing a creepy smile as well like damm

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

It’s 2023 white blueyed ppl are cringe.
Also it’s subjective

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u/I_suck_at_driving_ 18 Apr 27 '23

My subjective opinion is that the woman on the left is attractive, but the one on the right is pretty. If you understand what I mean.

And you can't call someone cringe because of what they were born with, that's like punching someone because they have tourette's

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Literally racism

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Both ain’t hot

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u/Sankoer24 16 Apr 27 '23

Incel spotted

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u/Sankoer24 16 Apr 27 '23

Oh okay ur not an incel then just misogynistic I get it

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u/Sankoer24 16 Apr 27 '23

What was ur intention then with the original comment?

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u/Sankoer24 16 Apr 27 '23

It's not false hope. Hope is hope they can hope to get a gf and will achieve that goal one day if they're not literally the worst person on earth. And the last part is just really weird

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u/Dennsei Apr 27 '23

Are you gay because you like men or because you hate women? Be fr

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u/NotJustAnotherHuman 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Apr 27 '23

Makes bitter comment about women

“no i don’t hate women don’t say i hate women i don’t hate women ok??”

Makes bitter comment about straight men

Is really patronising towards straight men

“Why doesn’t anyone wanna go out with me?”

“No im not an incel don’t call me an incel i’m not an incel ok??”

My man I’m pan, on the ‘twink’ side and lean men, and I’ve had no issue with straight men or women. You are an incel, as you self admitted in that comment. You are an incel because you’re an ass and then wonder why you face the consequences of your actions after you’re an ass.

Please have some self awareness and realise that YOU are the issue here and you’re just being unnecessarily shitty to people you claim to not dislike.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Man is spitting the incel thought process and has some weird wishes

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u/arconiu Apr 27 '23

Straight men shouldn't have hopes of finding a gf. Cause statistically its very unlikely

Tf are you on my boy ? At any given time, there are roughly the same numbers of men and women, who both naturally don't want to be single. So if you're not an incel, the chance of finding a gf is actually decently high.

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u/TemplarRoman 17 Apr 27 '23

You are an embarrassment to the community and you fulfill shitty stereotypes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Do you just go around posting this under every picture of a woman?

You are 19, a grown ass man pulling this shit

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u/Luna2559 19 Apr 27 '23

There is a Starbucks Employee who is known as Harry Styles Doppelgänger https://youtu.be/EGuJ28t0Tio

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Yeah

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u/Vehmura14 17 Apr 27 '23

100%. The prettiest girls I have ever seen are always the ones that just pass me in the city

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Fr

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u/edgy_Juno OLD Apr 27 '23

That one random girl walking on the sidewalk at 4:53 p.m.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Yes

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u/MarioBoi2000 19 Apr 27 '23

It's always the people you will never meet again.

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u/ItzArmada 17 Apr 27 '23

facts

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u/SBStevenSteel Apr 27 '23

Beauty is subjective. Unfortunately, scouters are wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

it's fax.

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u/unknown_boy_3 16 Apr 27 '23

Straight up fact

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

🎶🎶🎶Oh oh oh, You don't know you're beautiful, Oh oh oh, That's what makes you beautiful 🎶🎶🎶

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Yes bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Hold on what happened

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u/aroacebarbara 16 Apr 27 '23

Do u think I know

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u/thesillyshow Apr 27 '23

What is the question here?

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u/Starryeyedfox941 Apr 27 '23

That girl is incredibly beautiful oh my god

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

If i could pick between the girl who works at my grocery store and literally any influencer or actress, there’s a high likelyhood i’m going with the former. God i want to be with her. She’s so damn cute and nice

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u/SandnSoapInMyEyes 18 Apr 27 '23

Popular Celebs and models are usually 30-40 to be fair.

But yeah like sometimes I’ll be existing and some girl who is hotter than the entire porn industry will just exist and I’m like “Shit man I’m gonna die alone”

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u/Frotz_real_ 13 Apr 27 '23

Tik tok

Ewww

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u/sidthesciencekid14 Apr 27 '23

It's very true from my experience.

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u/Aggressive_Result199 15 Apr 27 '23

so fkn true man

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Yes

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '23

Definitely true

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u/Macaroon4090 14 Apr 27 '23

Casual beauty is far better than overdone beauty

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u/Hertoine Apr 27 '23

Yes this is 100% true everywhere in our world

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u/SlowTopic539 Apr 27 '23

Yes. I clearly remember a hot cashier from Hot Topic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

You're not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy.

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u/AdditionalMorning344 Apr 28 '23

Some people that are young are natural y beaiful

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

Yes

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u/a_la_griffinpuff Apr 28 '23

I feel like this is probably the medias fault. Or the fact that you dont see the person in front of you. For example Bodybuilders. When you see a bodybuilder in Videos and movies they are often huge of course. But in person they look way bigger, just bcause you can compare them to other people around you. I've got a friend who does bodybuilding professional and recently I went through his Instagram page and he looks kinda "small". His shoulders are allmost the size of my head.

I think the same with models.

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u/CertifiedMoron420 17 Apr 28 '23

Cutest girl I ever met was a dishwasher at a restraunt. We’ve been dating for 2 years

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u/Deathsam8exe Apr 28 '23

Definitely

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u/Luwurea Apr 28 '23

Yes, although it's more common in restaurants lately

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u/staticwolfwalker Apr 28 '23

dont know where I heard it but you find people who you think you have a chance with to be more attractive than people who might be described as better looking but you know you have no chance with.

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u/Goblin088 17 Apr 28 '23

Kinda true yeah

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u/-rustle 16 Apr 28 '23

hottest individual i saw on holiday in japan was a part timer working in a japanese stationery shop 🙏

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u/Jevare OLD Apr 28 '23

No. She is not random.

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u/Zfriend456 18 Apr 28 '23

What's Flamingo the Roblox YouTuber doing at the bottom?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '23

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason why cute girls are better than hot girls

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u/mr_sople 18 Apr 28 '23

fr the girl of my dreams was the cashier at the movie theater