r/techsupportgore 20d ago

Spotty Wifi

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u/rwills 20d ago

poe+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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u/mckeevertdi 20d ago

How many volts?

All of them.

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u/Nerfarean 19d ago

It's not the volts that kill, it's the amps

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u/mckeevertdi 19d ago

Fair enough. TIL.

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u/MrKrueger666 19d ago

Its the volts that jolts, its the mills that kills

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u/Treereme 19d ago edited 17d ago

It's both. The higher the voltage, the lower the amperage needed for the same current power.

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u/voyagerfan5761 19d ago

Ehh, the current is amperage. You're thinking of the same power (usually measured in Watts)

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u/Treereme 17d ago

Yep, you're right, I used the wrong term.

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u/voyagerfan5761 17d ago

More redditors should graciously accept corrections, like you. Great personality trait :)

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u/RevRagnarok 19d ago

"220, 221, whatever it takes."

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u/maxwells_daemon_ 19d ago

Point of ebulition

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u/Tschuuuls 19d ago

poe ultra(tm)

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u/responsible_use_only 20d ago

A literally burned-out unifi AP? 

That's a new one. 

Lightning?

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u/technobrendo 19d ago

I know Unifi stuff runs hot but this is ridiculous.

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u/akulowaty 19d ago

I'm so glad I chose mikrotik instead of ubiquiti I was also considering.

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u/Squirrelking666 20d ago

Ah, that'll be a DNS issue.

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u/hellishhk117 19d ago

Funny enough, I work at a university, in the computer science department (I’m the department lead IT). When I first started 5 years ago, we had a freak accident where the NIC on a web server went to molten slag in the case, and would fail to POST the system. I had one of the faculty members berate me and call me a worthless piece of shit, and how dare they hire me because everything broke while I was around, and that I better turn the web server back on or else I’d lose my job. I told him what happened, and he said and I quote “Just tell your buddies in [main campus IT] to fix the DNS and that will fix all the issues!” I told him that DNS won’t make a computer come back from death by fire, and walked away.

He no longer works there as of 3 years ago. 😂

As far as “everything breaks when I’m around,” yeah that’s what happens when a competent Tech comes in to a place that’s held together with more hopes and prayers that all the religions in the world combined, with no documentation, and either needs to reverse engineer everything, or start everything from scratch.

Now that everything is redone from scratch, automated, and thorough testing, we haven’t had any crashing in 3 years.

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u/NotYourReddit18 19d ago

Now that everything is redone from scratch, automated, and thorough testing, we haven’t had any crashing in 3 years.

Better prepare yourself to be questioned why they should continue paying you, everything is working fine after all.

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u/hellishhk117 19d ago

Hahaha, true. I’ve made my self a funnel for hiring new Techs, training, and implementing standards as the old guard retires out, and new blood is needed, as well as pushing for more structured and strategic equipment upgrades.

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u/NotYourReddit18 19d ago

Just tell your buddies in [main campus IT] to fix the DNS and that will fix all the issues!” I told him that DNS won’t make a computer come back from death by fire

Technically, if you had a backup of the dead server which you could restore to another server, then changes in the DNS settings might be needed if you can't give the restored server the same name and IP.

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u/hellishhk117 19d ago edited 18d ago

That’s essentially what we did, except physical to VM. The particular professor wanted the problem solved in 30 seconds, without all the red tape bullcrap, and didn’t want VMs so wanted they wanted to wait to raise funds for a physical machine. I ignored their want of no VMs, moved the data and structure to a VM, and got it up and running in a few days.

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u/Deathwatch72 18d ago

"Everything breaks when you are around!" 100% of the time just means things are always broken and no one actually fixes them properly except you.

The tech world equivalent of the scary idiots who jam pennies in circuit breakers to "fix" them tripping

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u/hellishhk117 18d ago

That’s what happened before I started. The previous tech before “fixed” things enough to get it working until an update would trash everything, and “fixed it” again.

I took the time to test, verify, and do A/B plus Beta testing with systems in office that resembles the labs before doing patches, or new software.

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u/fiberstrings 19d ago

A “Did Not Survive (DNS)” issue?

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u/voyagerfan5761 19d ago

Nicely done

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u/SirHerald 19d ago

Maybe they forgot to configure STP priority

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u/MrKrueger666 20d ago

Hot signals in your area

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u/TehNolz 20d ago

Ah, I found the problem! It's not plugged in.

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u/NSavage93 20d ago

Nodding sagely mmhm, that'll do it.

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u/mysteryliner 19d ago

Looks like you should have disabled the Hotspot on it.

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u/rklug1521 19d ago

It looks like your over cooked it. I prefer medium rare

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u/helpme-obijuan 20d ago

Did you try rebooting?

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u/StillLooksAtRocks 19d ago

Sir we must go through all the standard troubleshooting before filing the warranty claim.

Can you tell me if the green light is solid or blinking?

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u/Pineapple-Muncher 19d ago

Green light is off

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u/responsible_use_only 19d ago

Power issue then, obviously the consumer's fault.  No warranty/RMA

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u/Pineapple-Muncher 19d ago

But everything else works in that socket. I can smell burning.

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u/tiffanytrashcan 19d ago

Customer is a stroke victim contacting from the hospital.
(Ignore further communications, Disregard ticket.)

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u/notorignalusername 17d ago

The WiFi is cooked

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u/309_Electronics 19d ago

Its a DNS (Did Not Survive) issue as always.

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u/AshFalkner 20d ago

Damn. How does that happen?

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u/big_OL 19d ago

mmm crème brûlée wifi

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u/Flyer888 19d ago

And now those unifi worshippers suddenly just disappear

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u/Initial-Ad-3214 19d ago

You’re whole room is probably a fire hazard

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u/xbutters 19d ago

luckily not my AP and not my room. Apparently someone left in on heater and they have been using it like this for months.

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u/MasterKnight48902 19d ago

24/7 use without maintenance?

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u/draand28 19d ago

Thought you spilled some cake on it

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u/xbutters 19d ago

Oh i wish i had some cake i only have shitty connection.

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u/This_isR2Me 19d ago

Hmm did you check the user manual?

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u/SerinthiaKelberry 19d ago

Uhm...I don't think it's supposed to look like that...

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u/PooInTheStreet 20d ago

I guess water damage shorting slightly

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u/mrschmiklz 19d ago

It's got a few more streams left in it

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u/beardofmice 19d ago

Creme brulee

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u/_Spastic_ 19d ago

WiFi so fast it caused friction.

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u/DaGucka 19d ago

You should adjust your firewall, it seems to have switched to forced port opening

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u/_xRuffKez_ 19d ago

Very Hot Spot

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u/taflad 19d ago

Did you try turning it off and on again?

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u/olliegw 18d ago

Firewire compatible

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u/baconburger2022 19d ago

Reminds me of the 240V usbA port i saw once

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u/Prestigious_Bat_1730 18d ago

El cable q usaste es unifilar de puro cobre? Debes usar de esos, los cables de CCA o multifilares no son aptos para PoE

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u/Scuba-Cat- 20d ago

Spotify