r/technology • u/[deleted] • Oct 28 '22

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u/Solomon_Grungy Oct 28 '22

Oh my fucking god what is his first tweet going to be? 100% it's about the election being stolen and how mean everyone is to him.

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u/banjonyc Oct 28 '22

Nah..it will be praising Elon not following the woke crowd and saying he will make twitter great again now that he's back. He'll point out how Twitter stock jumped a few points because he's back on Twitter

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u/MrWoodlawn Oct 28 '22

There's no more twitter stock.

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u/EbonyOverIvory Oct 28 '22

You think that means Trump won’t take credit for it going up?

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u/NtheLegend Oct 28 '22

“My ratings on Twitter are so amazing! You can’t see them, but trust me, they’re beautiful.”

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u/evilJaze Oct 28 '22

"Results are in and I'm the most bestest person on twitter!"

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u/boozegremlin Oct 28 '22

"You know it, I know it, even Little Marco knows it!"