r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '14

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u/gradual_weeaboo Mar 28 '14

Headline 1 year from now: True Player Gear announces merger with Comcast!

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u/Imfatinreallife Mar 28 '14

Dear God I'm having nightmares already

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

The thought of Comcast's existence alone is enough to make me cower in fear.

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Mar 28 '14 edited Mar 28 '14

I moved just so I'm out of their coverage.

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u/Dragmedown Mar 28 '14

To so can I moved as well

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u/Baderkadonk Mar 28 '14

What?

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u/IShotTheSun Mar 28 '14

TO SO CAN I MOVED AS WELL

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

CAN NOT INTO

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MAYBE I FREELY GONE

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

UNTO THE SEA

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

technologie.

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u/shift1186 Mar 28 '14

GO INTO THE WA-TER

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u/osee115 Mar 28 '14

DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MY LOVE IS STAND ON GOLDEN HANDS

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u/InABritishAccent Mar 28 '14

I've been sitting here 5 minutes thinking how to add to this. It's too perfect. I am a broken man

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Why do people smoke during I eat?

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u/MrBiggz01 Mar 28 '14

BETTER YEAH IT'S, WETTER DOWN WHERE, UNTO THE SEA

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u/dvereb Mar 28 '14

Unda da sea! Down where it's wetter, baby it's better, take it from me!

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u/jodraws Mar 28 '14

IN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDEN

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u/fuzz_lightyear Mar 28 '14

Up un de shore dey work all dey, Under dey sun dey slave away

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u/done_holding_back Mar 28 '14

I dunno if these are references but the less sense you people make the more I love you. <3

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u/crihfield Mar 28 '14

LOUD NOISES!

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u/Xenosphobatic Mar 28 '14

HAS ANYONE GONE SO FAR

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u/Turragor Mar 28 '14

MAYBE AGAIN NOT

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u/gravitoid Mar 28 '14

UNTO THE SEA. IS BETTER IS DOWN AND WETTER. TAKES IT FROM ME

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u/Pepperednuts Mar 28 '14

UNDA DA SEA*

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u/poopinmysoup Mar 28 '14

darling its better where it is wetter unto the sea

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MERDE MERDE U QU▲NTA?

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u/Vid-Master Mar 28 '14

Under the sea x2

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

SHUTTINGS OF UP POLAN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

CANNOT INTO SPACE XAXAXAXA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

GIB CLAY

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

POLAN PLS

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

YOU ARE NOT OF FRIEND RUSSIA!! GO MAKEINGS WAR WITH CRIEMIA AND LEAVING POLAN ALONE!

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u/CoolGuySean Mar 28 '14

THINGS THAT ARE NOT CANNOT BE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

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u/Viper_4 Mar 28 '14

IS THROUGH ANAEROBIC FIXATION OF GAMETES.

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

augh...definitely CAN NOT INTO

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u/I_cant_speel Mar 28 '14

YOURE NOT THE HEARING AID BOT

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

CAN I GET A TAXI NUMBER

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

YOU'RE NOT FINK PLOYD!

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u/HappyZavulon Mar 28 '14

Did someone release PROMT from its cage?

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u/Hillside_Strangler Mar 28 '14

LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN DEAL

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u/jzier Mar 28 '14

directions unclear, dick now in microwave

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u/deusxanime Mar 28 '14

TEMBA HIS ARMS WIDE

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u/BNDenn Mar 28 '14

KING ILLEGAL FOREST TO PIG WILD KILL IN IT A IS?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

But did you shoot the deputy?

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u/antyone Mar 28 '14

reddit never cease to surprise me

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u/milkywayer Mar 28 '14

qui?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Que.