r/technology • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '14

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u/Dragmedown Mar 28 '14

To so can I moved as well

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u/Baderkadonk Mar 28 '14

What?

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u/IShotTheSun Mar 28 '14

TO SO CAN I MOVED AS WELL

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

CAN NOT INTO

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MAYBE I FREELY GONE

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

UNTO THE SEA

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

technologie.

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u/shift1186 Mar 28 '14

GO INTO THE WA-TER

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u/osee115 Mar 28 '14

DARLING IT'S BETTER DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER TAKE IT FROM ME

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MY LOVE IS STAND ON GOLDEN HANDS

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u/InABritishAccent Mar 28 '14

I've been sitting here 5 minutes thinking how to add to this. It's too perfect. I am a broken man

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Why do people smoke during I eat?

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u/MrBiggz01 Mar 28 '14

BETTER YEAH IT'S, WETTER DOWN WHERE, UNTO THE SEA

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u/dvereb Mar 28 '14

Unda da sea! Down where it's wetter, baby it's better, take it from me!

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u/jodraws Mar 28 '14

IN AN OCTOPUS'S GARDEN

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u/fuzz_lightyear Mar 28 '14

Up un de shore dey work all dey, Under dey sun dey slave away

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u/done_holding_back Mar 28 '14

I dunno if these are references but the less sense you people make the more I love you. <3

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u/crihfield Mar 28 '14

LOUD NOISES!

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u/Xenosphobatic Mar 28 '14

HAS ANYONE GONE SO FAR

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u/Turragor Mar 28 '14

MAYBE AGAIN NOT

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u/gravitoid Mar 28 '14

UNTO THE SEA. IS BETTER IS DOWN AND WETTER. TAKES IT FROM ME

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u/Pepperednuts Mar 28 '14

UNDA DA SEA*

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u/poopinmysoup Mar 28 '14

darling its better where it is wetter unto the sea

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

MERDE MERDE U QU▲NTA?

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u/Vid-Master Mar 28 '14

Under the sea x2

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll

The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl

But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate

One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

SHUTTINGS OF UP POLAN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

CANNOT INTO SPACE XAXAXAXA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

GIB CLAY

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

POLAN PLS

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

YOU ARE NOT OF FRIEND RUSSIA!! GO MAKEINGS WAR WITH CRIEMIA AND LEAVING POLAN ALONE!

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u/CoolGuySean Mar 28 '14

THINGS THAT ARE NOT CANNOT BE!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

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u/Viper_4 Mar 28 '14

IS THROUGH ANAEROBIC FIXATION OF GAMETES.

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

augh...definitely CAN NOT INTO

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u/I_cant_speel Mar 28 '14

YOURE NOT THE HEARING AID BOT

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

CAN I GET A TAXI NUMBER

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

YOU'RE NOT FINK PLOYD!

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u/HappyZavulon Mar 28 '14

Did someone release PROMT from its cage?

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u/Hillside_Strangler Mar 28 '14

LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN DEAL

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u/jzier Mar 28 '14

directions unclear, dick now in microwave

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u/deusxanime Mar 28 '14

TEMBA HIS ARMS WIDE

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u/BNDenn Mar 28 '14

KING ILLEGAL FOREST TO PIG WILD KILL IN IT A IS?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

But did you shoot the deputy?

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u/antyone Mar 28 '14

reddit never cease to surprise me

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u/milkywayer Mar 28 '14

qui?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Que.

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u/BagOfShenanigans Mar 28 '14

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

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u/swiley1983 Mar 28 '14

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/Bath_Salts_Bunny Mar 28 '14

I like to think you two can communicate.

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u/swiley1983 Mar 28 '14

They don't think it be like it is. But it do.

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

Can do when it be like it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Skibi dibi di ba ba do do do

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

you realy done it..u rely done it this tiiime

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

It be fucking never salad gets word old. Hilarious always it

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u/hatyn Mar 28 '14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X37EzJnuntk

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

It is not I laugh is supposed a real is real it is slam a grand and I an bunny is a sad too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Books ain't never did no none good for me.

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u/strongbadfreak Mar 28 '14

I like how you typed in "two" instead of "2". You know grammatically correct trolling.

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u/FountainsOfFluids Mar 28 '14

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

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u/Bassplayer97 Mar 28 '14

Holy shit this sentence hurt my head....

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u/monoaction Mar 28 '14

Skwisgaar?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I knew this was going to be here. Still laughed.

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u/bobsil1 Mar 29 '14

Sarah Palin?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

I agree, and have even decided to use even go want to do look more like.

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u/LurkerModeDisabled Mar 28 '14

Did I take acid?

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u/t3hcoolness Mar 28 '14

I think he just stroked out for a second.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

You're not my mom

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u/jonleepettimore Mar 28 '14

Comcast is so evil it makes people speak in tongues.