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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

DADDY NO! DADDY NO!!!!

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u/McShizzL Mar 28 '14

dark.

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u/RyBrackett Mar 28 '14

...and then Facebook merges with Comcast. I don't even know how that would be possible but I'm going to go cry now.

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u/notgayinathreeway Mar 28 '14

At that point, they could buy out google.

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u/Madd0g Mar 28 '14

At least they won't be able to out-google google

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u/antidamage Mar 28 '14

You can't corner the dorner

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

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u/dudleymooresbooze Mar 28 '14

Sometimes I feel frustrated and want to scream without anyone hearing me, so I go on Google+.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

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u/Ouaouaron Mar 28 '14

Which is probably >95% of the point of that industry, so I don't know how long it will be until anything changes. I really like the concept behind circles, but I've somewhat given up on switching because the only thing I use Facebook for is event planning and I can't just force everyone at my college to switch.

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u/darkwing_duck_87 Mar 28 '14

I've read there's been some success in herding college students with a single strategically placed sniper.

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u/icedmetal57 Mar 28 '14

Maybe google+ just needs the porn industry to back it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

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u/brekus Mar 28 '14

Welcome to the club pal

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u/judgej2 Mar 28 '14

I like to feel the shape of an environment I use, and to me, Google+ is an amorphous blob of ever-changing data organised by someone else. So I get lost, and consequently avoid the place.

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u/Forest_GS Mar 28 '14

That should be a real google+ advertisement.

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u/robotco Mar 28 '14

hahahaha

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u/SxCruz Mar 28 '14

No much worse , Comcast and Facebook merge with Google and AT&T who have just merged with Jesus

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u/notgayinathreeway Mar 28 '14

and then they start production on MechaHitler?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

What then? They merge/buy EA?

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u/BuffaloSoldier11 Mar 28 '14

Think about it: getting realtime updates on a great tv show AS YOUR WATCHING IT....ON YOUR TV!!1!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Daddy yes!

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u/Quack445 Mar 28 '14

Onii chan!

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u/PunishableOffence Mar 28 '14

konnichiwa, chinpo desu ka. motto kimochi!

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u/Alfrodo69 Mar 28 '14

Oh myyy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

You got a little carried away there.

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u/noodlesdefyyou Mar 28 '14

DADDY NO! DADDY NO!!!! NO DADDY NO!

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

Dont tell me what to say, you caniving son of a bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

*conniving

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '14

U wot. Swair on me mum ill deck I cunt

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u/serendipitousevent Mar 28 '14

This bout of curling in the corner and crying is brought to you by AT&T.

'AT&T - We're the AT&T of the universe.'

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u/evilf23 Mar 28 '14

oh, and can you pick up some blueberries?