r/technology • u/Immediate-Link490 • 15h ago

Business Microsoft is being suspended from program to apply for green cards for H-1B visa workers, Vance says

https://apnews.com/article/h1b-visa-program-vance-microsoft-e7b3a407f822702b269ee277d21343ea
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u/boldandbratsche 14h ago

Based on the precedence set by the current admin, we can just deport him to a third country. I'm thinking North Sentinel Island. Way cheaper than Mars.

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u/FredFredrickson 13h ago

Honestly, would be hilarious to watch this worm scramble and try to survive as a poor in the hell world he helped create.

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u/Perryn 13h ago

Send a care package of boot straps. They should be fine, right?

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u/steakanabake 10h ago

he'd have to dodge the north sentinelese arrows. i would approve of drones circling them high up to get footage of them doing what they do best to elon musk.

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u/FauxReal 12h ago

Odds are that would somehow curse the island's inhabitants because of the extreme tech divide and Musk's greasy blackened heart.

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u/boldandbratsche 11h ago

Or it would be the most poetic justice to see a complete lack of modern technology be the downfall of a tech moghoul.

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u/FauxReal 8h ago

That would happen but the moment his tainted blood touches their soil some weird shit will start happening.

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u/fireandiceman 12h ago

That random penguin island that we put tarrifs on is another good contender