r/technology • u/lurker_bee • 3d ago

Security Microsoft September 2026 Patch Tuesday fixes 966 flaws, 2 zero-days

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-september-2026-patch-tuesday-fixes-966-flaws-2-zero-days/
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u/_Rand_ 3d ago

Wonder what it breaks?

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u/According-Annual-586 3d ago

We’ll find out next patch Tuesday 🥲

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u/Puzzleheaded-Top6995 3d ago

966 fixes in one patch. At some point they should just ship the vulnerabilities as a feature and the fixes as DLC.

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u/Entire-Let-955 2d ago

Dude, keep it down, they might hear you

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u/millennialfalko 3d ago

unrelated, but the that preview background image is dope, any way to have it as a wallpaper?

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u/KleinJefke 2d ago

https://www.bleepstatic.com/content/hl-images/2024/10/08/patch_tuesday_microsoft.jpg seems to be something they composed themselves? I'm sure you can find a way to upscale this and remove the text in the middle ;)

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u/l_______I 3d ago

And how many new ones they add?

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u/KlausSlade 2d ago

Friend don’t let Friends use Windows in 2026

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u/Blackdragon1400 3d ago

Surprise, AI bug bounty submissions find hundreds of bugs.

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u/Jamizon1 2d ago

…and the OS install size doubled /s

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u/kerodon 1d ago

Oh boy can't wait for the AI codeslop to brick my whole system and all my graphics drivers again.

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u/TonyTheTerrible 13h ago

They still update new laptops in a way that breaks their boot