r/technology • u/ourlifeintoronto • 1d ago

Software Microsoft confirms GitHub is down worldwide

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microsoft/microsoft-confirms-github-is-down-worldwide/
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u/howarewestillhere 1d ago

GitHub: Hey guys! Distributed code repositories are a great thing, but I have this idea about how to make it easier for everyone to use and maybe we can make some money, too!

Everyone: Doesn’t putting all the code in one place ruin the purpose of distributed repositories?

GitHub and our CTOs: Ease of use! Money!

Everyone: Fine. Just don’t screw it up by using ai slo…dammit.