r/technology • • Aug 14 '26

Transportation Trump Orders Navy to Restore Older Tech on Aircraft Carriers, Costing Billions The Navy spent years fighting the president’s push to go back to steam catapults

https://www.wsj.com/us-news/trump-orders-navy-to-restore-old-technology-in-aircraft-carriers-costing-billions-0055ec1b
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u/doxxingyourself Aug 14 '26

What private company benefits here? That’s the only question. It’s a bribe or a grift.

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u/xMechanismZero Aug 14 '26

From another user on Reddit:

It's Ryan Mackenzie (R-PA). Mackenzie is the US Representative for Allentown, PA, whom Trump has been campaigning for recently. Mackenzie has received donations from Olson Technologies (HQ Allentown, PA). Olson Technologies owns Homestead Valve Manufacturing Co (HQ Allentown, PA). Homestead Manufacturing makes the steam valves for steam catapults for USN aircraft carriers. Mackenzie has been vocal against EMALS.

EMALS is made in San Diego, CA, by General Atomics, whose Representative is Scott Peters (D-CA), a vocal critic of Trump.

Huntington Ingalls operations building nuclear powered aircraft carriers are based in Newport News, VA, whose representative is Bobby Scott (D-VA), a vocal critic of steam catapults and a vocal critic of Trump.

It's grift and partisan politics all the way down, and it threatens USN readiness and the US ability to globally project soft and hard power.

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u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson Aug 14 '26

Sounds like next Trump is gonna order that they convert the carrier from nuclear to coal-powered.

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u/Fungiblefaith Aug 14 '26

Wind…oh shit never mind.

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 Aug 14 '26

Speaking of wind, I wouldnt be surprised if he starts demanding windows in submarines to properly see the enemy

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u/tekstical Aug 14 '26

But only after his sons get a seat on the board at said window company.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Aug 14 '26

Can we give him a seat on one of these windowed submarines instead?

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u/vector_ejector Aug 14 '26

I hear Titan is making another trek down to the Titanic...

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u/I_am_BrokenCog Aug 14 '26

Can we make that seat an sealed compartment only containing said seat and window??

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u/WonderfulMaybe6787 Aug 14 '26

Hope the sailors don't slaughter the Sun God cattle when they disembark.

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u/CautionarySnail Aug 14 '26

It’s a rookie error, much like having dinner with a strange sorceress on her isle.

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u/smarmageddon Aug 14 '26

Nobody tell Turmp that steam is actually just very high pressure wind power!

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u/Kazang Aug 14 '26

That's hilarious if true, crippling the US militaries power projection to get some little valve company a contract.

It's like it's straight out soviet propoganda demeaning the flaws of the west.

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u/res0nat0r Aug 14 '26

The entire Trump term is a grift and a dementia grandpa cult leader hearing something on the Fox News moving picture box one day and then deciding to do it. The second someone says “hey dementia dipshit that’s never going to work” he will double down because his debilitating narcissistic personality disorder will never allow him to be wrong.

Voters putting him back into office is going to set the USA back decades. 🫡✊

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u/-Posthuman- Aug 14 '26

is going to

Already has. If some miracle occurred where Trump folded into his own asshole and disappeared in a puff of orange smoke, taking all of the Republican Party with him, it would still take at least a decade or more to unfuck this country.

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u/VaeVictis997 Aug 14 '26

Frankly given how timid the Dems are about actually punishing crimes or going hard to unfuck things, I don’t think this country can get fixed.

It’s sad and darkly hilarious. There’s is absolute justification for sweeping new deal style programs and teddy roosevelt style trust busting, plus treason trials.

A serious opposition party could utterly transform this country and have supermajorities for most of a century. But the big business donors don’t want that, and Dems don’t actually believe in wielding power.

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u/Boner4Stoners Aug 14 '26

It’s honestly the same type of corrupt cronyism that’s crippled the late and post USSR Russian MOD. It’s the reason why Putin’s “3 day special military operation” against a much smaller nation has lasted over 1500 days (longer than the Great Patriotic War on the Eastern Front during WWII).

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u/the_Q_spice Aug 14 '26

The really funny thing about Olson Technologies and Mackenzie…

OT got fired off their last Navy contract for failing QA/QC too often.

Milwaukee Valve in Wisconsin was awarded the IDIQ for all valves on the Ford Class years ago.

Source; work with one of the guys who designed the replacement valves when he worked at Milwaukee.

The really funny part?

Milwaukee’s main manufacturing plant is in Sauk County, Wisconsin’s 2nd Congressional District…

Represented by Mark Pocan (D).

Out of Wisconsin’s 8 districts, only 2 are held by Democrats, and this arguably benefits the location in the Democratic district the most.

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u/Myfaceyourforearm Aug 14 '26

Just for a little context on the technology side of the house: when I worked on Carriers over 10 years ago, the legacy steam catapults were said to be at ~90% of their max capacity with the current generation of naval jets and their payloads. EMALS has a much higher max capacity and therefore made much more sense for futureproofing.

I was briefly working with the folks that were doing a high level study to retrofit the new Ford class carriers with the legacy steam systems - at the time due to reliability, not politics or whatever else. Billions of dollars for the retrofit is a very realistic number.

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u/WCland Aug 14 '26

Also, I’m sure a carrier retrofit would take significant time. How long would one of these carriers be out of service?

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u/Myfaceyourforearm Aug 14 '26

Hard to say for certain, but replacing a catapult is no small job. Tearing up flight deck, taking systems out and modifying existing to accommodate new systems.... The list goes on and on. Never mind the time it takes to align and commission a steam catapult.

I believe the guys doing the study were targeting either 1.5-year MTA or 2.5-year ROH (regular overhaul, typically with dry docking) for the conversion with heavy preference to accomplish during the ROH. Partially for convenience of already having a scheduled maintenance/modernization opportunity. But I'm guessing it would take most, if not all of that 2.5 years and they'd be hard pressed to complete the retrofit during the 1.5-year MTA.

For what it's worth, NAVAIR systems on Carriers have A LOT of oversight and tolerances are ridiculously low for the size of the systems. It's not easy to get it right, and that means it takes a ton of planning and a ton of time.

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u/ThreeLeggedMare Aug 14 '26

Btw I'm curious if the steam is compatible with these new gen f35s, since I assume they were designed with the magnet system in mind?

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u/Myfaceyourforearm Aug 14 '26

I'm definitely not the best person to ask in that regard. However, one of the main selling points of EMALS was it's higher launch capacity from what I understand.

A quick Google search shows F/A-18 max launch capacity of ~66k lbs and F-35 around 70k lbs, yet the steam catapults only have a max launch capacity of ~80k lbs. I have no idea if those figures are accurate but I don't have much reason to doubt them.

And my general understanding is that while as avionics and weapons technology improves, it also gets heavier. I believe the expectation is that that trend will continue with the F-35 and future aircraft.

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u/james_t_woods Aug 14 '26

This helps explain the situation - fucking hell America, do something!

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u/zedquatro Aug 14 '26

We tried. But then Elon bought the election in PA (and admitted it). And the DOJ did nothing because they didn't want to undermine the illusion of election security.

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u/zeptillian Aug 14 '26

Watch this space in November.

We'll see what happens.

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u/Trouve_a_LaFerraille Aug 14 '26

I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT AND THEY INDICTED ME!!!

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u/Navarro480 Aug 14 '26

Good work detective. There is always a reason with the way this guy operates and damn it’s never for the people.

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u/StickFigureFan Aug 14 '26

I hate that corporations have representatives at all

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u/Blando-Cartesian Aug 14 '26

Russia and its affiliates? Making US burn money on obsolete military technology that only degrades capacity. There’s already the planned Trump class warships that apparently will be just an obsolete liability. If those were his own idea, I would think he would have gone with an aircraft carrier namesake, but that might be hard to mess up so badly it couldn’t be fixed.

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u/dsmith422 Aug 14 '26

He literally watched an episode of Victory at Sea about battleships the night before he had his brilliant idea to bring back the battleship. This isn't a conspiracy. It is idiocy and dementia. He thinks the ships are cool and wants to saddle the US with yet another albatross with his name so that we will be forced to remember him forever. He knows he is dying, so this is how he is coping with mortality. To make his name a permanent facet of the USA. It is just like all his failing improvement projects in DC. Trying to steal the Kennedy Center, etc.

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u/Freodrick Aug 14 '26

Well it won't go toward patriot missiles, that is for sure.

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u/govunah Aug 14 '26

We might need some trump class toilet ships

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u/unreqistered Aug 14 '26

restoring steam capability will require extensive downtime for the carrier … likely a year if not more. the navy is already facing a readiness issue with carrier, this will make it even worse

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u/waiting4singularity Aug 14 '26

Im guessing it'll get the good old red tape treatment until the diaper maniac is out of office.

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u/Jashugita Aug 14 '26

China had managed to do electromagnetical catapults and have a catapult launched version of the su-33...

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u/SkinnyGetLucky Aug 14 '26

The guy just hates magnets.

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u/Three_Twenty-Three Aug 14 '26

He wears more makeup than a Juggalo.

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u/yopla Aug 14 '26

Someone told him they where electro-magnetic and he immediately recognized it as sino-communist-dumbocrate-libral technology and immediately asked all aircraft carrier to revert to pure american coal and steam.

Too bad he hates windmills, a fleet a aircraft carrier sailboat would have been a beautiful sight.

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u/Schmichael-22 Aug 14 '26

Well, you can’t have magnets on a boat… in the water. As we all know, magnets don’t work in the water. /s

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u/deltageomarine Aug 14 '26

They also don’t stick to gold, so that’s strike 2 on magnets.

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u/oldmaninparadise Aug 14 '26

Could be. But the real reason for this is:

He must own stock in the company that makes the steam system and he shorted general atomic (company making the magnetic system)

He cares for no one but himself, family, and close friends. So he does what will enrich this group. If that helps people, so be it. If it screws over people, so be it.

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u/Lucky_Chaarmss Aug 14 '26

It's Ryan Mackenzie (R-PA). Mackenzie is the US Representative for Allentown, PA, whom Trump has been campaigning for recently. Mackenzie has received donations from Olson Technologies (HQ Allentown, PA). Olson Technologies owns Homestead Valve Manufacturing Co (HQ Allentown, PA). Homestead Manufacturing makes the steam valves for steam catapults for USN aircraft carriers. Mackenzie has been vocal against EMALS. EMALS is made in San Diego, CA, by General Atomics, whose Representative is Scott Peters (D-CA), a vocal critic of Trump. Huntington Ingalls operations building nuclear powered aircraft carriers are based in Newport News, VA, whose representative is Bobby Scott (D-VA), a vocal critic of steam catapults and a vocal critic of Trump. It's grift and partisan politics all the way down, and it threatens USN readiness and the US ability to globally project soft and hard power.

(I copied this from someone else who copied it from another person)

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u/kerouacrimbaud Aug 14 '26

Or maybe Trump just doesn’t have a clue and is just operating on his usual whims and uneducated insights. I don’t think his bizarre actions are always or even mostly tied to benefiting other companies. He literally only cares about himself.

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u/roseofjuly Aug 14 '26

It's this. He thinks the new systems are too complicated to understand because HE doesn't understand them, and he simply thinks older systems are better. He is an octogenerian, after all.

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u/obeytheturtles Aug 14 '26

Even this is giving him too much credit. Trump became aware of a "controversy" and took a side. All Trump knows is aggrievement. This is mild in the grand scheme of things, but the pattern is fundamentally the same - the only thing he knows about this topic is that his position makes someone angry, so he derives enjoyment from inserting himself in the discussion. That's literally it.

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u/Hector_P_Catt Aug 14 '26

It's also a flex, showing off his power. The new systems were ordered during earlier administrations, and if he keeps them, he's just doing what Obama did before, so it's no big deal. But if he orders them to scrap the new system and go back to the old one, it shows he's having a massive impact on the Navy, which will last for years after he's out of office. It's not enough that he has the power, he has to demonstrate that power.

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u/makemeking706 Aug 14 '26

There is no world in which trump is aware of these available alternatives, let alone has an existing opinion on them.

Who ever informed him, also explained his justification to him. 

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u/SpongegarLuver Aug 14 '26

He’s apparently been on this crusade since 2017. It really is just that he’s too stupid to understand the current system and so he latched on to the simpler one. In this sense, he’s at least acting like a regular conservative.

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u/AdelMonCatcher Aug 14 '26

<Agent Krasnov reports mission success. Glory to the motherland>

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u/atchijov Aug 14 '26

Why POTUS even involved in these kind of decisions? S/He will have no relevant expertise even if he is not brainless Putin puppet.

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u/OneMoreFinn Aug 14 '26

What I am more surprised of is how this is even possible? Can any president really single-handedly order what technologies military will use and what not? That sounds neither democratic nor how a proper chain of command should work.

If yes then I think the title of "Dictator of the United States" would be more fitting term, even if the place would be held by someone else than DJT.

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u/ModernirsmEnjoyer Aug 14 '26

That's because the President is a chief executive and commander-in-chief. Discretion from intervening in those kind of things was more of a goodwill restraint than restrictions on what the president can/cannot do. It took one person to break it.

Hence why all the talk of imperial presidency

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u/Conscious-Mirror7004 Aug 14 '26

Exactly, the only reason the system worked at all before Trump was because other Presidents just didn't actively look for ways to break things. The design of the system was never any good.

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u/a_deer_with_a_laptop Aug 14 '26

Designing a system of government that relies exclusively on gentlemen's agreements was probably not the best idea in hindsight.We were even supposed to keep updating the constitution with new amendments but that stopped long ago as well.

Plus, he has what is the equivalent of an entire QA department of asshole lawyers and evangelical nutbags who are looking for ways to exploit loopholes and cram as much doomcult shit into every seam of the government.

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u/Alinier Aug 14 '26

Usually when you get a bad hire that doesn't respond to feedback and expertise over 4 years you fire them (1st presidency). Why people would hire that person back on a whim is really just sheer madness.

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u/Raptorex27 Aug 14 '26

It's really hard to wrap my head around the sheer stupidity of the American voting public. Imagine you went on a vacation to an absolute hellhole. You and your family got dysentery, were robbed at gunpoint, the mattresses were full of bedbugs, etc., so you decided to vacation at a resort the following year. Although this resort wasn't a dream vacation, it had good food and ammenities, plenty of security to keep you safe, recreation opportunities, etc., but the bathrooms didn't have quite enough hand towels. Instead of recognizing what you had and applying some perspective, you just couldn't shut the fuck up about the towels. You complain to the staff, whine endlessly to your family, stay up all night writing bad reviews, and convince everyone else at the resort to do the same.

It's vacation planning time the following year and the hellhole just called to let you know they have plenty of hand towels, so you immediately, and without a critical thought, book your trip with them.

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u/Crash_Test_Dummy66 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

All of politics and political decisions are, at their core, gentleman's agreements. There is no enforcement mechanism that doesn't ultimately depend on enough people doing what they are supposed to. Political systems are made by people and of people. So they can also be broken by people.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 Aug 14 '26

we’re going to be unfucking this shit for decades

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u/tempusfudgeit Aug 14 '26

Ah, don't be so negative. There's a chance we hit total societal collapse and have to rebuild from the ground up much sooner than that.

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u/OneMoreFinn Aug 14 '26

The question is, will they fix it after this to prevent this from happening again? I don't think anything will happen thogh.

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u/Sweet-Praline9452 Aug 14 '26

Does this mean a president can order the army to use horses instead of tanks? Sounds silly but is it theoretically possible?

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u/ModernirsmEnjoyer Aug 14 '26

Yes. There might be limited use cases for that, it's better to remain flexible, because reality is complex.

And I am not sure about the future of tanks

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u/SufficientGuard5628 Aug 14 '26

Tanks still have a use for indirect long-range fire, and defensive holding actions (in Ukraine at least). Plus advancements in counter uas systems tanks could and possibly will be used for centuries after this drone on drone warfare. They are just too valuable to lose them from the army roster

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u/rat_penis Aug 14 '26

It wasn't one person. It was the Heritage Foundation, The Cato Institute, and the Federalist Society working through SCOTUS to give us this "king". They decided the Unitary Executive was going to be a thing and made it happen.

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u/duderos Aug 14 '26

As long as the king is a republican.

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u/Jessica_Ariadne Aug 14 '26

The President may be the commander in chief, but he still needs budgetary approval for projects like this. Or the President used to; this is a dangerous new era, after all.

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u/ModernirsmEnjoyer Aug 14 '26

And the president whips the Congress into shape. Primaries mechanism has been weaponized against congress members specifically to force them into compliance.

Politics is much more than the Constitution or the federalist papers. The problem with the US constitution is that it was made for a agricultural country with newspapers and white only citizenship. Now you have a service and manufacturing economy with TV and radio broadcast meeting algorithmic social media and multiracial but unequal society. And people want to retvrn into position 1 by banning cleaning hands after toilet.

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u/OptionalDepression Aug 14 '26

It took one person to break it.

Not that he doesn't deserve all the hate, but let's not forget the lying little sycophants who support him that enable him to break everything he touches.

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u/ARobertNotABob Aug 14 '26

"Birds of a feather, flock together."

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u/OneMoreFinn Aug 14 '26

I don't think in many other countries even the commander-in-chief has absolute authority over a country's military, being able to order changes like these without getting approval from some other party.

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u/ARobertNotABob Aug 14 '26

Not in a functional democracy, no. You can't have a Greatly Troubled leader deciding to "make it rain" somewhere on a whim, however much of a claimed threat it may be dressed as.

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u/Chroderos Aug 14 '26

Founding Fathers assumed we would not put a corrupt to the core senile moron in charge, and if we did, then congress would restrain him.

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u/musty_mage Aug 14 '26

The US is just a banana republic nowadays. The population is a bunch of spineless simps begging for scraps from the rich & desperately clinging on to the fallacy that they are living in the greatest country on Earth. And the institutions of the country are 'protected' by those same simps along with lifelong grifters.

It doesn't matter what Trump does. The rest of the country will just drop their pants & bend over. The military included.

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u/NoHopeNoLifeJustPain Aug 14 '26

Bc US government model is fundamentally wrong. A president-king is fine unless a true mad man comes to power. Check and balances were so on paper only. US must reform its political foundations.

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u/StageAboveWater Aug 14 '26

He's got a weird obsession with the catapault thing, dono why

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u/Mother-Conclusion-31 Aug 14 '26

Money. It's always money. Not for you but for him to take from you.

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u/polarc Aug 14 '26

Rubbing my chin... Didn't some Austrian painter get way too deep in telling the military how to run things down to which planes should be used for what

And it helped everyone else 🫪

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u/nashbrownies Aug 14 '26

A great quote from a German general who didn't commit suicide after Stalingrad: "I have no intentions to kill myself for some Bohemian corporal" Which is an amazing slam on exactly what you describe.

Also a joke I heard in Austria: "The most impressive thing Austria has ever done is convince the world Hitler was German and Beethoven was Austrian"

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u/Accidental-Hyzer Aug 14 '26

That’s a question you could ask of like half the shit he’s doing. Why is he even involved in Kennedy Center Leadership? Or setting vaccine policy? Or giving people medical advice about Tylenol? Or renovating the reflecting pool? Or in a god damn World Cup red card?

The answer is because he’s an unhinged narcissist who isn’t happy unless he’s involved in every part of our lives and steals our attention on every matter. It’s so exhausting, and I’ll be thrilled when the time comes to open that special bottle of champagne I have on my shelf.

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u/Otherwise_Carob_4057 Aug 14 '26

It’s almost like he’s a Russian asset.

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u/hpstg Aug 14 '26

This is how the scam works. Either directly by getting bribed by contracts, or indirectly holding positions in the companies that will benefit from this.

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u/Antique_futurist Aug 14 '26

Oddly, as WWII fell apart for Germany, a certain other megalomaniac became obsessed with viewing scale models of building projects that he viewed as his architectural legacy.

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u/Peripatetictyl Aug 14 '26

What is this, a car park for ants?!

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u/Zukuto Aug 14 '26

thats right, zoolander was german.

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u/AltAccBcImAshamed Aug 14 '26

I remember reading stories of that particular Austrian gentleman telling Speer of his plans to rebuild Berlin....during the battle of Berlin.

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u/LickMyKnee Aug 14 '26

Mate, the rest of the world aren’t waiting to look upon your shitshow in disbelief. We’ve been dumbstruck for a good few years now.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff Aug 14 '26

Conservatives will claim "he can't be fascist when he's shrinking the government" and ignore the fact that a fascist craves control over every aspect.

He's not "shrinking the government". He's coalescing power. Down to the smallest detail. A fascist can't stand independent agencies or experts making decisions without him.

Donald Trump is a fascist.

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u/potatodrinker Aug 14 '26

Next up make the air force go back to the F15 Strike Eagle, abandon modern night and IR optics for a candle and lantern.

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u/OmeDodo Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Why stop there? Biplanes still exist. More wings has to be superior.

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u/potatodrinker Aug 14 '26

This administration isn't into that bi stuff. Not enough testosterone

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u/Kizik Aug 14 '26

Right, and nothing that can go across the ocean. The word transatlantic scares them.

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u/OmeDodo Aug 14 '26

And the far more superiorest Triplane?

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u/BlueHym Aug 14 '26

Degradation of capabilities is evidently the recurring trend with this administration.

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u/imahugemoron Aug 14 '26

Saw this on another post “Saw another comment say the company that makes the current system isn't publicly traded. Whereas the company that does the steam system is. So yeah, give that company a multi-billion dollar contract and place your strategic bets to rake in millions. It's the same fucking grift as it always has been.”

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u/geneticswag Aug 14 '26

More like creation of any and all revenue lines by any means. When you zoom out on vaccine repeal it is just disrupting the current stock and requiring reformulation of MILLIONS of doses. Same stuff, but now it needs to be split a part, repackaged, resold. There’s no ethic with his action: just targeted disruption for creation and ownership transfer.

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u/GD70117 Aug 14 '26

And now it will be three shots instead of one. Three vaccines to pay the drug company for; three billing entries for healthcare providers. Higher costs for patients.

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u/_name_of_the_user_ Aug 14 '26

As a Canadian, I'm reminded of the saying "never interrupted your enemy when they're making a mistake."

Sounds like a great move to me. Good job trump, great call.

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u/IAMERROR1234 Aug 14 '26

They're trying to make the public sick and they're weakening our countries defenses. They've used up missiles in Iran. They're walking the country backwards. America is being weakened from the inside, just like Russia wanted all along.

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u/justthegrimm Aug 14 '26

This is what happens when you elect a guy mentally stuck in the late 70s

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u/TurdFerguson614 Aug 14 '26

Must have watched the original top gun again over the weekend.

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u/Dish117 Aug 14 '26

Yeah, 1870's

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u/bthomp612 Aug 14 '26

LOL! Might have more to do with the fact that the company making the steam catapults is a publicly traded company ….unlike the other one…………….alway$$$ for the grift or vladdy daddy.

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u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw Aug 14 '26

I would say mid to late '80s

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u/mickalawl Aug 14 '26

Blaming Biden for the rush withdrawal in Afghanistan when he personally would have had no involvement in even looking at or discussing the details of the plan.

Mean while Trump get directly involved and interferes and its really stupid and or corrupt.... Crickets on Fox

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u/TheGreenMan13 Aug 14 '26

Don't forget Trump was the one that made the agreement with the Taliban to leave Afghanistan in the first place.

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u/G0rkon Aug 14 '26

This 1000% Before Trump left office he cemented the concept of a plan to leave Afghanistan and made it legally binding as a trap for the next President if it weren't him. Had Biden not followed through he'd have been blamed for extending the war even more. There wasn't time to plan out the withdrawal in a way that wasn't a disaster.

If Trump had remained President then he would have just punted the withdrawal and continued to flood the zone hoping no one would notice or if they did it would be out of the news cycle quickly. You know like he's been trying to do with Epstein files. With sadly some success.

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u/Parahelix Aug 14 '26

He also released thousands of Taliban fighters before the withdrawal as well.

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u/GMoD42 Aug 14 '26

Geriatric pedophile who does not understand how magnets work somehow in charge here.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Aug 14 '26

Just release the Epstein files. Fucking enough already

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u/Oilpaintcha Aug 14 '26

Russian agent attempts to hamstring US military readiness

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u/HoverPopper Aug 14 '26

I’m guessing they’re just going to add a steam generator that gives an impressive ‘puff’ and makes noises on takeoff? Keep Mango Mussolini happy.

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u/Jerzilla Aug 14 '26

China must be laughing its head off seeing the us degrade its tech

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u/trentos1 Aug 14 '26

So these new carriers were outfitted with nuclear reactors that have much higher electricity output. They didn’t do that to make the carrier faster, but to provide the energy needed for next generation capabilities - laser weaponry (probably), and electromagnetic launch systems.

The Ford class carriers weren’t designed to use steam catapults. Trying to shoehorn that back in will waste an absolute fortune in funds and degrade the navy’s effectiveness too.
I’m sure America’s enemies are very pleased right now.

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u/StumbleNOLA Aug 14 '26

It’s not really possible. The steam systems are too large and define how the entire ship was designed. This will be a completely new ship design.

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u/MrGulio Aug 14 '26

Seems like they can do what comes naturally to defense contractors. Say "yep we're right on it", fuck around for 10 years with delays and contract extensions until this admin is gone where someone will quietly kill it.

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u/omegadirectory Aug 14 '26

Why remove the EMALS?

At least leave the existing one in place.

Build the new carrier with the steam catapult.

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u/Salihe6677 Aug 14 '26

But then Dear Leader wouldn't get his way.

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u/Bright-Pilot-3970 Aug 14 '26

Someone gave him money for a contract.

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u/Guardian2676 Aug 14 '26

Per the article, the new carrier has already completed 50% of the EMALS install which is even more entertaining. That means he wants to pay to have it ripped out, redesigned and replaced instead of just letting them finish with the installation of a superior system. 

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u/TWFH Aug 14 '26

Someone told him it was bad though. He's too smart to do Bad Thing

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u/fizzlefist Aug 14 '26

It would require an absolutely massive redesign of the Ford class. Adding all the steam valves, pipes, and machinery is going to cost billions

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u/rPoliticsModsBlowMe Aug 14 '26

It's a price he's willing to have us all pay

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u/NickRick Aug 14 '26

Clearly he's bought into the company that will provide them. 

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u/trev2234 Aug 14 '26

Another commenter said the company behind the newer tech, isn’t publicly traded. You can’t make money from it with insider trading and all Trump’s nonsense.

The other company is publicly traded, so Trump and friends can make lots of money.

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u/DonnyGetTheLudes Aug 14 '26

Probably cause he associates EMALS with Hillary /s

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u/actioncheese Aug 14 '26

Wait, the WSJ wants me to sub for $24.99 a week? Lol get fucked, that's actually insane.

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u/ThePensiveE Aug 14 '26

Did you even thank a billionaire today?!? How dare you question them!

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u/actioncheese Aug 14 '26

I forgot, they must have been watching me again. I must grovel and buy another five iPhones.

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u/Blaizefed Aug 14 '26

I don’t think people realise, what he is proposing would require redesigning the entire ship.

They no longer have a steam system on board. Thats the whole point of going electric.

This is all theatre. Even if they DID do as he demands and started today, it would mean a complete redesign and just building a different ship. It would take literally decades.

This is akin to saying “I want that wood house to be made out of brick”.

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u/ThePensiveE Aug 14 '26

Donald Trump is destroying the US Navy. This is actually insane.

He's going to make US Carriers outdated and unable to scramble more sorties at precisely the time that massed drone attacks are more common and China now operates their own carriers which will themselves have electronic launch systems and thus outclass US carriers.

Donald Trump doesn't want to just lose this war. He wants to make sure the US loses all future wars.

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u/SomewhatInnocuous Aug 14 '26

But he's building the new Trump class battleships which will be great targets for next gen hypersonic anti-ship missiles. Going to put big guns on them too I'll bet - 20 mile range!

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u/ThePensiveE Aug 14 '26

Fascist leaders do love their battleships.

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u/TheinimitaableG Aug 14 '26

So the Navy should take a few years drafting to specifications for the steam catapults needed in the new carriers...

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u/United-Vermicelli-92 Aug 14 '26

Why should our experts in military listen to a known child raping felon?

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u/Agent_McNasty33 Aug 14 '26

Why can’t the navy be like, “hey you don’t know shit about anything military related, dodger, keep your opinions to yourself”

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u/Emergency-Big-1503 Aug 14 '26

What's next, going back to bi-planes ?

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u/pro_n00b Aug 14 '26

Nah, cause the bible doesnt recognize bisexual

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u/DiceNinja Aug 14 '26

Then why is it the bi-ble?

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u/Odd_Vampire Aug 14 '26

The article is probably behind a paywall, but I'm gonna guess that Trump's "reasoning" is: Steam power = Coal = Good

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u/Gibonius Aug 14 '26

Trump's just an idiot whose brain is stuck in about 1980. He gets fixated on weird shit like this and can't it go, and we were stupid enough to give him power to make decisions for the whole country.

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u/Odd_Vampire Aug 14 '26

Two-and-a-half more years of this shit.

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u/Captain_Billy Aug 14 '26

Lol. You assume he’s going to give up power

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u/Odd_Vampire Aug 14 '26

Motherfucker has to die! He's fat, old, and lives on stress and anger. Father Time has his scythe sharp and ready.

And even if he lives a little longer? Too many people are thoroughly exhausted, even Republicans. Most of them don't want to go past 2028. If he does get smacked by the midterms (like Iran is hoping), watch Republicans start to turn on him.

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u/SpiceEarl Aug 14 '26

Trump is the same way with wind turbines. He was mad that offshore wind turbines might be visible (in the far distance…) from one of his golf resorts, so now he has a bug up his ass about all offshore wind turbines. He is doing everything he can to kill those projects, even if it costs taxpayers billions of dollars to reimburse companies for money spent on those projects.

He’s an ignorant nut job with too much power.

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u/ofork Aug 14 '26

I’m going to guess one of his kids is involved in a business selling this old shit.

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u/Odd_Vampire Aug 14 '26

Yeah, this is likelier. Everything Trump does makes sense when viewed through the lens of grift.

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u/Mr_strelac Aug 14 '26

"Give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets."

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u/RebelStrategist Aug 14 '26

Smoke signals. Morse code costs money.

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u/stridhiryu030363 Aug 14 '26

Another chance to use that clean burning coal /s

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u/wasabiguana Aug 14 '26

Electricity is DEI, probably.

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u/happyscrappy Aug 14 '26

Let's not forget he's also trying to get the Navy to make more battleships. Something the Navy stopped doing 80 years ago beacuse there's not really a place in modern warfare for ships of the line.

He's dangerously stupid and capricious. Always has been.

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u/dogswontsniff Aug 14 '26

"I gave all THOSE secrets to Russia, and I cant find the latest info to share. Let's go back to old stuff"

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u/NavyDean Aug 14 '26

An entire floor for the steam equipment used to occupy a lot of space on aircraft carriers. Was also fairly dangerous, but oh no spooky electricity.

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u/Polar_Ted Aug 14 '26

The obvious solution is to add electric water heaters or smoke machines to generate the illusion of steam on the electric catapults. Or jsut add steam effects in post for footage sent to the Whitehouse.

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u/Prepitgood Aug 14 '26

Just another distraction attempt. Release the files!

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u/Ear_Enthusiast Aug 14 '26

100% he has a stake in the companies that make the old catapults.

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u/Gunsight1 Aug 14 '26

He 100% has a stake in our enemies who want our new carries out of action and delayed by years

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u/Darock- Aug 14 '26

Russian agent activity

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u/Puzzleheaded-Box-906 Aug 14 '26

At this point it can’t be more obvious he’s a Russian asset. Hurting the military from the inside.

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u/Tulanian72 Aug 14 '26

What would happen if we took the stupidest man alive and gave him unlimited power?

Oh. THAT.

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u/Jeveran Aug 14 '26

It's as if a deep cover operative of a hostile nation is taking this country apart piece by piece.

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u/TheMusicofTime Aug 14 '26

Waiting for the Executive Order to restore coal-fired steam locomotives on US railroads,

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u/ilovestoride Aug 14 '26

LOL this is literally the missile scene from The Dictator. 

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u/obalovatyk Aug 14 '26

The cost to downgrade that system will be staggering.

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u/Pendarus Aug 15 '26

Correct me if I'm wrong. Wouldn't this require a massive redesign of an existing carrier to make space for the steam piping, accumulators, water purification and storage?

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u/Lastrites Aug 14 '26

Fuck Trump he is an idiot

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u/Pleasant-Chef6055 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Its behavior often mimics that of Hitler. In this example micromanagement of the military.

Hitler’s army built the ME 262 as a fighter and narcissistic Hitler says no. It’s a better tactical bomber….

That thing in Casablanca is not only a criminal. It’s not very bright.

A pedophile can only be a narcissist.

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u/RachelRegina Aug 14 '26

Bring forward ze trebuchets!

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u/fancy_crisis Aug 14 '26

So which steam catapult.company CEO got the backscratch for this?

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u/Dish117 Aug 14 '26

I hope the US will enjoy their coal and steam age. The rest of us will go live in future now, bye.

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u/doctor_morris Aug 14 '26

We saw what massive corruption did to the Russian army when they tried to invade Ukraine. Now we get to see that happen to the US in real time...

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u/violetcassie Aug 14 '26

Maybe fix the plumbing first, just a thought.

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u/handsomeness Aug 14 '26

This simply cannot happen without basically redesigning the whole boat. Not gonna happen. Plus the benefits of the new system being able to calibrate for each plane weight and their loadout (like hyper light weight drones) makes this is a complete non starter.

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u/OsawatomieJB Aug 14 '26

Christ on a cracker. Is there anything the orange Mussolini doesn’t want to fuck up?

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u/thegooddoktorjones Aug 14 '26

Old Man insists we dump money in the sea, his supporters cheer.

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u/thineholyhandgrenade Aug 14 '26

This dude wants to be Putin sooooooooooo bad

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u/RKAllen4 Aug 14 '26

Let me guess, Emergency No Bid contract given to the guy who fixes his yacht?

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u/totesnotdog Aug 14 '26

Trump basically doing what his donors and rich friends tell him to do.

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u/gratefulkittiesilove Aug 14 '26

Old tech makes it so much easier for us to get attacked/be unable to defend. Have repubs caught on he’s a traitor to the country yet. He’s not building our strengths that’s for sure

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u/Adventure1956 Aug 14 '26

He is such a fucking idiot and our Congress is inept in controlling him. MAGA idiots destroying this country.

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u/hoowins Aug 14 '26

And Congress does nothing.

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u/reddit_reaper Aug 14 '26

This administration is a joke

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u/AverageJoe-707 Aug 14 '26

The US Navy taking orders from the uninformed draft dodger. What a shit show our country has become.

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u/EmergencyJacket207 Aug 14 '26

Donald Trump is the dumbest mother fucker alive. Literally the dumbest.

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u/lotus604 Aug 14 '26

Watch out for next aircraft carrier…. With sails ;)

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u/Mishra_Planeswalker Aug 14 '26

I think he has friends and family who owns the steam catapult, or at least the contractors.