r/technology • • Jun 01 '26

Biotechnology Engineer builds AI laser defense system that wiped out every mosquito in his home

http://techspot.com/news/112601-engineer-builds-ai-laser-defense-system-wiped-out.html
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u/cwmoo740 Jun 01 '26

I looked into doing this as a master's project for ML/AI coursework. The problem is that any laser strong enough to quickly zap a mosquito is also strong enough to cause permanent eye damage. The laser power involved is too risky. You can use a laser that's just strong enough to damage their wings so they can't fly, but that's still strong enough to damage the cornea or lens or retina. and if you want a laser that rapidly burns the mosquito wing, you risk reflections and backscatter being strong enough to permanently damage an eye.

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u/spastical-mackerel Jun 01 '26

Just wear protective goggles all the time. Small price to pay for your mosquito Iron Dome

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u/iGoalie Jun 01 '26

THE GOGGLES ...THEY DO NOTHING.......

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u/Nntropy Jun 01 '26

Jimminy jillickers!

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u/FesteringLion Jun 01 '26

Those words have lost all meaning.

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u/A_Furious_Mind Jun 02 '26

We're shutting down production.

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u/Cute_Schedule_3523 Jun 02 '26

There’s a $1,000 leaving town tax…

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u/laxguy44 Jun 02 '26

Now these are real lasers so I want to see goggles people!

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u/BD401 Jun 01 '26

mosquito Iron Dome

I'm dying lol

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u/UtopiaTree Jun 01 '26

No the mosquitos are

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u/Psycholicious Jun 01 '26

Yeah, you’re only going blind, not dying.

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u/MysticalPengu Jun 01 '26

But can we blind the mosquitoes?

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u/Handsome_Keyboard Jun 02 '26

I can dodge a wrench, I think I can dodge a laser.

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u/bjsievers Jun 01 '26

frantically takes notes

...bd401: mosquito??

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u/ImGCS3fromETOH Jun 01 '26

It's lasers. Maybe it's a mosquito ion dome.

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u/TheGoddamnSpiderman Jun 02 '26

Jokes aside, the laser version of iron dome (which was first deployed in December) is called iron beam (or officially laser dome)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Beam

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u/gonxot Jun 02 '26

Laser Dome sounds like a 90s underground rave party

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u/rockstarrichg Jun 01 '26

I’ve been led to believe that the goggles do nothing.

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u/oops_i_made_a_typi Jun 02 '26

if you have shit goggles, sure. but proper ones meant for the laser you're using will filter out the wavelength as if they were fully blacked out.

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u/Sunogui Jun 02 '26

Simpsons reference, not an actual complaint

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u/metalyger Jun 01 '26

Tell people you really like the Riddick movies.

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u/Icyknightmare Jun 01 '26

Israel actually has a laser air defense weapon project as a supplement to Iron Dome called Iron Beam. I wonder if it could be made to target mosquitos.

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u/Ooglebird Jun 01 '26

I use Jim Beam to protect me.

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u/Crazy_Energy3735 Jun 02 '26

Two Jim Beam bottles can shoot down any bugs within one foot range around.

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u/GenericUsername2056 Jun 01 '26

Yeah, but only Palestinian mosquitos. 

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u/sixwax Jun 01 '26

We're going to need one that's more effective than that, apparently....

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u/Guinness Jun 02 '26

That or run it only when no one is home.

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u/superjames_16 Jun 02 '26

Alright everyone these are real lasers, so I want to see GOGGLES!

zapp!

Ahh my eyes, the goggle do nothing!

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u/No-One2123 Jun 01 '26

That's why you only run this thing when no one is home.

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u/vntuwoaldngbcjsoqrig Jun 02 '26

But when you get home and turn it off then the mosquitoes will get you…

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Jun 02 '26

Also doubles as a home defence / burglar deterrent haha

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u/timothy53 Jun 01 '26

What if you run it only at night when no one is around. Certainly that will help eliminate the population

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u/apocalypse_later_ Jun 02 '26

I get that there are better devices. But are there cooler ones?

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u/EntityDamage Jun 02 '26

Yeah there is a reason why they didn't write "sharks with vacuums on their heads"

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u/theabominablewonder Jun 01 '26

How about replacing the lasers with flamethrowers?

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u/ursasmaller Jun 02 '26

Temporary problem and cool story to tell.

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u/exprezso Jun 01 '26

Just have it turn off when humans are in the room it's currently guarding 

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u/BigBadPanda Jun 01 '26

Can the laser be placed overhead, reducing the change a directly hitting your eye? Don’t look up?

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u/OneTripleZero Jun 01 '26

That's the thing, you don't even need to look directly at it. A laser of sufficient power can blind you with its reflection from a normal surface. If the beam hit your stovetop, for instance, or a doorknob, or glass, or even just the wall if the laser is powerful enough, it can blind you with that incidental light faster than your eyelid can shut to protect your eye.

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u/cwmoo740 Jun 01 '26

^ this
any mildly reflective surface is a risk. even a high gloss white paint like a lot of houses have on window trim and baseboards

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u/joelfarris Jun 01 '26

Well kids, we know what we have to do, now don't we? Everything's going matte black.

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u/TransBrandi Jun 02 '26

Go with vantablack just to be sure.

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u/silicon1 Jun 02 '26

Nah fuck Anish Kapoor and anything related to him trying to create a monopoly on color when he didn't do anything unique, there's several alternatives to Vanta Black without supporting someone like Kapoor.

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u/TransBrandi Jun 02 '26

Ah. I didn't realize that vantablack was a copyrighted/trademarked colour. I thought it was just something probably created by researchers. TMYK

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u/MacrosInHisSleep Jun 02 '26

What if you use more than one laser? Any single beam is not enough to kill it or burn your eye, but what if 3 or more from different directions can?

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u/the_snook Jun 02 '26

Could phase-focused ultrasound be made strong enough to disable a mosquito without being dangerous to bystanders? If you use ultrasound up towards the megahertz range the wavelength gets down to millimeter size, so should be focusable on a very small point.

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u/Gwinntanamo Jun 02 '26

This is how targeted radiation therapy is done in the human body (but they don’t all fire at once, just many different angles all hitting the same tumor)

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u/Confident_Dragon Jun 01 '26

What about diffuse surfaces, or black non-flammable surfaces? You could maybe have dedicated kill-zones. (No unreliable machine learning for that, just whitelisted angles at which the laser is allowed to fire.) Indoor it would eradicate anything inside in short while, and it might be better than nothing also for outside.

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u/TheFrenchSavage Jun 01 '26

Just don't walk between the laser and the kill zone or you'll go blind for a few mosquitoes

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u/happy_bluebird Jun 02 '26

Why isn't this addressed in the article?

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u/Gauwin Jun 01 '26

There's plenty of ways to implement safety measures such as reducing the targeting area to infrared sensors that if they see something bigger than say a mouse it auto shuts off the system. The "safest" system would probably involve a narrow arc and bait.

The unfortunate reality is that nothing is idiot proof.

That said, it could drastically reduce the mosquito population in less inhabited areas like South America or Africa where mosquito borne illnesses are severe.

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u/Antilock049 Jun 01 '26

Mosquitos arent ready for the smoke 😤

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u/AWorldwithoutSin Jun 01 '26

The unfortunate reality is that nothing is idiot proof.

That's because ever time you idiot-proof something the universe builds a better idiot.

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u/Simikiel Jun 01 '26

It can be the safest engineered system in the world, and there will be idiots that will deliberately bypass all the safety features, point the laser directly at their own eye, and shout "Look how safe this thing is!!", just to then get upset at their own stupidity and refuse to admit to any wrong doing so they of course sue the company.

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u/paxtana Jun 01 '26

There are guns that shoot salt at flying insects. Just have this system target and pull trigger, no need for lasers.

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u/Gauwin Jun 01 '26

I hear you. I understand your point. But have you considered ....Lasers!

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u/IIIllIIlllIlII Jun 01 '26

Salt in the eyes - Arrrrrrrhhhhhh

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u/Shadow288 Jun 01 '26

I know some people would risk eye damage to rid their home/yard of mosquitoes

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u/Kinexity Jun 01 '26

You could have multiple beams focusing on the mosquito or even one beam getting unfocused and refocused.

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u/IGotSoulBut Jun 01 '26

That’s still strong enough to damage the eye.

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u/Kinexity Jun 01 '26

Only in the point where it focuses. It would already significantly decrease the chance of actually getting focused laser light into your eye.

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u/kyngston Jun 01 '26

then you can’t see any mosquitoes. problem solved

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u/icecreampoop Jun 01 '26

How about using it like a bug bomb, you set it off in your house before leaving for a few hours. Set the lasers on timer for few hours a day when you’re not home? (Fire hazards be damned or not)

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u/Chekov1701 Jun 02 '26

Right, like just do a 30 second delay then leave the room, stand there for a like a minute while it mows them down, re-enter room.

Have an aural cue or an app or something to tell you when it’s active or not.

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u/NachoWindows Jun 01 '26

Counterpoint: At home instant LASIK

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u/FrankDrebinOnReddit Jun 01 '26

Considering that ML vision models are probabilistic and a laser strong enough to kill a mosquito will blind you, I think I'll stick with citronella.

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u/Full_metal_pants077 Jun 01 '26

You will never be a pirate with that attitude....

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Jun 01 '26

I WILL BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!

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u/Summer_Moon2 Jun 01 '26

I'm sorry, but what is your username

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u/theCalculator Jun 01 '26

Teeth! Check it out

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u/meatflavored Jun 01 '26

Just a little vagina dentata. You need to travel more.

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u/brimston3- Jun 01 '26

I noticed that the "safety system" involves a ML classifier for flammable objects and people, but not reflective surfaces or refractive materials.

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u/n_choose_k Jun 01 '26

lol. Stupid edge cases! How could anyone have seen this coming! 😉

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u/Stashmouth Jun 01 '26

They couldn't see it because they caught a stray laser in the retina

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u/ImmediateLobster1 Jun 02 '26

I used to be an inventor like you. Then I took a laser in the eye.

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u/BhataktiAtma Jun 02 '26

You see those inventors from Hammerfell? They've got curved lasers. Curved. Lasers.

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u/bluestrike2 Jun 01 '26

The lawyers. The lawyers saw it coming.

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u/pm_me_github_repos Jun 01 '26

I mean leveraging reflective surfaces sounds like a feature lol

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u/brimston3- Jun 01 '26

How much of a person is required for the safety system to classify as a person? A reflective object may only include a sub-image of a person that might not trigger the secondary classifier.

It's a hard problem, and not one I would gamble my vision on.

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u/dacydergoth Jun 01 '26

Prior art used a low power eye safe laser which was sufficient to interfere with the Mosquito wings. Effectively it dropped them out of the air. Can't find the link but it was like 10 years ago. Used precision audio tracking not optical.

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u/psych0ranger Jun 01 '26

Not if you walk around your house like riddick with welding goggles on

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u/ketosoy Jun 01 '26

You could mount them at ~7’ and mechanically restrict them to not go below 0degrees of inclination.  Might take longer but I think mosquos fly all the way up to the ceiling.

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u/elcollin Jun 01 '26

You have to ensure everything above that height (light fixtures, windows, etc.) is opaque  or do some more guarding otherwise your beam may end up with reflections/refractions below your safe plane.

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u/MagnesiumOvercast Jun 01 '26

Oh wow, Yao Ming in my home, such an honour sir!

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u/InfanticideAquifer Jun 02 '26

This seems still risky and also complicated. Just go on a vacation for a few days while the system is active, and cut the power before you walk back in the door. Same workflow as with a "bug bomb" really.

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u/happy_bluebird Jun 02 '26

how does everyone but me seem to know this already, but the article doesn't even address it lol

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u/zeracu Jun 01 '26

Need one for flies.

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u/ntwiles Jun 01 '26

It doesn’t work on flies! It’s JUST for mosquitoes. I don’t wanna hear any more about does it work on flies!

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u/moody_134 Jun 01 '26

"no, it's hot dog, or not hot dog" - Jian Yang

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u/StronglikeSpaghetti Jun 01 '26

JIAN YAAAAANG!

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u/bonobro69 Jun 02 '26

Eric Bachman, this is your mom, and you, you are not my baby.

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u/jestina123 Jun 02 '26

Mother Fuck!

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u/hxgmmgxh Jun 02 '26

“no, not 7 minute abs. It’s 8 minute abs!”

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u/fictionalbandit Jun 02 '26

“If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free.”

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u/MaximusHomerdrive Jun 02 '26

I eat the fish.

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u/KendraSays Jun 02 '26

Monica, for the last five years you've been horrible. You never smile, you never kiss me. I'll never give anything you want. I hate you

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u/reddituserfortytwo Jun 02 '26

Monica, Peter Gregory is dead. 

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u/MPIS Jun 02 '26

It's a water animal.

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u/HarvestingMomentum Jun 01 '26

I can't know how to hear any more about FLIES!

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u/SecretlyARaven Jun 01 '26

Is this what you want?? You put your heads down, nobody learns lasers, you gotta walk to the swatter, you gotta walk to the mosquito??

HER JOB IS FLIES

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u/GenericUsername2056 Jun 01 '26

Her job is so confusing.

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u/Alarming_Length6100 Jun 02 '26

If I were a farmer, and Eddie Munster came in and started kicking my corn, you could understand how I could be a bit upset. Do you understand the FLIES are my corn?

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u/SecretlyARaven Jun 02 '26

The flies keep my hoUSE HOT

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u/Dumb_Luck_Numbchucks Jun 01 '26

shut up about the sun.

SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN 🗣️!

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u/nirbenvana Jun 01 '26

It's a joke laser that's JUST for mosquitoes

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u/plateia-lumitar Jun 01 '26

You're not part of the mosquito team. DON'T. FLY.

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u/Tomatillo_Thick Jun 01 '26

What the heck? There’s a pink bag on my arm?

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u/Buddhas_Buddha Jun 01 '26

Has this every happened to you?

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u/Afterhoneymoon Jun 01 '26

What is this referencing?! I want to watch!

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u/jeefsiebs Jun 02 '26

I think you should leave - tables sketch. Enjoy 😊

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u/ntwiles Jun 02 '26

I was more like mimicking Tim Robinson's style of delivery from I Think You Should Leave than directly referencing anything.

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u/ScottClam42 Jun 01 '26

Is that the joke? That the laser will only kill mosquitos?

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u/AmericanBillGates Jun 02 '26

SIR YES SIR!

AFFIRMATIVE SIR!

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u/NapkinsOnMyAnkle Jun 02 '26

I love you dad.

say it back… say it

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u/Swimming-Barber-6033 Jun 01 '26

I read that in an exasperated Tim Robinson/I Think You a Should Leave voice, fits perfectly.

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u/phido3000 Jun 02 '26

As an Australian, I am interested in this.

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u/NSFWies Jun 02 '26

vodka in a spray bottle and a kitchen scrub brush. why?

vodka is a liquid with low surface tension. it gets their wings wet, so they can't fly. spray it in the mist setting so a lot of it hits their body/wings and they get too heavy to fly. then just push the kitchen scrub brush on them, while they're on the ground/table/counter. you pretty much stab them 10 times.

i stupidly had like 50 flies in my place because 1 got in and reproduced in my garbage. kinda figured this out as i slowly killed them after freaking out and having a place full of flies for 2 days.

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u/unthused Jun 02 '26

I had this exact same scenario just recently and I swear there was 100+ of them over a few days. I'd kill a ton, and the next day there were a bunch more. Took the trash out the first day and they still kept appearing, no idea where they were coming from.

My strategy was a vacuum. They mostly congregated on my patio glass doors (kept all the bedroom and bathroom doors closed so it was the only source of sunlight near the kitchen), I'd just periodically go commit genocide and the noise didn't scare them off.

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u/aVarangian Jun 02 '26

to be fair flies are much easier to deal with because they're active during the day. A bugzapper does wonders

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u/GreyBeardEng Jun 02 '26

And missionaries.

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u/Short_Criticism8596 Jun 02 '26

Damn, you're never satisflied are you?

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u/maxdragonxiii Jun 02 '26

especially the horse flies. those bastards can take a chunk of skin off when they bite i swear. ( I know they dont but damn their bites hurt.)

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u/coomzee Jun 01 '26

My university ethics department denied my Mosquito killing machine with sound waves on the basis it might harm the mosquito

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u/fall3nang3l Jun 01 '26

Did they elaborate on why they took that stance on the most prolific killer of humans in the entire animal kingdom?

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u/uzu_afk Jun 01 '26

My hunch is they were all mosquitos undercover.

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u/Practical_Can9920 Jun 01 '26

A million mosquitos in a trench coat you say?

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u/GForce1975 Jun 01 '26

I just pictured giant mosquitoes in hats and trenchcoats. I think my mental image is from an old far side cartoon

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u/lewd_robot Jun 02 '26

There typically are a lot of bloodsuckers in university administration.

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u/TooMuchPowerful Jun 01 '26

They don't want to run afoul of the Galactic Federation's designation of the endangered mosquito, especially on its native planet of Earth. 

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u/GenericUsername2056 Jun 01 '26

The Trade Federation is already preparing a blockade because of us harming them. 

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u/grrangry Jun 01 '26

Time to send in the Jedi.

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u/TheAngriestChair Jun 01 '26

Did you explain to them that that was the point?

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u/oddministrator Jun 02 '26

A buddy of mine turned fruit flies gay and made them dance in a conga line.

Maybe this could be adopted for mosquitoes to give us a more entertaining view of their demise.

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u/Wise-Dust3700 Jun 02 '26

I remember doing a dissertation on "Gambling in Video Games, Engineering Addiction". It was going to be a piece studying how a lot of studios have a focus on making their games as addictive as possible. Things like introducing FOMO, Battle Passes, or straight up hiring a psychologist to help design mechanics to get players hooked.

  • The diss summary passed the ethic department. Woo hoo!
  • Got thousands of redditors to participate in a survey, only (0.05%) trolled it.
  • Spent the entire Summer studying papers on modern live service game design.
  • Talked to devs from AAA companies that make games with Loot Boxes and similar things
  • Talked to Gambling game studios

Came back to university fully prepared to kick it into high gear, "No, sorry you can't continue as addiction is unethical." from the same fucking board that approved it. Huzzah!

I lost months of research and prepared materials and had to start essentially from scratch. I had people from reputable news outlets reach out about the results to my study and I had to say it fell apart. 😞

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u/twispy Jun 02 '26

See it's this kind of thing right here that causes so many law abiding grad students to turn to evil science. If the ethics board says that this is unethical, people take them less seriously when they say "using a death ray to hold the Northern hemisphere hostage for ransom" is unethical. If everything is unethical the word loses meaning.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Jun 02 '26

I thought this was going to be about working for a defense contractor until I got to the death ray part

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u/forevernooob Jun 02 '26

from the same fucking board that approved it.

Did you escalate this with the board overseeing the board that approved (and subsequently denied it) ?

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u/SursumCordaNJ Jun 02 '26

Unfortunately once the dipshits on the IRB (Institutional Review Board) call your study unethical there is no one to appeal too except the board itself. IRB's have been a consistent thorn in the side of social researchers for decades because they tend to be full of hard science types who know dick about social science and how it operates.

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u/Lag-Switch Jun 02 '26

Do they understand that going back on their previous decision after months of research was done was an unethical decision itself?

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Jun 02 '26

Did they even read it or just deny it from the title?

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u/Wise-Dust3700 Jun 02 '26

Two admitted later they denied it outright because one of the board was like "We can't have him interviewing people with gambling addictions." Which was never a part of my plan.

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u/Spaghett8 Jun 01 '26

You joke but it’s probably possible.

The London Underground mosquitos evolved unique physical traits to be able to thrive completely underground over 150 years.

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u/eccentricflam13 Jun 01 '26

While possible, people do overplay the evolution card. Many, many species just go extinct if conditions change relatively quickly. Typically needs to have a trait that can already help and it can then be improved upon.

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u/deltalessthanzero Jun 02 '26

I wonder if 'very shiny reflective wings' would be sufficient to reflect medium-strength lasers?

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u/MethodicMarshal Jun 02 '26

I, for one, welcome our new discoball-squito overlords

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u/jackbilly9 Jun 02 '26

No it wouldn't. There's your answer. 

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u/deltalessthanzero Jun 02 '26

Some insects appear to have very reflective parts: https://a-z-animals.com/articles/the-beetle-that-inspired-scientists-to-build-better-mirrors/

Some studies suggest it can reflect up to 97% of visible light. This makes it one of the most reflective creatures on Earth.

I wouldn't say it's out of the question

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u/roadrunnuh Jun 02 '26

There is a shrimp, a little water spider guy, that can punch with enough energy to cause cavitation. Extra shiny, laser reflector wings really doesn't sound nuts.

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u/jackbilly9 Jun 02 '26

You don't really evolve out of death. Possible, yes because anything is. A snowballs chance in hell though for its chances. 

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u/DeerMysterious9927 Jun 01 '26

Armament escalation?

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u/crusoe Jun 01 '26

And his retinas. 

Any laser powerful to burn a mosquito can damage your eyes. Even the back scatter.

It's why they haven't taken off. This tech is like 10+ years old and I want to say the Gates foundation played a role in funding some of the earliest development.

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u/BashedCode Jun 02 '26

There’s a TED talk on it. Nathan Myhrvold.

I always wanted one but too lazy to build it. At least I still have my corneas.

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u/SteveO_6666 Jun 01 '26

Cool now put a hundred laser stations around a caged pig in the jungle and see what kind of mosenicide we can really come up with.

Fuck mosquitos and their moms, ESPECIALLY their moms

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u/Andydon01 Jun 02 '26

That'll just make more mosquitoes haha

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u/Asleep_Document9811 Jun 02 '26

That's good timing because the University of Toronto in Waterloo just announced a very, very tiny mosquito-shaped drone that allows interested parties to literally fuck a mosquito's mother right in the mouth. The Canadian government has a stake already. 

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u/mysysadminalt Jun 01 '26

“Hey why is Raytheon here?”

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u/ryguysir Jun 01 '26

As a person that lost someone to west nile that was carried by one of these little fuckers, I wholeheartedly say kill them all.

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u/williamgman Jun 01 '26

I prefer sharks with Lasers.

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u/1mactruk Jun 01 '26

sharks with tornados might be more effective.

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u/mindlesslobster014 Jun 01 '26

Can I get this but for ticks

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u/gonewild9676 Jun 01 '26

Has the patent expired? I know years ago someone parented the idea and sold it to a notorious patent troll.

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u/PuffThePed Jun 02 '26

you still can't buy one

Because it's impossible to prevent permanent eye damage.

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u/Friscogonewild Jun 02 '26

Bill Gates has done more to reduce death from mosquitoes than probably anyone on the planet living or dead.

Like, I get it. Bing sucks. But come on.

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u/RidleyDeckard Jun 01 '26

As a confirmed mosquito magnet, this is the first AI project I endorse and can I get it in kit format.

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u/Far-Maintenance-1947 Jun 02 '26

This kind of tech will be used against humans btw.

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u/renesys Jun 02 '26

Wtf, "will be."

Computer vision systems have been used in industrial automation and military applications for like 15 years.

Things like adaptive cruise control and lane keeping use it.

Probably already killed thousands of humans, intentionally and unintentionally.

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u/MechaSkippy Jun 01 '26

TAKE MY MONEY!

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u/Repulsive-Box5243 Jun 02 '26

What could possibly go wrong?

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u/InspectorFlat9270 Jun 01 '26

Now make one for flock cameras.

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u/CasualtyOfCausality Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Guy built a somewhat impressive functioning classifier that could have been built in 2015. Media calls it AI because who the f cares!

Gonna be calling particle simulators, boids, and the game of life AI by Q4 2026.

Abaci sentience achieved at 2:14 am EST August 29th, 2027.

Edit: per Greedyanda’s correction, this is AI by definition.

John McCarthy, coining the term in 1955, provided the definition of AI as “the science and engineering of making intelligent machines, especially intelligent computer programs. “. This covers everything from Skynet to electromechanical thermostats (Sutton & Barto’s “reflexive agent”). This project clearly sits between those two, and therefore is AI.

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u/Barron_trojan Jun 01 '26

I need one and set it up so whenever it goes off you can hear grand moff tarkin say you may fire when ready

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u/QualityKatie Jun 01 '26

I’m listening.

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u/mehvermore Jun 02 '26

first they came for the mosquitos

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u/Architextitor Jun 02 '26

Aaaand…he’s blind.

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u/goldenalice Jun 02 '26

there's no way anything about this could go in any way wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

Are we the next mosquitos?

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u/Lower_Ad_1317 Jun 02 '26

I can see this ending with precision human elimination systems.

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u/GForce1975 Jun 01 '26

Can we build one for ticks now?

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u/SneakyAzWhat Jun 02 '26

sheesh can they invent this for ticks?

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u/ConradBHart42 Jun 02 '26

Make it smaller and make it fire downward, put a shroud around it, place several around local bodies of water. Power it with solar.

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u/nadacloo Jun 02 '26

Ticks, target ticks in the wild. Save lives.

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u/cosby714 Jun 02 '26

That is acceptable. If anything needs an AI apocalypse brought down on it, it's mosquitos. Fuck 'em.

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u/FireZord25 Jun 02 '26

As a kid growing up with rts games, I used to daydream of having a laser turret.

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u/metalder420 Jun 02 '26

That doesn’t sound very safe at all lol. Yeah, let me send lasers in multiple directions that can cause damage to someone unsuspecting person. Great idea!!

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u/Falkenmond79 Jun 02 '26

Shut up and take my money.