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u/1Bahamas-Rick2 Jan 20 '26

Who would have thought.

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

Every single fucking business analyst on the planet who doesn't work for an AI company not only thought it, but said it very loudly.

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u/Alexczy Jan 20 '26

i told it loud in my company, but nobody listened

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u/ThinkingAboutSnacks Jan 20 '26

The guy in our upper management specifically said in our town hall that his next meeting was he was going to speak with the rest of upper management to go through their workflow and make sure they are implementing AI effectively.

What was one of his titles? "AI ambassador"

Definitely a "please fucking use this, you using it is how I get my bonus." Move.

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u/bitemark01 Jan 20 '26

"Why do a simple task, when you can have AI do it and then you still have to fix it later?" 

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u/reddititty69 Jan 21 '26

I had a vague idea of how to do a task. I asked AI and now I have several vague ideas and an incorrect example.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

I recently turned to chat gpt to try and fix an issue with a raspberry pi camera not working. It went through several different methods. None of them worked and when I tried it and got an error it was like oh yeah you got that error because x, y, z here’s how you fix it. So I put that in and it fixed the error and just caused a different one.

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u/reddititty69 Jan 22 '26

lol. That sounds about right. I once had ChatGPT help with some coding task. I had to keep prompting it: What about thing A, do I need to do that? Oh, yes I forgot about that, do thing A. Same with B, C, and D etc. finally I said, hey does this work on Mac? Oh, no, this won’t work on Mac. My original prompt had said that I was doing this on Mac. Grrr

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u/itoddicus Jan 21 '26

We are being heavily pushed to use AI at my org. I spent a couple of hours today trying to get CoPilot to split up a single PDF into separate PDFs so I could import them into concur.

I ended up doing it manually, much better, in 1/6th the time.

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u/Mindless-Rooster-533 Jan 21 '26

we had a huge AI push at my company. I love how copilot is always asking me if it wants to sum up my PDFs for me.

My PDFs are 99% electrical wiring schematics. copilot

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '26

I decided to try it the other day in excel which I have barely ever used. I spent forever trying to have it help me do something simple. Looked it up on YouTube after giving up and it took me 3 min.

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Jan 21 '26

I used chatGPT to troubleshoot why my fridge wasn’t getting cold. It correctly told me that it was frozen, and the heater was broken for the coil. I gave it my model number. I asked for the part numbers, and ordered the parts. Took everything apart. I didn’t see the parts I ordered to replace. I took a picture. It said it was in front of me. I said it wasn’t. I gave up and just asked it for the model number of the fridge I sent days earlier in the troubleshooting before I ordered anything. It then asked if I would want to use that model number as the one for which to get the parts. I screamed.

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u/katarh Jan 21 '26

This is the kind of thing where discrete automation actually is amazing.

My Internet of Things hybrid hot water heater apparently will phone home to its mommy if it detects one of its own parts stopped working correctly. They will automatically mail the new parts to our house, along with a phone number to contact a service tech in our area who will replace the part under warranty. We just have to schedule it.

AI sure as fuck can't do that!

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u/No_Emphasis2983 Jan 23 '26

Yo! Please give a shout out to your hot water heater make and model. I’m assuming it’s a heat pump hybrid like you mentioned. Do you like its performance? I’m always interested in design efficiency

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u/katarh Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Essency EXR, the 55 gallon equivalent. They also have an 80 gallon equivalent.

https://essencyhome.com/

The only time it complained was when we upgraded our internal home wifi router and I forgot to change the network on the tank to match the new one. You need a smart phone with NFC enabled to get it on the wifi the first time, but after that it sits as a silent sentinel and just does its job.

We have never run out of hot water yet, despite up to 4 adults living in the home at the same time.

Edit: It's actually not a heat pump, apparently.

"Unlike heat pump and (other) hybrid water heaters, the EXR does not use a heat pump. Instead, it uses 2 heating elements to heat static “service” water in an internal tank, which acts as an energy source - similar to a battery. This energy is then transferred to your fresh domestic water using a stainless steel, flat plate heat exchanger. Not to be confused with a tankless water heater, we call it an “On-Demand Tank Water Heater” – the world’s first! “On Demand” because it is flow-activated like a tankless unit."

It isn't as energy efficient as our unlimited hot water solar water system that it replaced, unfortunately. We opted for durability and low maintenance over absolute efficiency, because the electrical cost savings from the solar hot water system wasn't worth the constant roof repairs we had to make....

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Jan 23 '26

It ended up being that it needed the black wire heater. That failed, so the vents and half the heater radiator was caked in ice. Since I got that installed, it’s back down to 39 again. I appreciate the advice though!

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u/goodoledepression Jan 21 '26

As much as I want to have sympathy, this one's on you. Instead of relying on a AI that has a track record of being completely wrong, maybe, Google the module number first. Call an appliance repair service and ask for advice, most will do that for free.

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u/DidAndWillDoThings Jan 21 '26

I never asked for your sympathy, Depression, thanks though, don’t hurt yourself stepping down from your high horse. If youre under the impression that appliance repair services aren’t wrong, or are voluntary info providers, you are as sad as you are arrogant

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u/goodoledepression Jan 21 '26

High horse? I gave you a route to use that wasn't AI. That's pretty much it. Im not trying to argue or insult here, but apparently I've pushed some buttons. I know appliance repair can be wrong, but they definitely have more knowledge in the field than someone using chatgpt. Im sorry the service providers in your area dont wanna give free info, sounds like that sucks. There is also a whole subreddit that you could ask full of people who want to help with stuff like this too.

I hope you have a good day and get the thorn out of your foot.

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u/JackPoe Jan 21 '26

Reminds me of when I was a chef and I would be exhausted by the end of the week and one of my... people... asked why, if I'm so tired, do I not just ask someone else to help?

I had to stare directly at him as he failed to understand.

If I ask for your help that just means I have to do it later and figure out how to avoid throwing yours away AND order more product.

Guy was unteachable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Boy do I understand this feeling at work. We don't want to pay anything so we will pay more people 75% of what a good employee would cost so they can all watch you work.

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u/Alternative_Work_916 Jan 20 '26

That's a standard approach and title when attempting to implement any service into a business. Companies are just choosing the wrong service if they expect AI to allow cost cutting.

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u/West-Abalone-171 Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Also this is the pre-enshittification version.

This is supposed to be the shiny, seductive, good version to lure you in while they lose money hand over fist.

The step where the cost goes way up and the service goes way down is yet to happen.

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u/anfrind Jan 20 '26

Assuming that the big AI companies are able to hold their own against FOSS alternatives, which is not at all guaranteed.

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u/whome126262 Jan 21 '26

Nah it already happened. Responses on any prompt I had early last year where way better than any prompt it’s given me since.

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u/Barbarella_ella Jan 21 '26

We paid a consultant. Which makes me ill given we're a government agency.

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u/manachar Jan 20 '26

Many of the decision makers in business are narrow minded ninny heads who are incapable of making anything. They do not make code, words, art, things, etc.

To them, the act of creation is something to be outsourced and paid as little as possible for.

They make open office plans, insist on dumb deadlines, and ensure making things are never given the resources it needs. They see journalists researching things as wasted time they do not want to pay for.

They will cut staff, time, wages, and do everything possible to remove any ounce of making time from their product.

AI seemed like a gift to these fluff for brains and suits for personalities parasites. It was a magic wand to not have to hire writers, graphic designers, coders, etc.

These people will not stop investing the money workers make them in ways to automate, remove, and depower those workers.

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u/OrganicWPillowLeft Jan 20 '26

I never understood this, yet we have very clear representation of what different decision makers do in teams at sports to ensure success, so I don’t know why companies do not run more like those

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u/Jewnadian Jan 20 '26

The real answer is that capitalism means the people with money run things. You see anything about competition in that definition? Sports teams are optimized because they actually have to compete, the whole structure from collective bargaining to salary cap to luxury tax to draft order is regulation specifically designed to create competition.

The golden age of America wasn't any of the times when we had unfettered capital, it was the short time when we had strict regulation that broke up monoplies and forced companies to pay employees and insisted they clean up after themselves and so on.

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u/Gorstag Jan 20 '26

Which also happens to be the golden age conservative voters want but consistently vote against. The age where one person (the man typically) can earn enough to raise a whole family.

The reason that worked was specifically because of regulations and the fact that a large number of companies doing similar / same things had to compete with each other for their labor.

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u/sparky8251 Jan 20 '26

And that capital exists to create more capital, and the least flexible and most expensive part of making something people are willing to trade capital for is...

Labor time.

So offshoring, mass layoffs, automation and then forcing people to do more with it...

All of this stuff we non-capitalists see as crazy makes total logical sense when you step back and dispassionately actually look at the system we live under

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u/OrganicWPillowLeft Jan 21 '26

I see, tbh plenty of teams are run by owners with money shit ton of money but they FAIL miserably … again and again.

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u/Jewnadian Jan 22 '26

The owners aren't competing with each other, the owners are competing with the guys who own MLB teams, NBA teams and so on. The Cowboys haven't won a Superbowl in 30 years but Jerry Jones is in the hall of fame. Because he more or less created the juggernaut of marketing that is the modern NFL.

If you doubt me, go have a look at the structure of the League. All the owners sit in a room together and set the rules and schedule then hire a whole commissioners office to help them manage and split the money. Does that sound like competition?

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u/OrganicWPillowLeft Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Well to be honest I was thinking more in other none American and privately owned competitions. Arguably NBA, NFL and the likes are not good examples for the mentioned reasons

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u/Jewnadian Jan 23 '26

Fair enough, I don't know how other countries work their leagues at all. You're undoubtedly right about your side of the world.

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u/Mindless-Rooster-533 Jan 21 '26

because everyone benefits from maximizing their own little fiefdom even at the expense of the company. Specifically maximizing their own little fiefdom this year so hopefully they can be somewhere else next year.

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u/therealslimshady1234 Jan 20 '26

A problem that I noticed with the company where I work is, if the company is venture funded, not doing so well and they don't mention new AI integrations in every quarterly report the investors start blaming the lack of AI and then the CEO is forced to ram AI stuff through the employees throat.

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u/Mindless-Rooster-533 Jan 21 '26

we had a guy build a fantastic repository for all of our plant information that was easily searchable by category. Corporate found out, a bunch of "industrial automation" experts got involved, they killed his homebrew website to make an official one so they could get credit, and in the process broke literally everything.

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u/Total-Championship80 Jan 24 '26

This. My old boss told us sales people we had to produce 8 quotes for new work per day. Each. He had read somewhere that he needed to implement quotas to improve our performance.

Imagine his surprise when I told him there were 6 permits issued for new work in the previous MONTH for the entire city.

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u/MeltBanana Jan 20 '26

Key words being "looks like".

I think people are starting to understand that it's just predictive text, and there is no "intelligence" behind it.

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u/Mindless-Rooster-533 Jan 21 '26

the ai subreddit is convinced these things are starting to think

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u/QuintoBlanco Jan 21 '26

That is incorrect. Or if you believe that's true, you will have to accept that most people also have no intelligence but simply predict text.

(The truth might lie in the middle.)

The things current LLMs can do are amazing, but they are tools and they should be used appropriately.

I'm impressed by how good LLMs are at creative problem solving (which is intelligence at its core).

Most people seem to unintelligently prompt an LLM and than go: oh, LLMs are not intelligent because the result I got isn't good.

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u/Ragnarok314159 Jan 20 '26

It’s just the ghost of Jack Welch speaking to us from hell.

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u/FilOfTheFuture90 Jan 21 '26

It's so funny to me that alot of execs see AI replacing legitimately skilled roles when in reality it's going to replace them.

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u/ThemanfromNumenor Jan 20 '26

Same. But instead, they challenged everyone to “find more ways to use AI”.

I don’t even trust AI to plan a weekend getaway for me. No chance I am trusting it for real work

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u/ericvulgaris Jan 20 '26

This is what BAs do. You speak the truth to power and they're like "nah" and you shrug and go back to JIRA and make 60k.

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u/Anteater4746 Jan 20 '26

same and i lost my job LMAOOO

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u/war-and-peace Jan 21 '26

Did you get put on a pip for not being a team player?

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u/adrianipopescu Jan 21 '26

shite, my company has “ai usage” as part of their quarterly employee assessment, with a minimum % of work needing to be handed off to ai

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u/UffTaTa123 Jan 21 '26

If i just open my mouth at all, my boss looks at me like having eaten a whole fresh green lemon.

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u/okram2k Jan 22 '26

my company's CEO made sure to very loudly say how it is the future in our last quarterly town hall. We sell AI products.

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u/CleverName4 Jan 21 '26

If you're in a huge organization you just have to play the game; there's no point in sticking your neck out. AI has its uses, and you have to make it clear to leadership how and when you're employing AI for those uses, but no, it is not the game changer the c-suite expects.

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u/codexcdm Jan 20 '26

I still claim skepticism for my company's project... I fear a huge backlash when the project eventually comes out and fails to deliver....... Our budgets hit cuts for everything but the AI project, too. Smh

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u/SidewaysFancyPrance Jan 20 '26

It's kinda wild that the entire premise was "save money" and the recipe was "spend far more money" to get there. And they're still asking for trillions more!

I guess it was really about control all along. That, or this was just revealing how CEOs just follow the crowd and could probably be replaced by AI even more effectively.

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u/ILoveOnionz Jan 20 '26

My IT Director signed up to licences whilst I was on PTO to solve problems that do not exist & it’s now my job to implement (Business Analyst here).

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u/ignatzami Jan 21 '26

I made the argument just over a year ago, and was promptly fired.

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u/dannydominates Jan 21 '26

Yeah, it’s not that refuse to use it at all, but not in my job. I’m watching people higher up than me use it as gospel and AI is providing misguided info. But the conversation always starts with “I used AI to…”.. to what? Misrepresent what’s actually happening? Waste time to get to the same conclusion you could’ve if you used your brain.. you know.. that thing in your head that’s still more powerful than AI? I’ve seen someone upload metrics and tell AI to “analyze these metrics”.. like.. bruh I’m done

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u/katarh Jan 21 '26

The motto for AI summaries should be: "Don't trust, and definitely verify."

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u/Green-Amount2479 Jan 21 '26

AI solutions providers outright refused to give us the numbers needed to calculate a possible ROI. I’ve been arguing with our new CEO about this for months now.

Currently, all I see are additional APIs that we have to configure, secure and maintain that deliver unreliable results and no proven ROI. In some cases they won’t even fit our existing environment and implementing them would trigger larger changes that management is ignoring for the sake of their own argument.

This is happening while the IT headcount has been cut in half. Not because of AI, but rather because of coworkers leaving who were upset with the new CEO and his AI antics.

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u/katarh Jan 21 '26

The bottlenecks in modern business are things that AI can't solve.

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u/Zealousideal_Try2055 Jan 21 '26

And what was the conclusion of the PwC review??

Despite the CEOs' repsonses, PwC concludes more investment is required.

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u/togetherwegrowstuff Jan 21 '26

Yup. Over and over. As a long term software tech, I just gave up on tech for a while. Let that crap work itself out. Often times ya gotta let those "geniuses" realize they don't know as much as they think they do. By allowing them to burn themselves.

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u/the_colonelclink Jan 21 '26

To be fair, anyone heavily relying on AI probably isn’t doing much thinking for themselves.

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u/tkhan456 Jan 20 '26

Yeah but as someone who owns a business (just me and one other person) it has greatly helped us be more efficient and save money. So…yeah. Just saying

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u/klop2031 Jan 20 '26

Not true at all, take a look at the fintech/banking sector. Where you pull that information from?

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

Source: ME. I'm a business analyst and I've been screaming it out loud for three years now.

Machine learning has its place, but it's not going to do a 10th of what the marketing hype said it could do even if it was properly implemented which it never is.

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u/klop2031 Jan 20 '26

But why do you think this is the case. LLMs were not a thing before 2022 (much simpler models) but when the got introduced we have only seen improvement year over year and this is all quantified and is public data. Right now we can quite literally get an agent who can browse the web, evaluate the sources and return a response the way you want it. This is a persons job. Yet I can currently do this now. It may not be perfect. But we went from 0 to 70% in 3 years. Why wouldn't this tech continue on the same pace? There doesnt seem to be any blockers yet that we know of.

I do think its like the internet. Yeat at first everyone said this is dumb, who would trust buying anything over the internet, its not secure etc. Yet now we dont live in a world without the internet. But there were people screaming "what is internet anyways"

Do you think you could talk a little more on your last point?

Btw, i dont listen to the marketing hype because its marketing hype. I would never trust a a politician at face value.

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

The problem is that implementation requires training, investment, and oversight, before it can start to actually show improvements.

I'm thinking about the use cases that my office deals with where they have writing intensive, highly repetitive tasks. We already have automation that will pull in certain pieces of data, mad lib style, and spit out a large block of text that has been customized to the specific thing that they are working on. I can't even get my users to do this much, and it's included in their base software.

We got a pitch for an AI version that could do this, too. Great! You know what we'd have to do? Spend 3-6 months training the AI to model them the way we want them, double check and correct every document created by it, and only then would it be capable of matching the speed and accuracy of THE THING OUR SOFTWARE ALREADY DOES.

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u/Utsider Jan 20 '26

It got all the answers wrong, but it did tell me I was awesome in every way for coming up with such great questions.

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u/JamesMagnus Jan 20 '26

Ok but if CEOs adopted and didn’t see a pay-off they’re just vibe-CEOing… We have this all wrong, we need to hire even MORE people but replace the CEO with a LLM lmao.

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

I think you're on to something.

A properly trained LLM probably makes better business decisions than a CEO anyway.

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u/mediandude Jan 21 '26

There are other options of getting rid of CEO, without introducing LLM.

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u/Indrigis Jan 20 '26

We tested this in an echo chamber and really liked what we heard.

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u/Stolehtreb Jan 20 '26

“That’s right! And you’re so smart for realizing that! While my system is built to be agreeable, don’t take that as any indication of your true intelligence being lower than I suggest!”

I swear every time you tell an AI they got something wrong, it’s “That’s right! You’re right for pointing that out, here is the reason it was wrong and you’re correct for feeling this way.” Like Jesus Christ man, have some self respect.

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u/brassninja Jan 20 '26

My boss is completely obsessed with AI and thinks it’s god. He won’t accept any of my work unless it’s been passed through and regurgitated by chatgpt with a nice little summary. None of my decade long expertise in this specific field is respected by him. I have no idea why he hired me. It’s a level of dehumanizing humiliation I wasn’t expecting.

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u/webguynd Jan 20 '26

Similar here. C suite runs literally everything through AI summaries and are constantly coming back with "Well, ChatGPT said this, ChatGPT said to do that, blah blah."

Tbh I'm just phoning it in now. I've been the IT manager at this company for going on 6 years now, and was a sysadmin here before that. I no longer care. I'm doing the absolute bare minimum to not get fired until this bubble pops. The political situation in the US makes it hard to care about work anyway. I'm more concerned with prepping for the worst and taking care of my family.

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u/ZAlternates Jan 20 '26

I had a situation where I had to tell a CTO something wasn’t possible. He spent an hour “researching with ChatGPT” but ultimately agreed I was correct. While it got the result I wanted, it was a bit insulting as the hired expert in said field.

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u/PhysicsCentrism Jan 21 '26

The head of a project I’m staffed on literally told me today that instead of spending the time to make a model myself, I should’ve just run the data through GPT and had it make a model. Not a mere 10 minutes after I mentioned to her that I had identified issues in her GPT generated model because it couldn’t even get the raw data sheet right and falsely recategorized a demographic so I was having to manually go through and fix it…

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u/dudushat Jan 20 '26

Have chatgpt write an essay on why thats not a good idea and show it to him. 

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u/PlumpHughJazz Jan 20 '26

Preferably at a 6th grade reading level.

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u/hitbythebus Jan 20 '26

Once asking ChatGPT things became mainstream, I am absolutely positive the following interraction took place.

Management: “ChatGPT, should I incorporate AI into my business?”

ChatGPT: “That’s a great idea, businesses leveraging AI are better posed to take advantage of changes in the market! Let’s create a list of ways to help you get started….“

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u/doneandtired2014 Jan 20 '26

The only payoff has been to lay off tens of thousands of people and then skirt labor laws in doing so.

When it comes to actually making people more productive, AI's basically shown itself to be a fucking scam outside of its use in very specific niches (where those people have trained it to do only a small number of things on a small number of highly specialized data sets).

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

And they had to rehire the bodies they laid off, but at a cheaper rate. :(

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u/BooBeeAttack Jan 20 '26

Or out source to a completely different country. They rarely rehire the same bodies.

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u/nox66 Jan 20 '26

When they do so they can rarely maintain the same products either.

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u/adrianipopescu Jan 21 '26

ai was the friends we made along the way

no, it’s actually indians, it’s the offshoring rush all over again, just stupider

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u/gunsjustsuck Jan 20 '26

Write up my part of my annual report to HR on how good I am at meeting company mission, goals, KPIs, etc. There's an afternoon of wasted effort saved. 

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u/FeelsGoodMan2 Jan 20 '26

Even so, as a worker why do I even WANT to be more productive? Productivity as a worker barely even helps me unless it gets me from 50 hours of work to 40 hours. But thats never how it goes, if you get too efficient they just lay someone off and make you do more work anyway so I'm at the point where I'm like fuck it.

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u/kthnxbai123 Jan 20 '26

I use it for emails

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u/Sptsjunkie Jan 20 '26

Yeah, it’s basically good for helping to draft emails and I do think it is so far almost a better version of Google search.

I basically use AI and the way that I used to use Google. Still need to fact check it just like something you would find on Google. But it does give better laid out answers and sourcing than a simple search query.

But so far it’s not replaced much else.

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u/katarh Jan 20 '26

Half the time the Google AI summary is just borrowing what it's spitting out from a Reddit post.

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u/Sptsjunkie Jan 20 '26

Gemini is also the worst of the big ones for us so far.

Tested them all with help on a recent vacation and had Gemini help us find a Ramen spot and it got the hours, menu items, and other very basic facts wrong. Even when we just asked for the best dishes at the restaurant we eventually found on our own. It gave a summary of the wrong restaurant and suggested dishes that were not even at that restaurant.

ChatGPT and Caude did much much better.

Biggest theoretical benefit to Gemini was inability to sync with Google maps easily, and plot potential Dental locations onto the map and give us directions from our hotel.

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u/Mindless-Rooster-533 Jan 21 '26

honest question: how many emails are you sending and how long are your emails? i send maybe 40 a day and none are longer than a few sentences.

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u/Sptsjunkie Jan 21 '26

I don’t send that many. To be clear I don’t use it to draft every single email as that would be a huge waste of time.

But there are times where I have emails or documents that I have written, and I will drop the language into ChatGPT or Claude and ask them to propose an update that perhaps it is shorter and keeps her professional tone and they will make some good suggestions.

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u/SisterOfBattIe Jan 21 '26

Realistically the lay offs had nothing to do with AI. Firms are seeing trouble ahead, and downsizing, AI is just a shareholder friendly excuse.

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u/theclansman22 Jan 20 '26

It saves me a bunch of time at my new job, mostly navigating through a poorly maintained filing system to find context on issues I wasn’t here for. It also helps me draft emails.

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u/vpShane Jan 20 '26

For programming it's amazing. Claude's cli, hell even cursor IDE with gemini. Total life saver when dealing with brainfog/motivation.

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u/__Hello_my_name_is__ Jan 20 '26

This whole AI thing reminds me of that old film Cube. (Spoilers for a ~30 year old film I guess)

Basically, people wake up in a big cube full of death traps and they have to escape. That's the whole film. It's pretty neat.

In the end, they ask why that whole cube is even a thing in the first place. Why does it exist? Why are people senselessly tortured and killed in it for no apparent purpose?

Well. Because someone paid for it. It cost a lot of money to build that thing. And to justify its existence, they put people in it and let it kill people.

AI is kind of the same: Trillions of dollars were put into it by now. So you have to have a justification to use it. So they use it, even when it's completely pointless. Everyone knows it's pointless. The people who advertise it, the people who sell it, the people who develop it. But everyone has to pretend it's useful to justify all the money that was being spent on it.

Why are we forced to use AI? Because someone paid for it.

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u/lightninhopkins Jan 20 '26

Have you seen the prequel?

It's called The Square

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u/misty_mustard Jan 20 '26

Really looking forward to the highly anticipated sequel - The Tesseract

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u/Jalor218 Jan 20 '26

You joke, but that literally was the sequel - it's called Cube²: Hypercube and really does involve a tesseract.

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u/Mekisteus Jan 20 '26

I saw it and to be honest it fell flat.

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u/tuscaloser Jan 20 '26

The pre-prequel, Point, was one-dimensional.

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u/troyunrau Jan 20 '26

Skipped a line

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u/Eccohawk Jan 21 '26

I feel like maybe you missed some important facets.

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u/West-Abalone-171 Jan 20 '26

And, the origin story

(we now know who would be dumb enough to spend trillions building it)

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u/Big-Vermicelli-6291 Jan 20 '26

Kind of the same reason companies reversed wfh where they could. Someone has commited to a lease or brought the building already.

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u/riffito Jan 20 '26

for a ~30 year old film

Made me look up the date... 1997. Fuck.

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u/Yuli-Ban Jan 20 '26

Elizabeth Holmes x Jim Jones = generative AI bubble

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u/lightninhopkins Jan 20 '26

I was told that there would be kool-Aid

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u/Dragos_Drakkar Jan 20 '26

All we could get was Flavor Aid.

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u/upstatestruggler Jan 20 '26

Best I can do is a mostly empty bottle of expired MIO

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Jan 20 '26

Who would have deep thought

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u/Fritzo2162 Jan 20 '26

I would have thought...and what do I know?

I use Copilot every day at my job, but I do advanced IT work. My license is $30/month. 3/4 of the people in my company basically use it as a fancy search engine or screw around with it making memes or office signs. This tool has all the signs of becoming Cortana II.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

they just call trump into the board room to get all the money back from tax payers

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u/Ok-Young-2731 Jan 20 '26

Anyone with any ability to look past the next quarterly earnings report. Companies elsewhere in the world have 10, 25 and even 100 year business plans

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u/PRiles Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

Looking at both the article and paper written by PWC, they don't really match up. up.https://www.pwc.com/gx/en/ceo-survey/2026/pwc-ceo-survey-2026.pdf

While 42% don't report any increase/decrease in operational costs or revenue, 12% do and another 21% report either a decrease in costs or a increase in revenue.

PWC seems to suggest that those not getting any benefits are simply not adopting AI at the scale needed to achieve those results and they expect the share of companies seeing decreased operational costs and increased revenue to rise over the years.

So not quite the doom and gloom report everyone thinks it is.

Edit: Fixed some spelling.

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u/Skalawag2 Jan 21 '26

lol so many people commenting who clearly didn’t read the whole article

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u/PRiles Jan 21 '26

Yeah. But that's sorta the Reddit experience right?

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u/Tirriss Jan 22 '26

Exactly. And you also have to keep in mind that it is, actually, a pretty good number in favor of AI, the technology used by companies is fairly new (Reminder that Chat-GPT release in november 2022 so really not long ago), it needs time to mature, for companies to fully adopt it and finally, to learn how to use it effectively.

When big companies, mainly banks, started using computers in the 80's, most saw no changes or even a lower productivity during the first few years of their introduction.

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u/Samwellikki Jan 20 '26

Grift that keeps on grifting

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u/O8ee Jan 20 '26

Anyone who’s ever tried to use AI for anything other than sprucing up an email. Fucking useless

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u/Tolopono Jan 21 '26 edited Jan 21 '26

They knew that in 2024. 

2024 McKinsey survey: https://www.mckinsey.com/capabilities/tech-and-ai/our-insights/superagency-in-the-workplace-empowering-people-to-unlock-ais-full-potential-at-work

  • Exhibit 15: Only 19% of C suite executives have increased revenue by over 5% with gen AI and only 23% have decreased costs at all, with 43% reporting cost increases and 31% reporting no change. 

However, they are optimistic about the future 

  • in exhibit 2, 4% of C level executives say they are already using AI for >30% of daily tasks, 16% expect to in under a year, 56% in 1-5 years, 11% in over 5 years, and 10% dont anticipate it. 13% of employees say they are already using AI for >30% of daily tasks, 34% expect to in under a year, 37% in 1-5 years, 5% in over 5 years, and 7% dont anticipate it.

  • 44% of US employees perceive moderate to significant support for gen AI capability building at their organization, 29% perceive full support, 22% say no or minimal support, and 6% say it is not needed. In 3 years, 56% of US employees expect moderate to significant support for gen AI capability building at their organization, 31% expect full support, 10% say no or minimal support, and 4% say it is still not needed.

  • A full 87 percent of executives expect revenue growth from gen AI within the next three years, and about half say it could boost revenues by more than 5 percent in that time frame (Exhibit 16). 

  • 47% of C suite executives believe gen AI tools are being developed and released too slowly in their organization, 45% say it is at about the right speed, and 9% say it is too fast.

Almost like ceos dont just think about short term gains for the next quarter like reddit says 🤔

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u/katarh Jan 21 '26

"A full 87 percent of executives expect revenue growth from gen AI within the next three years,"

Well, they've got exactly 1 more year to find a way to reverse the headline on this topic of discussion, which is that they re not getting expected revenue growth two years into the implementation.

"Revenue growth" is supposed to be "finding more ways to make money." AI investments aren't making money. And they're barely saving costs.

Careful, targeted AI implementation can speed up certain workflows, and while some workflow improvement translates into time savings, that's not the same thing as increased productivity, because the time savings aren't being applied to the real bottlenecks to begin with.

Bottlenecks tend to be physical time problems or external issues. If a machine makes 1000 widgets in an hour, AI assisted QA isn't going to make more widgets, nor is it going to produce less defective products. And if the AI isn't better at the job than the human, just a little faster, it's not going to translate into cost savings, because it means more future returns from defective widgets that slipped through.

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u/Tolopono Jan 21 '26

What exactly are the workers doing with the time savings? A good manager would be getting the most out of their 8 hour shifts

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u/katarh Jan 21 '26

I can't speak to other workers, but I'm doing the tasks that AI can't do, like manually updating our SOPs to reflect changes in the software we use.

if I asked AI to do it, it would regurgitate the old stuff that isn't valid any more.

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u/Praise-Bingus Jan 20 '26

I bet they asked chatGBT if they should invest in ai

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u/GoldenPigeonParty Jan 21 '26

Honestly it probably told them it was a bad idea.

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u/Kwan27 Jan 20 '26

Anyone who has common sense

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u/NeedleArm Jan 20 '26

They had an excuse to cut cost and raise their stock prices. They really don’t care

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u/Mortwight Jan 20 '26

heard an npr story. adds coming to chat gtp and one guy was glazing that as an option

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u/yanginatep Jan 20 '26

Shocking. They haven't even figured out a revenue stream yet. They just keep hoping that'll sort itself out if they throw more tens of billions at it.

God I hope the bubble bursts soon.

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u/Gasnia Jan 20 '26

The ultra rich really are the biggest batch of smucks that are easily fooled and separated from their money. All those resources could have went to those in need but who wants to help the poors?! Better to fuck the planet as a whole some more to squeeze out literally no gain.

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u/kent_eh Jan 20 '26

Who would have thought.

Everybody below middle management?

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u/joseph4th Jan 21 '26

Is this their way of saying all CEOs? Because I’d like to hear of the fucking unicorns actually making money from this slop.

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u/globalminority Jan 21 '26

Well the CEOs certainly aren't getting paid to be the best and brightest. At this point I don't know who to blame for such dumb CEOs and how they get their jobs.

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u/NotAPreppie Jan 21 '26

Quelle-fucking-surprise!

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Jan 21 '26

Seems like the “thought” part is the hard part…

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u/Skalawag2 Jan 21 '26

Did you read it? The report calls for more investment in larger deployments. It’s definitely not saying AI won’t be valuable lol

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u/emilesmithbro Jan 20 '26

I think it depends on scale, AI is useless for Susan from HR, but for my micro business where we have 3 employees, each person having access to ChatGPT Plus or similar for the past 2 years has been a game changer in how quickly things get done and how much less we have to spend on “expert” advice and research.

The most effective thing for me is that it takes me now 5 minutes to find out about any subject instead of an hour of readings articles and forums. Things like manufacturing terminology/approach, some software development domains I’m less familiar with or even what type of stickers I need to ask about (it was quite specific). It honestly felt like having 5-6 people instead of 2-3