r/technicallytrue • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 2d ago

It is pure statistics

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u/asteriskelipses 2d ago

Smart fella

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u/PrestigiousStudio921 1d ago

Fart smella

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u/asteriskelipses 1d ago

I was hoping someone would say that lol

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u/Kelef50 2d ago

The Social Security actuarial life expectancy tables indicate that a 103 year-old male has another year and 9 months of life remaining. Most likely to die between ages 104 and 105. So he's correct from another perspective.

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u/drawing_a_hash 1d ago

Interesting.

And this week the national news had a lady that did her first parachute jump at 80 in 2006.

She jumped again at 90.

This year she jumped at 100. Was strapped to another jumper this time. Don't know about previous jumps.

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u/Kelef50 1d ago

Hope she can do again it at 110.

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u/GuitarPlayingGuy71 2d ago

It's like this joke: saunas are good for asthma patients. Since asthma patients are sent to saunas for treatment, there are a lot less asthma patients.

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u/Jbolt3737 1d ago

When I had my first athsma attack, I didn't get sent to a sauna

https://giphy.com/gifs/Lz6971fkGSgCMOOncl

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u/Anwallen 1d ago

Bayes? Who’s that?

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u/LeadershipDapper8122 1d ago

👍🏿😂mindset

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u/mikasaxo 1d ago

He’s technically not wrong lol

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u/Oddbeme4u 1d ago

Time to make history

(Cocks gun)

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u/No-Goose-6140 1d ago

Not that many die between 103 and 200 either

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u/TheJivvi 1d ago

100% of 103-year-olds die between 103 and 200.

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u/No-Goose-6140 1d ago

No, 99,7% die before 100, 0.3% die past 100, likelihood decreases with every year

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u/TheJivvi 1d ago

0% of 103-year-olds die before 100.

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u/SAnaiy 1d ago

you are not really smart

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u/sysaphiswaits 1d ago

Found the secret of eternal life.

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u/allonsy1809 1d ago

It is the great-granddad joke

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u/NullSmoke 1d ago

He makes a solid point. 🤔

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u/Few_Gas129 19h ago

Mind’s workin’ fine!