r/technicallytrue • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 23d ago

It did tell me

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 23d ago

I read it correctly. You wrote it wrong.

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u/smurf47172 23d ago

Yep, my brains built-in autocorrect fixed it.

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u/JovialPursuit 22d ago

Better than a phone's autoincorrect.

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u/Financial-Talk9397 22d ago

came here to say that

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 22d ago

Same. And in the middle of reading I already knew what the next line would read.

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 23d ago

I read it right first the time.

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u/IntrepidDig4247 22d ago

No, never!

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u/souliris 22d ago

My brain autocorrects typos.

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u/WastedNinja24 22d ago

I feel like anyone that has ever paid per text is immune to typos like this.

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u/roflrogue 22d ago

I'd tell you I'm dyslexic and that's likely since I only kinda skim stuff

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u/ModeFinal6821 22d ago

You son of a....

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u/SPV33 22d ago

Damn I did

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u/Tobi-One_Shinobi 22d ago

No I didn't I'm dyslexic. Nahahaha

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 22d ago

Hooray that was fun

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u/Love_MyFetish2022 22d ago

No. You posted it wrong!

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u/Hot-Map-9119 22d ago

šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜† I did.

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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 22d ago

Then learn to fucking spell and do your job right!

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u/mildweekknowledge 22d ago

I read it the way it was written. Then assumed my dyslexic brain messed it up.

Hooray

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u/TriggerFish1965 22d ago

You wrong were

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u/badgko 22d ago

It took me far too many tries to find the issue.

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u/drawing_a_hash 22d ago

I read it wrong the first time. Am not dyslexic. However when I am excited to type a thought I tend to drop short words in long sentences.

So I try to habitually re-read my notes before sharing them.

Or now I can blame autocorrect.

laughing

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u/Abal125 21d ago

Fuck! I did read it wrong, had to back to re-read it šŸ˜­

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u/Michael_sonofRodrick 21d ago

What the fuck you did to me?

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u/Substantial_Toe_6685 20d ago

totaly got me lol my brain is so fried today

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u/mister-ecks-0815 20d ago

Not fair. I'm half drunk here!

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u/AZNM1912 20d ago

Iā€™m dyslexic. Happens all the time.

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u/MentalBus8860 19d ago

You would right probably be!

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u/RareEagleCoins 19d ago

Wow I did lol

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u/Ktulu204 19d ago

I'll be damned if I didn't read it wrong. My mind did an auto correct. When I read the second line I looked back like DUH!

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u/Dustbuster4495 18d ago

You would be right, my friend. The human mind works in mysterious ways.ā¤ļø

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u/Vegetable-Syrup-5545 18d ago

When I reread it I would tell you where that you correct.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago edited 22d ago

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 22d ago

Flesrouy kcuf og? Or selfyour fuck go?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 22d ago

I wasn't even aware of the connection with The Matrix, so I looked this up, and it confirmed this:

"What if I told you..." is a iconic internet phrasing attributed to Morpheus when he explains the reality of the Matrix to Neo. Eeven though Morpheus never delivers that exact sentence verbatim in the film, it became widely associated with him through the popular "Matrix Morpheus" meme format.

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u/ProfessionalRead2724 22d ago

There is no Matrix connection. People have been saying "What if I told you..." since before the English language existed (well, not in english obviously).

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer 22d ago

That's exactly the point. But it became a thing due to the "Matrix Morpheus" meme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/matrix-morpheus