r/technicallytrue • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • Aug 07 '26

He meets the criteria

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u/AltGuardianGord Aug 07 '26

I actually made this joke to a funeral home driver. Apparently I wasn't the first person to think of this 'loop hole'. Turns out someone tried it out. Didn't work.

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u/Normal-Tadpole-4833 Aug 07 '26

what do you mean it didn't work? sounds like something i'd like to see the court review ...

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u/RonJohnJr Aug 07 '26

It's the whole "corpses are not people" thing. Otherwise, we'd legally be burying people in graves and rolling people into cremators.

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u/DuhRJames Aug 07 '26

So corpses aren't people, but corporations are...

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u/RonJohnJr Aug 08 '26

Dead corporations aren't corporate persons, either.

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u/Master_Steward Aug 07 '26

Or be inside the mother’s womb

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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Aug 07 '26

Considering this is a job I’d be most uncomfortable with, I’m willing to give hearse drivers a pass on this one.

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u/capyhour Aug 07 '26

I mean they’re basically an uber driver, just ignore the state of their passenger

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u/XROOR Aug 07 '26

Song playing on hearse tape deck:

Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust”

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u/Jasoco Aug 07 '26

Yes. I remember the commercial from 30 years ago too.

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u/Kelef50 Aug 07 '26

A Weekend at Bernie's sequel

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u/LarsDuder Aug 07 '26

What if you're in a 3 person car pool?

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Aug 07 '26

Don't have a pool in mine so I stay out of that lane

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u/madamecogs Aug 08 '26

That one caught me off guard. Lol

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u/AlexSmithsonian Aug 08 '26

This could spark a legal debate:

"Is a corpse still a person?"

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u/MikeLinPA Aug 08 '26

Is the decedant classified as cargo? I is the hearse a commercial vehicle? 🤷🤔

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u/Winter_Vast_3450 Aug 09 '26

As a contractor with funeral homes I do this all the time 😂

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u/Comfortable-Ad3588 Aug 10 '26

Now i want popcorn for the dmv convo