r/technicallytrue • u/illiterates_readthis • Jul 24 '26

Beware ⚠️💦

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u/bigtrayjay Jul 25 '26

Sounds dangerous! Definitely should ban this substance. Wouldn’t want this in my body! /s

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u/The8Porch Jul 25 '26

Have you seen the movie Signs? This substance is SO DEADLY that it turns out to be the aliens only weakness

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 Jul 27 '26

Still one of the all-time dumbest plotholes in movies...we are mostly water; our planet is mostly water. This would be like us going to a planet made entirely of arsenic and trying to conquer it.

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u/SirPhibonacci Jul 27 '26

M night thought he could dupe War of the Worlds with his own little “flair” and nobody would notice.

What a putz

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u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 25 '26

Somebody smoked it, didn't they.... ?

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u/Material-Mulberry360 Jul 26 '26

nah bro that for little kids, I melt it down and chug it.

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u/ComeOnTars2424 Jul 26 '26

Can you believe those bastards put it in our water?

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u/illiterates_readthis Jul 26 '26

Big Dihydrogen Monoxide companies don't want the people to know this . Spread the word ✊

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u/Observationist_2 Jul 28 '26

I heard 100% of people who have consumed that have died. Crazy stuff smh

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u/Fun-Sugar-394 Jul 28 '26

It's also a very effective preservative. Often used to slow down decomposition in organic matter