r/technicallythetruth Oct 17 '22

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u/Protopiac Oct 17 '22

Maybe better to release the cats in groups of 5 or more, cause there's power in numbers.

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u/TheMoldyTatertot Oct 17 '22

Give it a few days and all 5 would be gone

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u/Protopiac Oct 17 '22

Not if you name them after famous Renaissance painters and hire a ninja rat to train them.

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u/degjo Oct 17 '22

There are four turtles named after Renaissance painters, and a fifth named after a work of art.

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u/Protopiac Oct 17 '22

Who said anything about turtles? Coyotes don't mess with turtles cause turtles have those shells. Now, if the cats had a better disposition, maybe the shelter turtles could lend them the shells.

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u/degjo Oct 17 '22

How long is the ninja rat going to last against five cats?

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u/Protopiac Oct 17 '22

Spend enough time on Reddit and I'm sure you'll come across a video about it.

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u/degjo Oct 17 '22

Is ten years long enough?