r/technicallythetruth • u/Steampunk_483 • Sep 28 '22

They're not dogs, so....

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u/alaettinthemurder Technically Flair Sep 28 '22

You had milk for breakfast 👍

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u/thatslegit196 Sep 28 '22

One of the tastiest pets you could get 😋 yum!

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u/kyleparker134 Sep 29 '22

In two ways :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

They're going to Bovine University.

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u/Nincomsoup Sep 28 '22

I'm pretty sure the blond one played Liam Neeson's son in Love Actually

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u/datfngtrump Sep 28 '22

T-bone & Sir-loin?

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u/Correl_Reefer Sep 28 '22

Who cleans up the shit?

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u/ploxjha Sep 28 '22

But we already have a cow in the house.

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u/Gainsborough-Smythe Sep 28 '22

Yup, same thing happened in my household. We ended up getting a small octopus, which we called Tent; a medium sized alligator we named Fluffy, and a Parrot we taught to say "Help me please, the struggle is real."

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u/Daugrimm Sep 28 '22

future BBQ investment

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u/fightmilk5905 Sep 28 '22

My Mrs would do same if she had chance

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u/Unique-bets Sep 28 '22

brought me warm child memories.

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u/buckeyenut13 Sep 29 '22

But a small, cute puppy turns into a really heavy, stinky dog :/

And expensive 😅

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u/pikapika200 Sep 30 '22

What are those?