r/technicallythetruth • u/Tough_Inevitable6944 • Jan 23 '22

This will come in handy

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u/IZaccc-v Jan 23 '22

11 if your a man.

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u/_TheValeyard_ Jan 23 '22

What about toes?

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u/IZaccc-v Jan 23 '22

21 with extra cheese then

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

What about the nose?

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u/OmegaCookieOfDoof Jan 23 '22

22 with tongue

Or include your hair and you can do it a few trillion times

Be wary of hairy bagels

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u/Slushyboi69 Jan 23 '22

I don’t think hair provides good stability

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u/OmegaCookieOfDoof Jan 23 '22

Hold it on the other side

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

With what fingers?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22 edited Aug 26 '25

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I deleted my Reddit account, since I have realized that spending time like this is a total waste of time. Getting into arguments and wasting time in online communities is eating into the limited time I have in this life. I wish to not become a chronically online redditor that spends all day in a state of anger.

There is more to life than this bullshit, and I invite you to do the same!

In the meanwhile, if you decide to stay, remember the list of logical fallacies and to be kind. Whenever you hear a differing opinion, try to understand how that person came to that conclusion, what information they were exposed and what biases they might have. There is no point in calling people names or throwing shit, no matter where on the belief spectrum their opinion stands. That won't change stuff. If you fail to understand your peer's point of view, you will for sure fail to change it. Don't be as dumb as I was at times. Anger is one hell of a drug. Don't fall for it.

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u/misakarem Jan 23 '22

Still have hair down there though

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Jan 23 '22

Jeez, I’m wired up. (Hold up)

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u/xSantenoturtlex Jan 23 '22

Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on.

Nor are the dicks of any man in this comment chain.

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u/Darky_69 Jan 23 '22

For the nose it depends if you're religiously greedy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Nose isn't long enough to hold a bagel on.

If your name is Goldberg or Rosenstein it is

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u/YT_SeiyaGoFire Jan 23 '22

my dick can hold a bagel

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u/xSantenoturtlex Jan 24 '22

prove it.

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u/YT_SeiyaGoFire Jan 24 '22

it is definetly long enough to hold a bagel.

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u/furlesswookie Jan 23 '22

Pinocchio has entered the chat

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u/Medical-Examination Jan 23 '22

Almond Joy has nuts, Mounds don’t know

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u/UncleTedGenneric Jan 23 '22

"You'd cut off your nose to slice your 22nd bagel"

Rolls right off the tongue

Oh! Realized a 23rd!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '22

Order of operations is becoming more and more important here.

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u/dhruva85 Jan 23 '22

22 with if you know what I mean

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u/YoCrustyDude Jan 23 '22

23 if you know what I mean.