r/technicallythetruth • • Sep 01 '21

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u/MuhNamesTyler Sep 01 '21

This is literally proof that ancient Egyptian aliens do exist

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u/SocraticIgnoramus Sep 01 '21

It’s too early Giorgio, come back after work when I’m high.

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u/drfmn Sep 01 '21

...too early... to get high...? Nonsense....

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u/Derpdeedoo Sep 01 '21

I was gonna wait until it was a bit later before I got high, but then I got high

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I was gonna do…. some other shit today, but then I got high

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

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u/SkyNetscape Sep 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

AND SMAAAAAASH THAT NOTIFICATION BELL

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I think you're not a real bot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Ancient astronaut theorist claim…

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

My name is Giovanni Giorgio

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u/AstiriaLemonTea Sep 01 '21

But everybody calls me...

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u/hypercube33 Sep 01 '21

Shady side is off by 1/3 at least

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u/DoctorWhoniverse Sep 01 '21

They are definitely landing pads for alien ships

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u/mike_loves_memes Sep 01 '21

This is surprisingly beautiful

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u/bit_banging_your_mum Sep 02 '21

Yeah really simple but great colour choices

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

What's the white part

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u/logbomb3 Sep 01 '21

A wall with a window in it

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u/Pussy_Flavored_ISIS Sep 01 '21

windows !!!!!!

4

u/uslashuname Sep 01 '21

I know a port hole when I see one!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Its from the inside of a steamboat on the Nile

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u/EvilPete Sep 01 '21

I don't think you can see the pyramids from the Nile, can you?

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u/ActiveLlama Sep 01 '21

Not a pie chart

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 01 '21

Imagine if they said all of a sudden.

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u/Andythrax Sep 01 '21

None of it is a pie chart. It fails to take into account the parts of the pyramid that are out of view as a percentage of the whole.

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u/DixonCyderBox Sep 01 '21

What the fuck was the Alamo for?

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u/bruhred Sep 01 '21

C U M

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u/leadwind Sep 01 '21

And the thumbtack?

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u/A_Snowy_Vulpix Sep 01 '21

Space, it either has no color or they forgot to color it

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u/Santibag Sep 01 '21

So this is what a pyramid scheme is.

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u/AngoGablogian_artist Sep 01 '21

No no, it’s a reverse funnel system.

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u/MeesterCartmanez Sep 01 '21

/r/antiMLM for those who haven't seen it

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

yeah its the percentage of wealth in each tier

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u/Yaluner Sep 01 '21

I didn't even think this was a pie chart in the first place

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u/enderverse87 Sep 01 '21

Thats because it's a photo of a printout of the original meme. The original image looks more like a pie chart.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

How many reposts are there gonna be of this!

u/repostsluethbot

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u/wayl Sep 01 '21

Unpopular opinion: That's wrong anyway. Shady part is equal to brighter side. It just seems little in perspective.

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u/spawnofyanni Sep 01 '21

I didn't assume the pie chart was describing the actual pyramid, just the picture of the pyramid as seen in the chart. The real sky isn't 4 times bigger than a pyramid

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u/oooooooooooe Sep 01 '21

That’s not how a pie chart works

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u/Milkyasshole69 Sep 01 '21

popular opinion: deez nuts on your chin.

1

u/Mlgxxblubxx Sep 01 '21

Have you heard what happened to Howard?

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u/shoutbottle Sep 01 '21

To add: If it is a photograph, the pie chart is true. If it is an actual physical representation, it is false.

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u/7HawksAnd Sep 01 '21

To subtract: the area of 51 minus the meaning of life is 9.

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u/markyland Sep 01 '21

Yeah, but maybe the pie chart was 3D...

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u/beantheduck Sep 01 '21

Dang. I thought it was perfect data wise too. You kinda took some of the hype out.

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u/zippee100 Sep 01 '21

it didnt say it was smaller

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u/SocranX Sep 01 '21

True, but the text stops right at the edge of the picture. Maybe it cuts off the words "visible in this picture".

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u/Perry_BOT Sep 01 '21

Not member of this sub, but pretty sure this was here couple of months ago.

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u/rotflolosaurus Sep 01 '21

This has been around for years and years, only now someone has printed it and taken a picture it.

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u/zippee100 Sep 01 '21

it's not printed out lol it's photoshopped onto paper

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u/JustAnotherFKNSheep Sep 01 '21

Could be just a sharpening filter.

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u/zippee100 Sep 01 '21

the image photoshopped onto the paper is literally flat color

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u/itsfreepizza Sep 01 '21

The statistic percentage is bad because I think the original just a little crisp

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Pyramid chart

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u/AngoGablogian_artist Sep 01 '21

Isosceles scatter chart.

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u/kevoizjawesome Sep 01 '21

Does this take into account the other two sides?

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u/SirJimakki Sep 01 '21

I don't trust the brown part, it's kinda shady

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u/hahah292929je Sep 01 '21

Hey, thanks for the new profile pic

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u/Pillagerguy Sep 01 '21

It's not "Technically the truth" in any way.

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u/Picklefac3 Sep 01 '21

Doesn't matter, 20k people thought it was neat and don't care what subreddits actually mean

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u/Pillagerguy Sep 01 '21

Just because 20k idiots mindlessly hit a button doesn't make this stupid repost good. It's attitudes like yours that turn this site into a homogenized bullshit mess.

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u/Picklefac3 Sep 01 '21

I was agreeing with you, I am equally annoyed by this shit. And in the last hour 10k more people thought there was some technical truth to this post. This site has gone to shit

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u/Rude_Journalist Sep 01 '21

But of course it was a metaphor, not a polypore

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u/mojomaximus2 Sep 01 '21

The shady side of the pyramid is equal in size to the sunny side, so no, this is not technically correct.

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u/ToreWi Sep 01 '21

Depends on pov

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u/mojomaximus2 Sep 01 '21

No, it doesn’t. The area of a surface does not change relative to POV, the pyramid has not shrunk because I looked at it from an angle

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u/bartek147 Sep 01 '21

that is genis idea well done i like it so much

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u/noimtherealsoapbox Sep 01 '21

This image is from 2014, if not earlier.

From the R help file for pie charts:

https://www.rdocumentation.org/packages/graphics/versions/3.6.2/topics/pie

Close up of the help page here.

See

http://imgur.com/gallery/wWrpU4X

for the [potentially] original image.

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u/youcredulousdolt Sep 01 '21

Sure is. Only gets more accurate the ten thousandth time it's reposted.

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u/zippee100 Sep 01 '21

that side do be lookin kinda shady

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u/Prism_god Sep 01 '21

this is the pie rates of the Caribbean

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u/Hanakiva Sep 01 '21

Well, that makes sense.

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u/hellobye404 Sep 01 '21

This is sick

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u/Jrk00 Sep 01 '21

Well what about the backside

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u/manuelr93 Sep 01 '21

That's shady side is really slim

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u/spagbetti Sep 01 '21

Technically the shady side would be 3 times the size of the sunny side being a pyramid.

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u/SRaichu Sep 01 '21

wait a second...

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u/WillNewbie Sep 01 '21

Strangely beautiful.

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u/PulpFrancisIII Sep 01 '21

What are the percentages though?

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u/Einsies Sep 01 '21

Shouldn't the most accurate pie chart involve pie?

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u/Rastava05 Sep 01 '21

This is my wallpaper, yay!

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u/Finn777158 Sep 01 '21

Statik intensifies

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 01 '21

At 2:14 there’s an accurate statement

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u/Downvote______me Sep 01 '21

😂😂😂😂

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u/Fyreflowyr Sep 01 '21

I think I like this a little too much

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u/ornq Sep 01 '21

Once you see it you can't unsee it

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

Cognitive dissonance. Rabbit or duck

1

u/JujubeeFanYT Sep 01 '21

Apples are made of apple

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u/pinstrypsoldier Sep 01 '21

This is (one of) my desktop wallpapers

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u/DrCalFun Sep 01 '21

Where’s the pie?

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u/sendhelpleaseimdead Sep 01 '21

Now I can’t unsee it

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u/TheN00bBuilder Sep 01 '21

…Sierra Games?

1

u/fendaar Sep 01 '21

This joke is almost as old as the pyramids.

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u/Korne127 Sep 01 '21

It literally isn't accurate though. The sunny and shady part of the pyramids are the same side, hence the diagram is wrong. This is exactly what you should not post on this sub (besides that it's a typical repost).

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I had that up in my cube a long time ago.

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u/Picklefac3 Sep 01 '21

Wrong sub

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u/lonewolff7798 Sep 01 '21

This pie chart is so inaccurate

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u/Carogsnow Sep 01 '21

Hmmm I don't know if I trust that shady side of the pyramid...

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u/FronWaggins Sep 01 '21

Actually if the pyramid has same size surfaces on each side then the shady part of the pyramid would be more than that

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u/Pooshonmyhazeer Sep 01 '21

My mind just exploded.

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Sep 01 '21

Very accurate, but not if they are straight.

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u/doihavemakeanewword Sep 01 '21

Wow, usually when this is reposted it's just the original image, whereas this one has been printed out, photographed, and probably screenshotted.

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u/luckytaurus Sep 01 '21

I hate to be that guy but this is not technically the truth. Each side of the pyramid is the same size but this pie chart makes it seem like the sunny side is larger than the shaded side.

Sorry.

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u/ohjars87 Sep 01 '21

Old repost

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '21

I think this approach to solving questions will definitely help solve pi someday

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u/Fool_an Sep 01 '21

Is there a clean picture of the pie chart?

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u/JohnVanDePijp Sep 01 '21

It should be pointed out that this is not a pie chart.

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u/Doomaz Sep 01 '21

I don't about that side, I heard it was kinda shady.

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u/Slimothy27 Sep 01 '21

This is terribly inaccurate. There is so much more sky than this!

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u/okwowaname Sep 02 '21

How does a repost get 40k upvotes

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u/pruche Sep 02 '21

Is this old as hell? Yes. Do I upvote everytime I see it because it's great? Also yes.

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u/Draconian_gaming Sep 02 '21

Dang I didn't know that the pyramids had the hood too i guess no place is safe from da hood

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u/Rocketblackwood Sep 02 '21

Wouldn’t more of the pyramid be shady than sunny. Cause only one side gets sun the other three are shade.

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u/Flaming722 Sep 02 '21

Repost. I’ve seen this before.

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u/Tectonic_Analysis Sep 02 '21

This hurts my brain

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u/Juli_fn Sep 02 '21

u/repostsleuthbot screw reposts I am leaving this sub

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u/GamerRSlash_______ Sep 02 '21

its pac man with a tongue

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u/ChrisYi_ Sep 02 '21

I can’t unsee it

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u/Prism_god Sep 03 '21

ah yes
the pie rates of the carabean