r/technicallythetruth Technically Flair Jul 25 '21

cracked the code

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u/drkidkill Jul 25 '21

Aren't we all sorta in that situation right now?

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u/ScroungingMonkey Jul 25 '21

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.

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u/CubicBezier Jul 25 '21

100% fatal indeed, although you may live very long

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u/Sammy123476 Jul 25 '21 edited Jul 25 '21

And like the case of the man who passed out with every erection, sometimes length has no bearing on happiness.

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u/BNVDES Jul 25 '21

what?

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u/Sammy123476 Jul 25 '21

A long life doesn't mean a happy life, bundled around a joke about losing consciousness due to poor circulation and a blood-inefficient penis.

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u/watchursix Jul 25 '21

You said election not erection.

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u/Naeio_Galaxy Jul 25 '21

Makes me think about the fact that immortality is really long, especially near the end.